FENCING

  1. A bad day at fencing beats a good day at the office
  2. A bad day at fencing beats a good day in class
  3. A day without fencing is like…Monday
  4. A touch in time is a point
  5. A woman’s place is on the strip
  6. Advance at your own risk
  7. After the parry – riposte!
  8. Age & treachery will always overcome youth and
    talent
  9. Age before beauty
  10. And your point is?
  11. Anything I slice off I get to keep!
  12. Are we having fun yet?
  13. Are you the six-fingered man?
  14. Armorers are reel people
  15. Armorers are reely wired
  16. As you wish
  17. Athletes don’t die, they just smell like it
  18. Babe with a blade
  19. Bad footwork makes mad coaches
  20. Be a big fish in a little pool
  21. Beat it!
  22. Beat me, bind me, but don’t touch me
  23. Because I’m the ref and I said so
  24. Better a has been than a never was
  25. Beware of girl with sword
  26. Big blade fencing where size matters
  27. Born to fence
  28. Born to fence, doomed to work
  29. Born to fence, forced to work
  30. Boxing glove on back hand of fencer – (cartoon)
  31. Buzz off
  32. C’est la vie, c’est escrime
  33. C’mon try to hit me
  34. Caught in a bind
  35. Chick flick
  36. Choose your weapon
  37. Corps a corps – the sins of the fleche
  38. Crime doesn’t epee
  39. Curses – foiled again
  40. Death before dishonor
  41. Designated hitter
  42. DFL and proud of it
  43. Did you get my point?
  44. Did you kill my father?
  45. Direct elimination – 2 men enter, 1 man leaves
  46. Direct elimination – 2 women enter, 1 woman leaves
  47. Do obscure movements
  48. Do you fence as dumb as you look?
  49. Do you foil around?
  50. Don’t be a whiner be a winner
  51. Don’t fence me in
  52. Don’t foil around with me
  53. Don’t get piste off
  54. Don’t get stuck
  55. Don’t look at the lights!
  56. Don’t mess with fencers
  57. Don’t retreat into your shell
  58. Don’t walk into the pointy end
  59. Dueling is delightful
  60. Eat, sleep, breathe, fence
  61. En garde ( 2 different ones)
  62. Epee ever after
  63. Epee fencers are better lovers
  64. Epee fencers have stiffer blades
  65. Epee fencers touch all over
  66. Epee is a science
  67. Epee is everything
  68. Epee sucks
  69. Epeeists have issues
  70. Even if you’re not fencing right now, you’re still a fencer
  71. Everyone looks up to epee fencers
  72. Experience points the way
  73. Fabulous fencing parent
  74. Feint is not passing out
  75. Fence Florida
  76. Fence now, sleep later
  77. Fence or become one
  78. Fence tough!
  79. Fence well if you can, otherwise just fence
  80. Fence-a-holic
  81. Fencers are better lovers
  82. Fencers are grounded
  83. Fencers are on target
  84. Fencers are reel people
  85. Fencers are reely wired
  86. Fencers are sharp
  87. Fencers are sharper
  88. Fencers are the reel deal
  89. Fencers do it in pools
  90. Fencers do it in the fleche
  91. Fencers do it in time
  92. Fencers don’t die, they just smell like it
  93. Fencers eat their dead
  94. Fencers get the point
  95. Fencers get the point across
  96. Fencers have a good time
  97. Fencers have deeper thrusts
  98. Fencers have duel personalities
  99. Fencers have the touch
  100. Fencers hit the spot
  101. Fencers make better lovers
  102. Fences well with others
  103. Fencing – because it’s fun to stab friends
  104. Fencing – invented by men, perfected by women
  105. Fencing – make it a point
  106. Fencing – sweat, touch, score!
  107. Fencing – the first line of defence
  108. Fencing – two straps away from a straight jacket
  109. Fencing – when you absolutely, positively must stab someone
  110. Fencing dad
  111. Fencing dad says don’t look at the lights!
  112. Fencing family
  113. Fencing fool
  114. Fencing forever, work whenever
  115. Fencing grandma
  116. Fencing grandpa
  117. Fencing hits the spot
  118. Fencing husband
  119. Fencing is a game for sharp wits
  120. Fencing is a lifetime sport
  121. Fencing is a strip tease
  122. Fencing is all about halting and scoring
  123. Fencing is awesome
  124. Fencing is close to my heart
  125. Fencing is combat
  126. Fencing is disengaging
  127. Fencing is engaging
  128. Fencing is escrime
  129. Fencing is for lovers
  130. Fencing is formidable
  131. Fencing is hell, but winning is heaven
  132. Fencing is life – all the rest is detail
  133. Fencing is my life
  134. Fencing is not a matter of life or death – it’s more
    important than that *
  135. Fencing is not just a sport – it’s a way of life
  136. Fencing is not just a sport – it’s an obsession
  137. Fencing is sweet
  138. Fencing is the most fun you can have with your clothes on
  139. Fencing is the reel deal
  140. Fencing is therapy
  141. Fencing is touching
  142. Fencing isn’t a sport, it’s a religion
  143. Fencing keeps the dogs out
  144. Fencing keeps you on your toes
  145. Fencing kicks ass
  146. Fencing lights up my life
  147. Fencing lines
  148. Fencing keeps you on your toes
  149. Fencing kicks ass
  150. Fencing kicks butt
  151. Fencing mom
  152. Fencing princess
  153. Fencing rocks
  154. Fencing sharpens your wits
  155. Fencing tip – angry fencers don’t win
  156. Fencing wench
  157. Fencing widow
  158. Fencing widower
  159. Fencing wife
  160. Fer is fair
  161. Fleche it out
  162. Flick this
  163. Flunge!
  164. Foil – aim for the heart, epee – aim for the hand, sabre –
    off with their heads!
  165. Foil fencers are better lovers
  166. Foil fencers do it with finesse
  167. Foil fencers get right to the point
  168. Foil is an art, epee is a science, sabre is romance
  169. Foil is art, epee is theatre, sabre is the truth
  170. Foil is conversation, epee is civilized, sabre is an
    argument
  171. Foil is for wrapping turkey
  172. Foil is foreplay, saber is premature ejaculation, epee is
    making love
  173. Foil is like liver – yukky but good for you
  174. Foil is not for wrapping turkey
  175. Foil is poker, epee is physical chess, sabre is rock,
    paper, scissors
  176. Foil sucks
  177. Foilists talk about footwork, epeeists talk about blade
    work, saberists talk about themselves
  178. Foils rush in where angels fail to tread
  179. Footwork, footwork, footwork, I’m tired of footwork
  180. Four score and only one point to go
  181. Friends don’t let friends fence epee
  182. Friends don’t let friends fence foil
  183. Friends don’t let friends fence sabre
  184. From a distance
  185. Future fencer
  186. Gasparilla
  187. Genuine original fencing genius
  188. Get a buzz on
  189. Get a grip
  190. Get a grip on it
  191. Get in touch
  192. Get points for fencing
  193. Get the point
  194. Get to know your opponents, you never know when they’re
    going to learn something new
  195. Girls can’t what?
  196. Good bout good fencer, bad bout, bad coach
  197. Good fencers make good neighbors
  198. Got epee?
  199. Got foil?
  200. Got saber?
  201. Got tempo?
  202. Has been is better than never was
  203. Have you hugged your coach today?
  204. Have you hugged your maitre today?
  205. He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the
    world was mad
  206. Heaven is just one light
  207. Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword
  208. Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya – you killed my father,
    prepare to die
  209. Hit and don’t be hit
  210. Hit hard, fast, often and don’t be hit
  211. Hit the shiny stuff
  212. Hit with the pointy end
  213. Hits happen
  214. Hooray for epee
  215. How’s my fencing?  Call 1-800 TOUCH
  216. I (heart) fencing
  217. I am the cleaner
  218. I am the coach – to save time, assume I know everything
  219. I am, therefore I fence
  220. I can beat you with one hand behind my back
  221. I can read your attacks like a book – and yours says “see
    Dick lunge!”
  222. I can’t fence, but I win
  223. I challenge you to a duel
  224. I coach therefore I am
  225. I control with my point
  226. I didn’t come here to lose
  227. I don’t fence, I coach
  228. I don’t pump iron, I push steel
  229. I enjoy the pleasures of the fleche
  230. I feel feint
  231. I fence like a girl
  232. I fence, therefore I am
  233. I fenced!
  234. I had him 4-2 and then – zap -I was dead (ghost at
    graveyard)
  235. I have a problem, my work is starting to interfere with my
    fencing
  236. I have places to go, people to stab
  237. I have too much self respect to fence epee
  238. I have too much self respect to fence foil
  239. I have too much self respect to fence saber
  240. I know something you don’t know
  241. I love a fencer
  242. I make pointed remarks
  243. I may be old but I’m good
  244. I pay for my kid to play
  245. I pay he plays
  246. I pay the coach
  247. I pay, she plays
  248. I plee with epee
  249. I pump iron and push steel
  250. I scream you scream, we all scream for escrime
  251. I see the light
  252. I thought his weapon had a tip (Frankenstein)
  253. I touched an electric weapon (cat)
  254. I’d rather be fencing
  255. I’ll fence for chocolate
  256. I’ll fence for cookies
  257. I’ll fence for food
  258. I’ll fence for sex
  259. I’ll rattle your sabre
  260. I’m a mischievous sabre child
  261. I’m advanced in age
  262. I’m in my prime
  263. I’m never fencing him again (mummy)
  264. I’m stuck!
  265. I’m the fencer your coach warned you about
  266. I’m the fencer your mother warned you about
  267. I’ve got the build for an epee fencer (skeleton)
  268. If at first you don’t succeed – redouble
  269. If fencing was easy, everyone would do it
  270. If I could offer you only one tip for improving your life –
    fencing would be it
  271. If the enemy is in range, so are you
  272. If you fenced as well  as you whine, you’d be a
    winner
  273. If you give a fencer a cookie…
  274. Instant fencing parent – just add coffee
  275. Instant fencing parent – just add tea
  276. Is that an epee in your pants or are you just happy to see
    me?
  277. Is this how Errol Flynn got started?
  278. It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s whether I win or lose
  279. It’s only a fleche wound
  280. Join the party, learn to parry
  281. Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you can’t score
  282. Keep in touch
  283. Keep moving your feet
  284. Keep your distance
  285. King of swords
  286. Klaatu barada nikto
  287. Laxatives give a good direct elimination
  288. Lefty fencer – look out!
  289. Lefty fencer and proud of it!
  290. Let your opponent be the one who goofs
  291. Let’s do lunge
  292. Let’s fence – the financial crisis can wait
  293. Let’s hook up!
  294. Life is a game, but fencing is serious
  295. Life is fencing, now go and learn it
  296. Life is more than just fencing
  297. Life is short –  fence hard
  298. Life is short – fence often
  299. Life is simple – eat, sleep, fence
  300. Like good wine, fencers improve with age
  301. Live dangerously – hug a fencer!
  302. Look sharp, feel sharp, be sharp – fence!
  303. Make it a point to fence
  304. Make my day, fence epee
  305. Make points for fencing
  306. Make your point
  307. Masks, not just for Halloween
  308. MILF – mother, I’d like to fence
  309. Motto for dummies – don’t just do something, stand there
  310. My blood, my sweat, your tears
  311. My brother fences
  312. My coach can kick your coach’s ass
  313. My coach can kick your coach’s touchee
  314. My daddy fences
  315. My daughter is a fencer
  316. My daughter’s a winner
  317. My family fences
  318. My fencing fu is strong today
  319. My fencing kid can beat your fencing kid (girl, boy)
  320. My girlfriend likes to play with sharp, pointy objects –
    envious?
  321. My grandma fences
  322. My grandpa fences
  323. My inner child wants to fence
  324. My kid can beat your kid (girl, boy)
  325. My kid can stab your honor kid
  326. My kid, my money  (girl, boy)
  327. My knight in shining armor fences saber
  328. My master can kick your master’s ass
  329. My mommy fences
  330. My sister is a fencer
  331. My son is a fencer
  332. My son’s a winner
  333. My uncle fences
  334. Never touch me there again
  335. Next time I shall wear my old clothes
  336. No offence
  337. No one argues with a sharp point
  338. No one is really sure of the exact date fencing started
  339. No, I said fence, not fence (cat on fence)
  340. Nothing hurts when you fence
  341. Old fencers never die, they just lose their right of way
  342. Old fencers never die, they just lose their touch
  343. One touch at a time
  344. Only your defeat will ease my pain
  345. Or maybe…the pellet with the poison is in the flagon with
    the dragon
  346. Out to lunge
  347. Ow!  My eye!
  348. Pain is temporary, but pride is forever
  349. Peace, love, out, piste, glove, bout
  350. Piste de resistance
  351. Plays well with swords
  352. Please take my blade and hit me as hard as you can
  353. Prepare to die
  354. Proudly and loudly
  355. Puss ‘n boots (picture)
  356. Queen of swords
  357. Reach out and touch someone
  358. Ready pret go
  359. Real men fence
  360. Real men fence epee
  361. Real men fence foil
  362. Real men fence sabre
  363. Real women fence
  364. Real women fence epee
  365. Real women fence foil
  366. Real women fence sabre
  367. Sabre Demon
  368. Sabre fencers are better lovers
  369. Sabre fencers set the tempo
  370. Sabre grrrl!
  371. Sabre is never having to say you’re sorry
  372. Sabre is romance
  373. Sabre is sensational
  374. Sabre rattler
  375. Sabre says it all
  376. Sabre sucks
  377. Score!!
  378. Screw right of way, I got the point!
  379. Seven days without fencing makes one weak
  380. Sex is great, but fencing is better
  381. Sex is the most fun you can have without fencing
  382. Sex, drugs epee
  383. Sex, drugs, fencing
  384. Sex, drugs, foil
  385. Sex, drugs, saber
  386. Show me your fleche and I’ll show you my thrust
  387. Shut up and fence
  388. Shut up and let me fence
  389. Simultaneous…not
  390. Speak softly and carry a big sword
  391. Stick it to ’em
  392. Strip poker
  393. Sword woman
  394. Take the plunge, do a lunge
  395. Take your epee and stick it anywhere
  396. Talk to the blade ’cause the guard ain’t listening
  397. That which does not kill us does not get a second chance
  398. That’s inconceivable
  399. That’s right!  Here’s where the talkin’ ends!
  400. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true
  401. The couple that fences together stays together
  402. The essence of fencing is to give, but by no means to
    receive  – Moliere
  403. The life of a fencing addict is hell, but somebody’s gotta
    do it
  404. The lights lie
  405. The older I get, the better I was
  406. The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle
  407. The pen is mightier than the sword, if the pen is sword is
    very short and the pen is very long
  408. The point is to win
  409. The thinner the blade of the sword, the more swiftly it
    cuts through
  410. The way to a man’s heart is through his sternum
  411. The way to a woman’s heart is through her rib cage
  412. There are shortcuts to happiness and fencing is one of them
  413. There are two types of fencers – those who score, and those
    who wish they could
  414. There is magic to sword play, forget the footwork, forget
    the blade, the battle is won in the mind
  415. There is no jesting with edged tools
  416. There’s almost no point in fencing sabre
  417. There is no crying in fencing
  418. There’s no such thing as a free lunge
  419. This is my broomstick…groovy!
  420. Those who can’t fence coach
  421. Those who can’t fence teach
  422. Thrust right and see the light
  423. Time spent fencing is added to one’s life span
  424. Time spent fencing is not deducted from one’s life span
  425. Timing is everything
  426. To beat or not to beat
  427. To beat or not to beat – what is the question?
  428. To fence is to live, to live is to fence
  429. To fence or not to fence, what a stupid question!
  430. To fence or not to fence, what is the question?
  431. To live is to fence, to fence is to live
  432. To the victor go the foils
  433. Touch my body and you die
  434. Touché
  435. Toupee (cartoon of one fencer taking off other’s toupee)
  436. Trainers can help you wrap it up
  437. Trust me, I’m a coach
  438. USFA
  439. Veteran fencers  rock the oldest sport
  440. Veteran fencers are antique little boys
  441. Veteran fencers are antique little girls
  442. Violent femme
  443. Was there life before epee?  Saber?
    Foil?  Fencing?
  444. We get better as we get older
  445. We pay, the kids play
  446. We’ve been through the mill but we’re not over the hill
  447. What a bout last night
  448. What am I doing in this strip joint
  449. What do you call someone who win’s all day long
    15-14?  Champion!!
  450. What’s your point?
  451. When all else fails, go hard, go fast, scream loud
  452. When in doubt stick it out
  453. Who is that masked man?
  454. Who was that masked man?
  455. Whoever said may the best man win never lost to a girl
  456. Winner!
  457. Winners don’t whine
  458. Without fencing life would be a mistake
  459. Women aren’t cheerleaders, they’re warriors
  460. Work is for people who don’t fence
  461. Work is what you do to pay for fencing
  462. Work is what you do when you aren’t fencing
  463. Working is just a hobby, this is my real job
  464. World’s best fencing coach
  465. World’s best fencing dad
  466. World’s best fencing mom
  467. Wounds will heal, blood will fade, pride is forever
  468. Yes we can – fence!
  469. Yes, I’m a girl
  470. You call that a nose?
  471. You can live without fencing, but not as well
  472. You can’t touch me, I’m engaged
  473. You fence, I’ll coach
  474. You, me, strip, now!
  475. You’ll have to beat me to win
  476. You’re not that bad, I’m just that awesome!
  477. Your point is?
  478. “Z”
  479. A bad day at fencing beats a good day at the office
  480. A bad day at fencing beats a good day in class
  481. A day without fencing is like…Monday
  482. A touch in time is a point
  483. A woman’s place is on the strip
  484. Advance at your own risk
  485. After the parry – riposte!
  486. Age & treachery will always overcome youth and
    talent
  487. Age before beauty
  488. And your point is?
  489. Anything I slice off I get to keep!
  490. Are we having fun yet?
  491. Are you the six-fingered man?
  492. Armorers are reel people
  493. Armorers are reely wired
  494. As you wish
  495. Athletes don’t die, they just smell like it
  496. Babe with a blade
  497. Bad footwork makes mad coaches
  498. Be a big fish in a little pool
  499. Beat it!
  500. Beat me, bind me, but don’t touch me
  501. Because I’m the ref and I said so
  502. Better a has been than a never was
  503. Beware of girl with sword
  504. Big blade fencing where size matters
  505. Born to fence
  506. Born to fence, doomed to work
  507. Born to fence, forced to work
  508. Boxing glove on back hand of fencer – (cartoon)
  509. Buzz off
  510. C’est la vie, c’est escrime
  511. C’mon try to hit me
  512. Caught in a bind
  513. Chick flick
  514. Choose your weapon
  515. Corps a corps – the sins of the fleche
  516. Crime doesn’t epee
  517. Curses – foiled again
  518. Death before dishonor
  519. Designated hitter
  520. DFL and proud of it
  521. Did you get my point?
  522. Did you kill my father?
  523. Direct elimination – 2 men enter, 1 man leaves
  524. Direct elimination – 2 women enter, 1 woman leaves
  525. Do obscure movements
  526. Do you fence as dumb as you look?
  527. Do you foil around?
  528. Don’t be a whiner be a winner
  529. Don’t fence me in
  530. Don’t foil around with me
  531. Don’t get piste off
  532. Don’t get stuck
  533. Don’t look at the lights!
  534. Don’t mess with fencers
  535. Don’t retreat into your shell
  536. Don’t walk into the pointy end
  537. Dueling is delightful
  538. Eat, sleep, breathe, fence
  539. En garde ( 2 different ones)
  540. Epee ever after
  541. Epee fencers are better lovers
  542. Epee fencers have stiffer blades
  543. Epee fencers touch all over
  544. Epee is a science
  545. Epee is everything
  546. Epee sucks
  547. Epeeists have issues
  548. Even if you’re not fencing right now, you’re still a fencer
  549. Everyone looks up to epee fencers
  550. Experience points the way
  551. Fabulous fencing parent
  552. Feint is not passing out
  553. Fence Florida
  554. Fence now, sleep later
  555. Fence or become one
  556. Fence tough!
  557. Fence well if you can, otherwise just fence
  558. Fence-a-holic
  559. Fencers are better lovers
  560. Fencers are grounded
  561. Fencers are on target
  562. Fencers are reel people
  563. Fencers are reely wired
  564. Fencers are sharp
  565. Fencers are sharper
  566. Fencers are the reel deal
  567. Fencers do it in pools
  568. Fencers do it in the fleche
  569. Fencers do it in time
  570. Fencers don’t die, they just smell like it
  571. Fencers eat their dead
  572. Fencers get the point
  573. Fencers get the point across
  574. Fencers have a good time
  575. Fencers have deeper thrusts
  576. Fencers have duel personalities
  577. Fencers have the touch
  578. Fencers hit the spot
  579. Fencers make better lovers
  580. Fences well with others
  581. Fencing – because it’s fun to stab friends
  582. Fencing – invented by men, perfected by women
  583. Fencing – make it a point
  584. Fencing – sweat, touch, score!
  585. Fencing – the first line of defence
  586. Fencing – two straps away from a straight jacket
  587. Fencing – when you absolutely, positively must stab someone
  588. Fencing dad
  589. Fencing dad says don’t look at the lights!
  590. Fencing family
  591. Fencing fool
  592. Fencing forever, work whenever
  593. Fencing grandma
  594. Fencing grandpa
  595. Fencing hits the spot
  596. Fencing husband
  597. Fencing is a game for sharp wits
  598. Fencing is a lifetime sport
  599. Fencing is a strip tease
  600. Fencing is all about halting and scoring
  601. Fencing is awesome
  602. Fencing is close to my heart
  603. Fencing is combat
  604. Fencing is disengaging
  605. Fencing is engaging
  606. Fencing is escrime
  607. Fencing is for lovers
  608. Fencing is formidable
  609. Fencing is hell, but winning is heaven
  610. Fencing is life – all the rest is detail
  611. Fencing is my life
  612. Fencing is not a matter of life or death – it’s more
    important than that *
  613. Fencing is not just a sport – it’s a way of life
  614. Fencing is not just a sport – it’s an obsession
  615. Fencing is sweet
  616. Fencing is the most fun you can have with your clothes on
  617. Fencing is the reel deal
  618. Fencing is therapy
  619. Fencing is touching
  620. Fencing isn’t a sport, it’s a religion
  621. Fencing keeps the dogs out
  622. Fencing keeps you on your toes
  623. Fencing kicks ass
  624. Fencing lights up my life
  625. Fencing lines
  626. Fencing keeps you on your toes
  627. Fencing kicks ass
  628. Fencing kicks butt
  629. Fencing mom
  630. Fencing princess
  631. Fencing rocks
  632. Fencing sharpens your wits
  633. Fencing tip – angry fencers don’t win
  634. Fencing wench
  635. Fencing widow
  636. Fencing widower
  637. Fencing wife
  638. Fer is fair
  639. Fleche it out
  640. Flick this
  641. Flunge!
  642. Foil – aim for the heart, epee – aim for the hand, sabre –
    off with their heads!
  643. Foil fencers are better lovers
  644. Foil fencers do it with finesse
  645. Foil fencers get right to the point
  646. Foil is an art, epee is a science, sabre is romance
  647. Foil is art, epee is theatre, sabre is the truth
  648. Foil is conversation, epee is civilized, sabre is an
    argument
  649. Foil is for wrapping turkey
  650. Foil is foreplay, saber is premature ejaculation, epee is
    making love
  651. Foil is like liver – yukky but good for you
  652. Foil is not for wrapping turkey
  653. Foil is poker, epee is physical chess, sabre is rock,
    paper, scissors
  654. Foil sucks
  655. Foilists talk about footwork, epeeists talk about blade
    work, saberists talk about themselves
  656. Foils rush in where angels fail to tread
  657. Footwork, footwork, footwork, I’m tired of footwork
  658. Four score and only one point to go
  659. Friends don’t let friends fence epee
  660. Friends don’t let friends fence foil
  661. Friends don’t let friends fence sabre
  662. From a distance
  663. Future fencer
  664. Gasparilla
  665. Genuine original fencing genius
  666. Get a buzz on
  667. Get a grip
  668. Get a grip on it
  669. Get in touch
  670. Get points for fencing
  671. Get the point
  672. Get to know your opponents, you never know when they’re
    going to learn something new
  673. Girls can’t what?
  674. Good bout good fencer, bad bout, bad coach
  675. Good fencers make good neighbors
  676. Got epee?
  677. Got foil?
  678. Got saber?
  679. Got tempo?
  680. Has been is better than never was
  681. Have you hugged your coach today?
  682. Have you hugged your maitre today?
  683. He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the
    world was mad
  684. Heaven is just one light
  685. Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword
  686. Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya – you killed my father,
    prepare to die
  687. Hit and don’t be hit
  688. Hit hard, fast, often and don’t be hit
  689. Hit the shiny stuff
  690. Hit with the pointy end
  691. Hits happen
  692. Hooray for epee
  693. How’s my fencing?  Call 1-800 TOUCH
  694. I (heart) fencing
  695. I am the cleaner
  696. I am the coach – to save time, assume I know everything
  697. I am, therefore I fence
  698. I can beat you with one hand behind my back
  699. I can read your attacks like a book – and yours says “see
    Dick lunge!”
  700. I can’t fence, but I win
  701. I challenge you to a duel
  702. I coach therefore I am
  703. I control with my point
  704. I didn’t come here to lose
  705. I don’t fence, I coach
  706. I don’t pump iron, I push steel
  707. I enjoy the pleasures of the fleche
  708. I feel feint
  709. I fence like a girl
  710. I fence, therefore I am
  711. I fenced!
  712. I had him 4-2 and then – zap -I was dead (ghost at
    graveyard)
  713. I have a problem, my work is starting to interfere with my
    fencing
  714. I have places to go, people to stab
  715. I have too much self respect to fence epee
  716. I have too much self respect to fence foil
  717. I have too much self respect to fence saber
  718. I know something you don’t know
  719. I love a fencer
  720. I make pointed remarks
  721. I may be old but I’m good
  722. I pay for my kid to play
  723. I pay he plays
  724. I pay the coach
  725. I pay, she plays
  726. I plee with epee
  727. I pump iron and push steel
  728. I scream you scream, we all scream for escrime
  729. I see the light
  730. I thought his weapon had a tip (Frankenstein)
  731. I touched an electric weapon (cat)
  732. I’d rather be fencing
  733. I’ll fence for chocolate
  734. I’ll fence for cookies
  735. I’ll fence for food
  736. I’ll fence for sex
  737. I’ll rattle your sabre
  738. I’m a mischievous sabre child
  739. I’m advanced in age
  740. I’m in my prime
  741. I’m never fencing him again (mummy)
  742. I’m stuck!
  743. I’m the fencer your coach warned you about
  744. I’m the fencer your mother warned you about
  745. I’ve got the build for an epee fencer (skeleton)
  746. If at first you don’t succeed – redouble
  747. If fencing was easy, everyone would do it
  748. If I could offer you only one tip for improving your life –
    fencing would be it
  749. If the enemy is in range, so are you
  750. If you fenced as well  as you whine, you’d be a
    winner
  751. If you give a fencer a cookie…
  752. Instant fencing parent – just add coffee
  753. Instant fencing parent – just add tea
  754. Is that an epee in your pants or are you just happy to see
    me?
  755. Is this how Errol Flynn got started?
  756. It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s whether I win or lose
  757. It’s only a fleche wound
  758. Join the party, learn to parry
  759. Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you can’t score
  760. Keep in touch
  761. Keep moving your feet
  762. Keep your distance
  763. King of swords
  764. Klaatu barada nikto
  765. Laxatives give a good direct elimination
  766. Lefty fencer – look out!
  767. Lefty fencer and proud of it!
  768. Let your opponent be the one who goofs
  769. Let’s do lunge
  770. Let’s fence – the financial crisis can wait
  771. Let’s hook up!
  772. Life is a game, but fencing is serious
  773. Life is fencing, now go and learn it
  774. Life is more than just fencing
  775. Life is short –  fence hard
  776. Life is short – fence often
  777. Life is simple – eat, sleep, fence
  778. Like good wine, fencers improve with age
  779. Live dangerously – hug a fencer!
  780. Look sharp, feel sharp, be sharp – fence!
  781. Make it a point to fence
  782. Make my day, fence epee
  783. Make points for fencing
  784. Make your point
  785. Masks, not just for Halloween
  786. MILF – mother, I’d like to fence
  787. Motto for dummies – don’t just do something, stand there
  788. My blood, my sweat, your tears
  789. My brother fences
  790. My coach can kick your coach’s ass
  791. My coach can kick your coach’s touchee
  792. My daddy fences
  793. My daughter is a fencer
  794. My daughter’s a winner
  795. My family fences
  796. My fencing fu is strong today
  797. My fencing kid can beat your fencing kid (girl, boy)
  798. My girlfriend likes to play with sharp, pointy objects –
    envious?
  799. My grandma fences
  800. My grandpa fences
  801. My inner child wants to fence
  802. My kid can beat your kid (girl, boy)
  803. My kid can stab your honor kid
  804. My kid, my money  (girl, boy)
  805. My knight in shining armor fences saber
  806. My master can kick your master’s ass
  807. My mommy fences
  808. My sister is a fencer
  809. My son is a fencer
  810. My son’s a winner
  811. My uncle fences
  812. Never touch me there again
  813. Next time I shall wear my old clothes
  814. No offence
  815. No one argues with a sharp point
  816. No one is really sure of the exact date fencing started
  817. No, I said fence, not fence (cat on fence)
  818. Nothing hurts when you fence
  819. Old fencers never die, they just lose their right of way
  820. Old fencers never die, they just lose their touch
  821. One touch at a time
  822. Only your defeat will ease my pain
  823. Or maybe…the pellet with the poison is in the flagon with
    the dragon
  824. Out to lunge
  825. Ow!  My eye!
  826. Pain is temporary, but pride is forever
  827. Peace, love, out, piste, glove, bout
  828. Piste de resistance
  829. Plays well with swords
  830. Please take my blade and hit me as hard as you can
  831. Prepare to die
  832. Proudly and loudly
  833. Puss ‘n boots (picture)
  834. Queen of swords
  835. Reach out and touch someone
  836. Ready pret go
  837. Real men fence
  838. Real men fence epee
  839. Real men fence foil
  840. Real men fence sabre
  841. Real women fence
  842. Real women fence epee
  843. Real women fence foil
  844. Real women fence sabre
  845. Sabre Demon
  846. Sabre fencers are better lovers
  847. Sabre fencers set the tempo
  848. Sabre grrrl!
  849. Sabre is never having to say you’re sorry
  850. Sabre is romance
  851. Sabre is sensational
  852. Sabre rattler
  853. Sabre says it all
  854. Sabre sucks
  855. Score!!
  856. Screw right of way, I got the point!
  857. Seven days without fencing makes one weak
  858. Sex is great, but fencing is better
  859. Sex is the most fun you can have without fencing
  860. Sex, drugs epee
  861. Sex, drugs, fencing
  862. Sex, drugs, foil
  863. Sex, drugs, saber
  864. Show me your fleche and I’ll show you my thrust
  865. Shut up and fence
  866. Shut up and let me fence
  867. Simultaneous…not
  868. Speak softly and carry a big sword
  869. Stick it to ’em
  870. Strip poker
  871. Sword woman
  872. Take the plunge, do a lunge
  873. Take your epee and stick it anywhere
  874. Talk to the blade ’cause the guard ain’t listening
  875. That which does not kill us does not get a second chance
  876. That’s inconceivable
  877. That’s right!  Here’s where the talkin’ ends!
  878. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true
  879. The couple that fences together stays together
  880. The essence of fencing is to give, but by no means to
    receive  – Moliere
  881. The life of a fencing addict is hell, but somebody’s gotta
    do it
  882. The lights lie
  883. The older I get, the better I was
  884. The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle
  885. The pen is mightier than the sword, if the pen is sword is
    very short and the pen is very long
  886. The point is to win
  887. The thinner the blade of the sword, the more swiftly it
    cuts through
  888. The way to a man’s heart is through his sternum
  889. The way to a woman’s heart is through her rib cage
  890. There are shortcuts to happiness and fencing is one of them
  891. There are two types of fencers – those who score, and those
    who wish they could
  892. There is magic to sword play, forget the footwork, forget
    the blade, the battle is won in the mind
  893. There is no jesting with edged tools
  894. There’s almost no point in fencing sabre
  895. There is no crying in fencing
  896. There’s no such thing as a free lunge
  897. This is my broomstick…groovy!
  898. Those who can’t fence coach
  899. Those who can’t fence teach
  900. Thrust right and see the light
  901. Time spent fencing is added to one’s life span
  902. Time spent fencing is not deducted from one’s life span
  903. Timing is everything
  904. To beat or not to beat
  905. To beat or not to beat – what is the question?
  906. To fence is to live, to live is to fence
  907. To fence or not to fence, what a stupid question!
  908. To fence or not to fence, what is the question?
  909. To live is to fence, to fence is to live
  910. To the victor go the foils
  911. Touch my body and you die
  912. Touché
  913. Toupee (cartoon of one fencer taking off other’s toupee)
  914. Trainers can help you wrap it up
  915. Trust me, I’m a coach
  916. USFA
  917. Veteran fencers  rock the oldest sport
  918. Veteran fencers are antique little boys
  919. Veteran fencers are antique little girls
  920. Violent femme
  921. Was there life before epee?  Saber?
    Foil?  Fencing?
  922. We get better as we get older
  923. We pay, the kids play
  924. We’ve been through the mill but we’re not over the hill
  925. What a bout last night
  926. What am I doing in this strip joint
  927. What do you call someone who win’s all day long
    15-14?  Champion!!
  928. What’s your point?
  929. When all else fails, go hard, go fast, scream loud
  930. When in doubt stick it out
  931. Who is that masked man?
  932. Who was that masked man?
  933. Whoever said may the best man win never lost to a girl
  934. Winner!
  935. Winners don’t whine
  936. Without fencing life would be a mistake
  937. Women aren’t cheerleaders, they’re warriors
  938. Work is for people who don’t fence
  939. Work is what you do to pay for fencing
  940. Work is what you do when you aren’t fencing
  941. Working is just a hobby, this is my real job
  942. World’s best fencing coach
  943. World’s best fencing dad
  944. World’s best fencing mom
  945. Wounds will heal, blood will fade, pride is forever
  946. Yes we can – fence!
  947. Yes, I’m a girl
  948. You call that a nose?
  949. You can live without fencing, but not as well
  950. You can’t touch me, I’m engaged
  951. You fence, I’ll coach
  952. You, me, strip, now!
  953. You’ll have to beat me to win
  954. You’re not that bad, I’m just that awesome!
  955. Your point is?
  956. “Z”
  957. A bad day at fencing beats a good day at the office
  958. A bad day at fencing beats a good day in class
  959. A day without fencing is like…Monday
  960. A touch in time is a point
  961. A woman’s place is on the strip
  962. Advance at your own risk
  963. After the parry – riposte!
  964. Age & treachery will always overcome youth and
    talent
  965. Age before beauty
  966. And your point is?
  967. Anything I slice off I get to keep!
  968. Are we having fun yet?
  969. Are you the six-fingered man?
  970. Armorers are reel people
  971. Armorers are reely wired
  972. As you wish
  973. Athletes don’t die, they just smell like it
  974. Babe with a blade
  975. Bad footwork makes mad coaches
  976. Be a big fish in a little pool
  977. Beat it!
  978. Beat me, bind me, but don’t touch me
  979. Because I’m the ref and I said so
  980. Better a has been than a never was
  981. Beware of girl with sword
  982. Big blade fencing where size matters
  983. Born to fence
  984. Born to fence, doomed to work
  985. Born to fence, forced to work
  986. Boxing glove on back hand of fencer – (cartoon)
  987. Buzz off
  988. C’est la vie, c’est escrime
  989. C’mon try to hit me
  990. Caught in a bind
  991. Chick flick
  992. Choose your weapon
  993. Corps a corps – the sins of the fleche
  994. Crime doesn’t epee
  995. Curses – foiled again
  996. Death before dishonor
  997. Designated hitter
  998. DFL and proud of it
  999. Did you get my point?
  1000. Did you kill my father?
  1001. Direct elimination – 2 men enter, 1 man leaves
  1002. Direct elimination – 2 women enter, 1 woman leaves
  1003. Do obscure movements
  1004. Do you fence as dumb as you look?
  1005. Do you foil around?
  1006. Don’t be a whiner be a winner
  1007. Don’t fence me in
  1008. Don’t foil around with me
  1009. Don’t get piste off
  1010. Don’t get stuck
  1011. Don’t look at the lights!
  1012. Don’t mess with fencers
  1013. Don’t retreat into your shell
  1014. Don’t walk into the pointy end
  1015. Dueling is delightful
  1016. Eat, sleep, breathe, fence
  1017. En garde ( 2 different ones)
  1018. Epee ever after
  1019. Epee fencers are better lovers
  1020. Epee fencers have stiffer blades
  1021. Epee fencers touch all over
  1022. Epee is a science
  1023. Epee is everything
  1024. Epee sucks
  1025. Epeeists have issues
  1026. Even if you’re not fencing right now, you’re still a fencer
  1027. Everyone looks up to epee fencers
  1028. Experience points the way
  1029. Fabulous fencing parent
  1030. Feint is not passing out
  1031. Fence Florida
  1032. Fence now, sleep later
  1033. Fence or become one
  1034. Fence tough!
  1035. Fence well if you can, otherwise just fence
  1036. Fence-a-holic
  1037. Fencers are better lovers
  1038. Fencers are grounded
  1039. Fencers are on target
  1040. Fencers are reel people
  1041. Fencers are reely wired
  1042. Fencers are sharp
  1043. Fencers are sharper
  1044. Fencers are the reel deal
  1045. Fencers do it in pools
  1046. Fencers do it in the fleche
  1047. Fencers do it in time
  1048. Fencers don’t die, they just smell like it
  1049. Fencers eat their dead
  1050. Fencers get the point
  1051. Fencers get the point across
  1052. Fencers have a good time
  1053. Fencers have deeper thrusts
  1054. Fencers have duel personalities
  1055. Fencers have the touch
  1056. Fencers hit the spot
  1057. Fencers make better lovers
  1058. Fences well with others
  1059. Fencing – because it’s fun to stab friends
  1060. Fencing – invented by men, perfected by women
  1061. Fencing – make it a point
  1062. Fencing – sweat, touch, score!
  1063. Fencing – the first line of defence
  1064. Fencing – two straps away from a straight jacket
  1065. Fencing – when you absolutely, positively must stab someone
  1066. Fencing dad
  1067. Fencing dad says don’t look at the lights!
  1068. Fencing family
  1069. Fencing fool
  1070. Fencing forever, work whenever
  1071. Fencing grandma
  1072. Fencing grandpa
  1073. Fencing hits the spot
  1074. Fencing husband
  1075. Fencing is a game for sharp wits
  1076. Fencing is a lifetime sport
  1077. Fencing is a strip tease
  1078. Fencing is all about halting and scoring
  1079. Fencing is awesome
  1080. Fencing is close to my heart
  1081. Fencing is combat
  1082. Fencing is disengaging
  1083. Fencing is engaging
  1084. Fencing is escrime
  1085. Fencing is for lovers
  1086. Fencing is formidable
  1087. Fencing is hell, but winning is heaven
  1088. Fencing is life – all the rest is detail
  1089. Fencing is my life
  1090. Fencing is not a matter of life or death – it’s more
    important than that *
  1091. Fencing is not just a sport – it’s a way of life
  1092. Fencing is not just a sport – it’s an obsession
  1093. Fencing is sweet
  1094. Fencing is the most fun you can have with your clothes on
  1095. Fencing is the reel deal
  1096. Fencing is therapy
  1097. Fencing is touching
  1098. Fencing isn’t a sport, it’s a religion
  1099. Fencing keeps the dogs out
  1100. Fencing keeps you on your toes
  1101. Fencing kicks ass
  1102. Fencing lights up my life
  1103. Fencing lines
  1104. Fencing keeps you on your toes
  1105. Fencing kicks ass
  1106. Fencing kicks butt
  1107. Fencing mom
  1108. Fencing princess
  1109. Fencing rocks
  1110. Fencing sharpens your wits
  1111. Fencing tip – angry fencers don’t win
  1112. Fencing wench
  1113. Fencing widow
  1114. Fencing widower
  1115. Fencing wife
  1116. Fer is fair
  1117. Fleche it out
  1118. Flick this
  1119. Flunge!
  1120. Foil – aim for the heart, epee – aim for the hand, sabre –
    off with their heads!
  1121. Foil fencers are better lovers
  1122. Foil fencers do it with finesse
  1123. Foil fencers get right to the point
  1124. Foil is an art, epee is a science, sabre is romance
  1125. Foil is art, epee is theatre, sabre is the truth
  1126. Foil is conversation, epee is civilized, sabre is an
    argument
  1127. Foil is for wrapping turkey
  1128. Foil is foreplay, saber is premature ejaculation, epee is
    making love
  1129. Foil is like liver – yukky but good for you
  1130. Foil is not for wrapping turkey
  1131. Foil is poker, epee is physical chess, sabre is rock,
    paper, scissors
  1132. Foil sucks
  1133. Foilists talk about footwork, epeeists talk about blade
    work, saberists talk about themselves
  1134. Foils rush in where angels fail to tread
  1135. Footwork, footwork, footwork, I’m tired of footwork
  1136. Four score and only one point to go
  1137. Friends don’t let friends fence epee
  1138. Friends don’t let friends fence foil
  1139. Friends don’t let friends fence sabre
  1140. From a distance
  1141. Future fencer
  1142. Gasparilla
  1143. Genuine original fencing genius
  1144. Get a buzz on
  1145. Get a grip
  1146. Get a grip on it
  1147. Get in touch
  1148. Get points for fencing
  1149. Get the point
  1150. Get to know your opponents, you never know when they’re
    going to learn something new
  1151. Girls can’t what?
  1152. Good bout good fencer, bad bout, bad coach
  1153. Good fencers make good neighbors
  1154. Got epee?
  1155. Got foil?
  1156. Got saber?
  1157. Got tempo?
  1158. Has been is better than never was
  1159. Have you hugged your coach today?
  1160. Have you hugged your maitre today?
  1161. He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the
    world was mad
  1162. Heaven is just one light
  1163. Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword
  1164. Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya – you killed my father,
    prepare to die
  1165. Hit and don’t be hit
  1166. Hit hard, fast, often and don’t be hit
  1167. Hit the shiny stuff
  1168. Hit with the pointy end
  1169. Hits happen
  1170. Hooray for epee
  1171. How’s my fencing?  Call 1-800 TOUCH
  1172. I (heart) fencing
  1173. I am the cleaner
  1174. I am the coach – to save time, assume I know everything
  1175. I am, therefore I fence
  1176. I can beat you with one hand behind my back
  1177. I can read your attacks like a book – and yours says “see
    Dick lunge!”
  1178. I can’t fence, but I win
  1179. I challenge you to a duel
  1180. I coach therefore I am
  1181. I control with my point
  1182. I didn’t come here to lose
  1183. I don’t fence, I coach
  1184. I don’t pump iron, I push steel
  1185. I enjoy the pleasures of the fleche
  1186. I feel feint
  1187. I fence like a girl
  1188. I fence, therefore I am
  1189. I fenced!
  1190. I had him 4-2 and then – zap -I was dead (ghost at
    graveyard)
  1191. I have a problem, my work is starting to interfere with my
    fencing
  1192. I have places to go, people to stab
  1193. I have too much self respect to fence epee
  1194. I have too much self respect to fence foil
  1195. I have too much self respect to fence saber
  1196. I know something you don’t know
  1197. I love a fencer
  1198. I make pointed remarks
  1199. I may be old but I’m good
  1200. I pay for my kid to play
  1201. I pay he plays
  1202. I pay the coach
  1203. I pay, she plays
  1204. I plee with epee
  1205. I pump iron and push steel
  1206. I scream you scream, we all scream for escrime
  1207. I see the light
  1208. I thought his weapon had a tip (Frankenstein)
  1209. I touched an electric weapon (cat)
  1210. I’d rather be fencing
  1211. I’ll fence for chocolate
  1212. I’ll fence for cookies
  1213. I’ll fence for food
  1214. I’ll fence for sex
  1215. I’ll rattle your sabre
  1216. I’m a mischievous sabre child
  1217. I’m advanced in age
  1218. I’m in my prime
  1219. I’m never fencing him again (mummy)
  1220. I’m stuck!
  1221. I’m the fencer your coach warned you about
  1222. I’m the fencer your mother warned you about
  1223. I’ve got the build for an epee fencer (skeleton)
  1224. If at first you don’t succeed – redouble
  1225. If fencing was easy, everyone would do it
  1226. If I could offer you only one tip for improving your life –
    fencing would be it
  1227. If the enemy is in range, so are you
  1228. If you fenced as well  as you whine, you’d be a
    winner
  1229. If you give a fencer a cookie…
  1230. Instant fencing parent – just add coffee
  1231. Instant fencing parent – just add tea
  1232. Is that an epee in your pants or are you just happy to see
    me?
  1233. Is this how Errol Flynn got started?
  1234. It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s whether I win or lose
  1235. It’s only a fleche wound
  1236. Join the party, learn to parry
  1237. Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you can’t score
  1238. Keep in touch
  1239. Keep moving your feet
  1240. Keep your distance
  1241. King of swords
  1242. Klaatu barada nikto
  1243. Laxatives give a good direct elimination
  1244. Lefty fencer – look out!
  1245. Lefty fencer and proud of it!
  1246. Let your opponent be the one who goofs
  1247. Let’s do lunge
  1248. Let’s fence – the financial crisis can wait
  1249. Let’s hook up!
  1250. Life is a game, but fencing is serious
  1251. Life is fencing, now go and learn it
  1252. Life is more than just fencing
  1253. Life is short –  fence hard
  1254. Life is short – fence often
  1255. Life is simple – eat, sleep, fence
  1256. Like good wine, fencers improve with age
  1257. Live dangerously – hug a fencer!
  1258. Look sharp, feel sharp, be sharp – fence!
  1259. Make it a point to fence
  1260. Make my day, fence epee
  1261. Make points for fencing
  1262. Make your point
  1263. Masks, not just for Halloween
  1264. MILF – mother, I’d like to fence
  1265. Motto for dummies – don’t just do something, stand there
  1266. My blood, my sweat, your tears
  1267. My brother fences
  1268. My coach can kick your coach’s ass
  1269. My coach can kick your coach’s touchee
  1270. My daddy fences
  1271. My daughter is a fencer
  1272. My daughter’s a winner
  1273. My family fences
  1274. My fencing fu is strong today
  1275. My fencing kid can beat your fencing kid (girl, boy)
  1276. My girlfriend likes to play with sharp, pointy objects –
    envious?
  1277. My grandma fences
  1278. My grandpa fences
  1279. My inner child wants to fence
  1280. My kid can beat your kid (girl, boy)
  1281. My kid can stab your honor kid
  1282. My kid, my money  (girl, boy)
  1283. My knight in shining armor fences saber
  1284. My master can kick your master’s ass
  1285. My mommy fences
  1286. My sister is a fencer
  1287. My son is a fencer
  1288. My son’s a winner
  1289. My uncle fences
  1290. Never touch me there again
  1291. Next time I shall wear my old clothes
  1292. No offence
  1293. No one argues with a sharp point
  1294. No one is really sure of the exact date fencing started
  1295. No, I said fence, not fence (cat on fence)
  1296. Nothing hurts when you fence
  1297. Old fencers never die, they just lose their right of way
  1298. Old fencers never die, they just lose their touch
  1299. One touch at a time
  1300. Only your defeat will ease my pain
  1301. Or maybe…the pellet with the poison is in the flagon with
    the dragon
  1302. Out to lunge
  1303. Ow!  My eye!
  1304. Pain is temporary, but pride is forever
  1305. Peace, love, out, piste, glove, bout
  1306. Piste de resistance
  1307. Plays well with swords
  1308. Please take my blade and hit me as hard as you can
  1309. Prepare to die
  1310. Proudly and loudly
  1311. Puss ‘n boots (picture)
  1312. Queen of swords
  1313. Reach out and touch someone
  1314. Ready pret go
  1315. Real men fence
  1316. Real men fence epee
  1317. Real men fence foil
  1318. Real men fence sabre
  1319. Real women fence
  1320. Real women fence epee
  1321. Real women fence foil
  1322. Real women fence sabre
  1323. Sabre Demon
  1324. Sabre fencers are better lovers
  1325. Sabre fencers set the tempo
  1326. Sabre grrrl!
  1327. Sabre is never having to say you’re sorry
  1328. Sabre is romance
  1329. Sabre is sensational
  1330. Sabre rattler
  1331. Sabre says it all
  1332. Sabre sucks
  1333. Score!!
  1334. Screw right of way, I got the point!
  1335. Seven days without fencing makes one weak
  1336. Sex is great, but fencing is better
  1337. Sex is the most fun you can have without fencing
  1338. Sex, drugs epee
  1339. Sex, drugs, fencing
  1340. Sex, drugs, foil
  1341. Sex, drugs, saber
  1342. Show me your fleche and I’ll show you my thrust
  1343. Shut up and fence
  1344. Shut up and let me fence
  1345. Simultaneous…not
  1346. Speak softly and carry a big sword
  1347. Stick it to ’em
  1348. Strip poker
  1349. Sword woman
  1350. Take the plunge, do a lunge
  1351. Take your epee and stick it anywhere
  1352. Talk to the blade ’cause the guard ain’t listening
  1353. That which does not kill us does not get a second chance
  1354. That’s inconceivable
  1355. That’s right!  Here’s where the talkin’ ends!
  1356. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true
  1357. The couple that fences together stays together
  1358. The essence of fencing is to give, but by no means to
    receive  – Moliere
  1359. The life of a fencing addict is hell, but somebody’s gotta
    do it
  1360. The lights lie
  1361. The older I get, the better I was
  1362. The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle
  1363. The pen is mightier than the sword, if the pen is sword is
    very short and the pen is very long
  1364. The point is to win
  1365. The thinner the blade of the sword, the more swiftly it
    cuts through
  1366. The way to a man’s heart is through his sternum
  1367. The way to a woman’s heart is through her rib cage
  1368. There are shortcuts to happiness and fencing is one of them
  1369. There are two types of fencers – those who score, and those
    who wish they could
  1370. There is magic to sword play, forget the footwork, forget
    the blade, the battle is won in the mind
  1371. There is no jesting with edged tools
  1372. There’s almost no point in fencing sabre
  1373. There is no crying in fencing
  1374. There’s no such thing as a free lunge
  1375. This is my broomstick…groovy!
  1376. Those who can’t fence coach
  1377. Those who can’t fence teach
  1378. Thrust right and see the light
  1379. Time spent fencing is added to one’s life span
  1380. Time spent fencing is not deducted from one’s life span
  1381. Timing is everything
  1382. To beat or not to beat
  1383. To beat or not to beat – what is the question?
  1384. To fence is to live, to live is to fence
  1385. To fence or not to fence, what a stupid question!
  1386. To fence or not to fence, what is the question?
  1387. To live is to fence, to fence is to live
  1388. To the victor go the foils
  1389. Touch my body and you die
  1390. Touché
  1391. Toupee (cartoon of one fencer taking off other’s toupee)
  1392. Trainers can help you wrap it up
  1393. Trust me, I’m a coach
  1394. USFA
  1395. Veteran fencers  rock the oldest sport
  1396. Veteran fencers are antique little boys
  1397. Veteran fencers are antique little girls
  1398. Violent femme
  1399. Was there life before epee?  Saber?
    Foil?  Fencing?
  1400. We get better as we get older
  1401. We pay, the kids play
  1402. We’ve been through the mill but we’re not over the hill
  1403. What a bout last night
  1404. What am I doing in this strip joint
  1405. What do you call someone who win’s all day long
    15-14?  Champion!!
  1406. What’s your point?
  1407. When all else fails, go hard, go fast, scream loud
  1408. When in doubt stick it out
  1409. Who is that masked man?
  1410. Who was that masked man?
  1411. Whoever said may the best man win never lost to a girl
  1412. Winner!
  1413. Winners don’t whine
  1414. Without fencing life would be a mistake
  1415. Women aren’t cheerleaders, they’re warriors
  1416. Work is for people who don’t fence
  1417. Work is what you do to pay for fencing
  1418. Work is what you do when you aren’t fencing
  1419. Working is just a hobby, this is my real job
  1420. World’s best fencing coach
  1421. World’s best fencing dad
  1422. World’s best fencing mom
  1423. Wounds will heal, blood will fade, pride is forever
  1424. Yes we can – fence!
  1425. Yes, I’m a girl
  1426. You call that a nose?
  1427. You can live without fencing, but not as well
  1428. You can’t touch me, I’m engaged
  1429. You fence, I’ll coach
  1430. You, me, strip, now!
  1431. You’ll have to beat me to win
  1432. You’re not that bad, I’m just that awesome!
  1433. Your point is?
  1434. “Z”
  1435. A bad day at fencing beats a good day at the office
  1436. A bad day at fencing beats a good day in class
  1437. A day without fencing is like…Monday
  1438. A touch in time is a point
  1439. A woman’s place is on the strip
  1440. Advance at your own risk
  1441. After the parry – riposte!
  1442. Age & treachery will always overcome youth and
    talent
  1443. Age before beauty
  1444. And your point is?
  1445. Anything I slice off I get to keep!
  1446. Are we having fun yet?
  1447. Are you the six-fingered man?
  1448. Armorers are reel people
  1449. Armorers are reely wired
  1450. As you wish
  1451. Athletes don’t die, they just smell like it
  1452. Babe with a blade
  1453. Bad footwork makes mad coaches
  1454. Be a big fish in a little pool
  1455. Beat it!
  1456. Beat me, bind me, but don’t touch me
  1457. Because I’m the ref and I said so
  1458. Better a has been than a never was
  1459. Beware of girl with sword
  1460. Big blade fencing where size matters
  1461. Born to fence
  1462. Born to fence, doomed to work
  1463. Born to fence, forced to work
  1464. Boxing glove on back hand of fencer – (cartoon)
  1465. Buzz off
  1466. C’est la vie, c’est escrime
  1467. C’mon try to hit me
  1468. Caught in a bind
  1469. Chick flick
  1470. Choose your weapon
  1471. Corps a corps – the sins of the fleche
  1472. Crime doesn’t epee
  1473. Curses – foiled again
  1474. Death before dishonor
  1475. Designated hitter
  1476. DFL and proud of it
  1477. Did you get my point?
  1478. Did you kill my father?
  1479. Direct elimination – 2 men enter, 1 man leaves
  1480. Direct elimination – 2 women enter, 1 woman leaves
  1481. Do obscure movements
  1482. Do you fence as dumb as you look?
  1483. Do you foil around?
  1484. Don’t be a whiner be a winner
  1485. Don’t fence me in
  1486. Don’t foil around with me
  1487. Don’t get piste off
  1488. Don’t get stuck
  1489. Don’t look at the lights!
  1490. Don’t mess with fencers
  1491. Don’t retreat into your shell
  1492. Don’t walk into the pointy end
  1493. Dueling is delightful
  1494. Eat, sleep, breathe, fence
  1495. En garde ( 2 different ones)
  1496. Epee ever after
  1497. Epee fencers are better lovers
  1498. Epee fencers have stiffer blades
  1499. Epee fencers touch all over
  1500. Epee is a science
  1501. Epee is everything
  1502. Epee sucks
  1503. Epeeists have issues
  1504. Even if you’re not fencing right now, you’re still a fencer
  1505. Everyone looks up to epee fencers
  1506. Experience points the way
  1507. Fabulous fencing parent
  1508. Feint is not passing out
  1509. Fence Florida
  1510. Fence now, sleep later
  1511. Fence or become one
  1512. Fence tough!
  1513. Fence well if you can, otherwise just fence
  1514. Fence-a-holic
  1515. Fencers are better lovers
  1516. Fencers are grounded
  1517. Fencers are on target
  1518. Fencers are reel people
  1519. Fencers are reely wired
  1520. Fencers are sharp
  1521. Fencers are sharper
  1522. Fencers are the reel deal
  1523. Fencers do it in pools
  1524. Fencers do it in the fleche
  1525. Fencers do it in time
  1526. Fencers don’t die, they just smell like it
  1527. Fencers eat their dead
  1528. Fencers get the point
  1529. Fencers get the point across
  1530. Fencers have a good time
  1531. Fencers have deeper thrusts
  1532. Fencers have duel personalities
  1533. Fencers have the touch
  1534. Fencers hit the spot
  1535. Fencers make better lovers
  1536. Fences well with others
  1537. Fencing – because it’s fun to stab friends
  1538. Fencing – invented by men, perfected by women
  1539. Fencing – make it a point
  1540. Fencing – sweat, touch, score!
  1541. Fencing – the first line of defence
  1542. Fencing – two straps away from a straight jacket
  1543. Fencing – when you absolutely, positively must stab someone
  1544. Fencing dad
  1545. Fencing dad says don’t look at the lights!
  1546. Fencing family
  1547. Fencing fool
  1548. Fencing forever, work whenever
  1549. Fencing grandma
  1550. Fencing grandpa
  1551. Fencing hits the spot
  1552. Fencing husband
  1553. Fencing is a game for sharp wits
  1554. Fencing is a lifetime sport
  1555. Fencing is a strip tease
  1556. Fencing is all about halting and scoring
  1557. Fencing is awesome
  1558. Fencing is close to my heart
  1559. Fencing is combat
  1560. Fencing is disengaging
  1561. Fencing is engaging
  1562. Fencing is escrime
  1563. Fencing is for lovers
  1564. Fencing is formidable
  1565. Fencing is hell, but winning is heaven
  1566. Fencing is life – all the rest is detail
  1567. Fencing is my life
  1568. Fencing is not a matter of life or death – it’s more
    important than that *
  1569. Fencing is not just a sport – it’s a way of life
  1570. Fencing is not just a sport – it’s an obsession
  1571. Fencing is sweet
  1572. Fencing is the most fun you can have with your clothes on
  1573. Fencing is the reel deal
  1574. Fencing is therapy
  1575. Fencing is touching
  1576. Fencing isn’t a sport, it’s a religion
  1577. Fencing keeps the dogs out
  1578. Fencing keeps you on your toes
  1579. Fencing kicks ass
  1580. Fencing lights up my life
  1581. Fencing lines
  1582. Fencing keeps you on your toes
  1583. Fencing kicks ass
  1584. Fencing kicks butt
  1585. Fencing mom
  1586. Fencing princess
  1587. Fencing rocks
  1588. Fencing sharpens your wits
  1589. Fencing tip – angry fencers don’t win
  1590. Fencing wench
  1591. Fencing widow
  1592. Fencing widower
  1593. Fencing wife
  1594. Fer is fair
  1595. Fleche it out
  1596. Flick this
  1597. Flunge!
  1598. Foil – aim for the heart, epee – aim for the hand, sabre –
    off with their heads!
  1599. Foil fencers are better lovers
  1600. Foil fencers do it with finesse
  1601. Foil fencers get right to the point
  1602. Foil is an art, epee is a science, sabre is romance
  1603. Foil is art, epee is theatre, sabre is the truth
  1604. Foil is conversation, epee is civilized, sabre is an
    argument
  1605. Foil is for wrapping turkey
  1606. Foil is foreplay, saber is premature ejaculation, epee is
    making love
  1607. Foil is like liver – yukky but good for you
  1608. Foil is not for wrapping turkey
  1609. Foil is poker, epee is physical chess, sabre is rock,
    paper, scissors
  1610. Foil sucks
  1611. Foilists talk about footwork, epeeists talk about blade
    work, saberists talk about themselves
  1612. Foils rush in where angels fail to tread
  1613. Footwork, footwork, footwork, I’m tired of footwork
  1614. Four score and only one point to go
  1615. Friends don’t let friends fence epee
  1616. Friends don’t let friends fence foil
  1617. Friends don’t let friends fence sabre
  1618. From a distance
  1619. Future fencer
  1620. Gasparilla
  1621. Genuine original fencing genius
  1622. Get a buzz on
  1623. Get a grip
  1624. Get a grip on it
  1625. Get in touch
  1626. Get points for fencing
  1627. Get the point
  1628. Get to know your opponents, you never know when they’re
    going to learn something new
  1629. Girls can’t what?
  1630. Good bout good fencer, bad bout, bad coach
  1631. Good fencers make good neighbors
  1632. Got epee?
  1633. Got foil?
  1634. Got saber?
  1635. Got tempo?
  1636. Has been is better than never was
  1637. Have you hugged your coach today?
  1638. Have you hugged your maitre today?
  1639. He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the
    world was mad
  1640. Heaven is just one light
  1641. Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword
  1642. Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya – you killed my father,
    prepare to die
  1643. Hit and don’t be hit
  1644. Hit hard, fast, often and don’t be hit
  1645. Hit the shiny stuff
  1646. Hit with the pointy end
  1647. Hits happen
  1648. Hooray for epee
  1649. How’s my fencing?  Call 1-800 TOUCH
  1650. I (heart) fencing
  1651. I am the cleaner
  1652. I am the coach – to save time, assume I know everything
  1653. I am, therefore I fence
  1654. I can beat you with one hand behind my back
  1655. I can read your attacks like a book – and yours says “see
    Dick lunge!”
  1656. I can’t fence, but I win
  1657. I challenge you to a duel
  1658. I coach therefore I am
  1659. I control with my point
  1660. I didn’t come here to lose
  1661. I don’t fence, I coach
  1662. I don’t pump iron, I push steel
  1663. I enjoy the pleasures of the fleche
  1664. I feel feint
  1665. I fence like a girl
  1666. I fence, therefore I am
  1667. I fenced!
  1668. I had him 4-2 and then – zap -I was dead (ghost at
    graveyard)
  1669. I have a problem, my work is starting to interfere with my
    fencing
  1670. I have places to go, people to stab
  1671. I have too much self respect to fence epee
  1672. I have too much self respect to fence foil
  1673. I have too much self respect to fence saber
  1674. I know something you don’t know
  1675. I love a fencer
  1676. I make pointed remarks
  1677. I may be old but I’m good
  1678. I pay for my kid to play
  1679. I pay he plays
  1680. I pay the coach
  1681. I pay, she plays
  1682. I plee with epee
  1683. I pump iron and push steel
  1684. I scream you scream, we all scream for escrime
  1685. I see the light
  1686. I thought his weapon had a tip (Frankenstein)
  1687. I touched an electric weapon (cat)
  1688. I’d rather be fencing
  1689. I’ll fence for chocolate
  1690. I’ll fence for cookies
  1691. I’ll fence for food
  1692. I’ll fence for sex
  1693. I’ll rattle your sabre
  1694. I’m a mischievous sabre child
  1695. I’m advanced in age
  1696. I’m in my prime
  1697. I’m never fencing him again (mummy)
  1698. I’m stuck!
  1699. I’m the fencer your coach warned you about
  1700. I’m the fencer your mother warned you about
  1701. I’ve got the build for an epee fencer (skeleton)
  1702. If at first you don’t succeed – redouble
  1703. If fencing was easy, everyone would do it
  1704. If I could offer you only one tip for improving your life –
    fencing would be it
  1705. If the enemy is in range, so are you
  1706. If you fenced as well  as you whine, you’d be a
    winner
  1707. If you give a fencer a cookie…
  1708. Instant fencing parent – just add coffee
  1709. Instant fencing parent – just add tea
  1710. Is that an epee in your pants or are you just happy to see
    me?
  1711. Is this how Errol Flynn got started?
  1712. It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s whether I win or lose
  1713. It’s only a fleche wound
  1714. Join the party, learn to parry
  1715. Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you can’t score
  1716. Keep in touch
  1717. Keep moving your feet
  1718. Keep your distance
  1719. King of swords
  1720. Klaatu barada nikto
  1721. Laxatives give a good direct elimination
  1722. Lefty fencer – look out!
  1723. Lefty fencer and proud of it!
  1724. Let your opponent be the one who goofs
  1725. Let’s do lunge
  1726. Let’s fence – the financial crisis can wait
  1727. Let’s hook up!
  1728. Life is a game, but fencing is serious
  1729. Life is fencing, now go and learn it
  1730. Life is more than just fencing
  1731. Life is short –  fence hard
  1732. Life is short – fence often
  1733. Life is simple – eat, sleep, fence
  1734. Like good wine, fencers improve with age
  1735. Live dangerously – hug a fencer!
  1736. Look sharp, feel sharp, be sharp – fence!
  1737. Make it a point to fence
  1738. Make my day, fence epee
  1739. Make points for fencing
  1740. Make your point
  1741. Masks, not just for Halloween
  1742. MILF – mother, I’d like to fence
  1743. Motto for dummies – don’t just do something, stand there
  1744. My blood, my sweat, your tears
  1745. My brother fences
  1746. My coach can kick your coach’s ass
  1747. My coach can kick your coach’s touchee
  1748. My daddy fences
  1749. My daughter is a fencer
  1750. My daughter’s a winner
  1751. My family fences
  1752. My fencing fu is strong today
  1753. My fencing kid can beat your fencing kid (girl, boy)
  1754. My girlfriend likes to play with sharp, pointy objects –
    envious?
  1755. My grandma fences
  1756. My grandpa fences
  1757. My inner child wants to fence
  1758. My kid can beat your kid (girl, boy)
  1759. My kid can stab your honor kid
  1760. My kid, my money  (girl, boy)
  1761. My knight in shining armor fences saber
  1762. My master can kick your master’s ass
  1763. My mommy fences
  1764. My sister is a fencer
  1765. My son is a fencer
  1766. My son’s a winner
  1767. My uncle fences
  1768. Never touch me there again
  1769. Next time I shall wear my old clothes
  1770. No offence
  1771. No one argues with a sharp point
  1772. No one is really sure of the exact date fencing started
  1773. No, I said fence, not fence (cat on fence)
  1774. Nothing hurts when you fence
  1775. Old fencers never die, they just lose their right of way
  1776. Old fencers never die, they just lose their touch
  1777. One touch at a time
  1778. Only your defeat will ease my pain
  1779. Or maybe…the pellet with the poison is in the flagon with
    the dragon
  1780. Out to lunge
  1781. Ow!  My eye!
  1782. Pain is temporary, but pride is forever
  1783. Peace, love, out, piste, glove, bout
  1784. Piste de resistance
  1785. Plays well with swords
  1786. Please take my blade and hit me as hard as you can
  1787. Prepare to die
  1788. Proudly and loudly
  1789. Puss ‘n boots (picture)
  1790. Queen of swords
  1791. Reach out and touch someone
  1792. Ready pret go
  1793. Real men fence
  1794. Real men fence epee
  1795. Real men fence foil
  1796. Real men fence sabre
  1797. Real women fence
  1798. Real women fence epee
  1799. Real women fence foil
  1800. Real women fence sabre
  1801. Sabre Demon
  1802. Sabre fencers are better lovers
  1803. Sabre fencers set the tempo
  1804. Sabre grrrl!
  1805. Sabre is never having to say you’re sorry
  1806. Sabre is romance
  1807. Sabre is sensational
  1808. Sabre rattler
  1809. Sabre says it all
  1810. Sabre sucks
  1811. Score!!
  1812. Screw right of way, I got the point!
  1813. Seven days without fencing makes one weak
  1814. Sex is great, but fencing is better
  1815. Sex is the most fun you can have without fencing
  1816. Sex, drugs epee
  1817. Sex, drugs, fencing
  1818. Sex, drugs, foil
  1819. Sex, drugs, saber
  1820. Show me your fleche and I’ll show you my thrust
  1821. Shut up and fence
  1822. Shut up and let me fence
  1823. Simultaneous…not
  1824. Speak softly and carry a big sword
  1825. Stick it to ’em
  1826. Strip poker
  1827. Sword woman
  1828. Take the plunge, do a lunge
  1829. Take your epee and stick it anywhere
  1830. Talk to the blade ’cause the guard ain’t listening
  1831. That which does not kill us does not get a second chance
  1832. That’s inconceivable
  1833. That’s right!  Here’s where the talkin’ ends!
  1834. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true
  1835. The couple that fences together stays together
  1836. The essence of fencing is to give, but by no means to
    receive  – Moliere
  1837. The life of a fencing addict is hell, but somebody’s gotta
    do it
  1838. The lights lie
  1839. The older I get, the better I was
  1840. The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle
  1841. The pen is mightier than the sword, if the pen is sword is
    very short and the pen is very long
  1842. The point is to win
  1843. The thinner the blade of the sword, the more swiftly it
    cuts through
  1844. The way to a man’s heart is through his sternum
  1845. The way to a woman’s heart is through her rib cage
  1846. There are shortcuts to happiness and fencing is one of them
  1847. There are two types of fencers – those who score, and those
    who wish they could
  1848. There is magic to sword play, forget the footwork, forget
    the blade, the battle is won in the mind
  1849. There is no jesting with edged tools
  1850. There’s almost no point in fencing sabre
  1851. There is no crying in fencing
  1852. There’s no such thing as a free lunge
  1853. This is my broomstick…groovy!
  1854. Those who can’t fence coach
  1855. Those who can’t fence teach
  1856. Thrust right and see the light
  1857. Time spent fencing is added to one’s life span
  1858. Time spent fencing is not deducted from one’s life span
  1859. Timing is everything
  1860. To beat or not to beat
  1861. To beat or not to beat – what is the question?
  1862. To fence is to live, to live is to fence
  1863. To fence or not to fence, what a stupid question!
  1864. To fence or not to fence, what is the question?
  1865. To live is to fence, to fence is to live
  1866. To the victor go the foils
  1867. Touch my body and you die
  1868. Touché
  1869. Toupee (cartoon of one fencer taking off other’s toupee)
  1870. Trainers can help you wrap it up
  1871. Trust me, I’m a coach
  1872. USFA
  1873. Veteran fencers  rock the oldest sport
  1874. Veteran fencers are antique little boys
  1875. Veteran fencers are antique little girls
  1876. Violent femme
  1877. Was there life before epee?  Saber?
    Foil?  Fencing?
  1878. We get better as we get older
  1879. We pay, the kids play
  1880. We’ve been through the mill but we’re not over the hill
  1881. What a bout last night
  1882. What am I doing in this strip joint
  1883. What do you call someone who win’s all day long
    15-14?  Champion!!
  1884. What’s your point?
  1885. When all else fails, go hard, go fast, scream loud
  1886. When in doubt stick it out
  1887. Who is that masked man?
  1888. Who was that masked man?
  1889. Whoever said may the best man win never lost to a girl
  1890. Winner!
  1891. Winners don’t whine
  1892. Without fencing life would be a mistake
  1893. Women aren’t cheerleaders, they’re warriors
  1894. Work is for people who don’t fence
  1895. Work is what you do to pay for fencing
  1896. Work is what you do when you aren’t fencing
  1897. Working is just a hobby, this is my real job
  1898. World’s best fencing coach
  1899. World’s best fencing dad
  1900. World’s best fencing mom
  1901. Wounds will heal, blood will fade, pride is forever
  1902. Yes we can – fence!
  1903. Yes, I’m a girl
  1904. You call that a nose?
  1905. You can live without fencing, but not as well
  1906. You can’t touch me, I’m engaged
  1907. You fence, I’ll coach
  1908. You, me, strip, now!
  1909. You’ll have to beat me to win
  1910. You’re not that bad, I’m just that awesome!
  1911. Your point is?
  1912. “Z”
  1913. A bad day at fencing beats a good day at the office
  1914. A bad day at fencing beats a good day in class
  1915. A day without fencing is like…Monday
  1916. A touch in time is a point
  1917. A woman’s place is on the strip
  1918. Advance at your own risk
  1919. After the parry – riposte!
  1920. Age & treachery will always overcome youth and
    talent
  1921. Age before beauty
  1922. And your point is?
  1923. Anything I slice off I get to keep!
  1924. Are we having fun yet?
  1925. Are you the six-fingered man?
  1926. Armorers are reel people
  1927. Armorers are reely wired
  1928. As you wish
  1929. Athletes don’t die, they just smell like it
  1930. Babe with a blade
  1931. Bad footwork makes mad coaches
  1932. Be a big fish in a little pool
  1933. Beat it!
  1934. Beat me, bind me, but don’t touch me
  1935. Because I’m the ref and I said so
  1936. Better a has been than a never was
  1937. Beware of girl with sword
  1938. Big blade fencing where size matters
  1939. Born to fence
  1940. Born to fence, doomed to work
  1941. Born to fence, forced to work
  1942. Boxing glove on back hand of fencer – (cartoon)
  1943. Buzz off
  1944. C’est la vie, c’est escrime
  1945. C’mon try to hit me
  1946. Caught in a bind
  1947. Chick flick
  1948. Choose your weapon
  1949. Corps a corps – the sins of the fleche
  1950. Crime doesn’t epee
  1951. Curses – foiled again
  1952. Death before dishonor
  1953. Designated hitter
  1954. DFL and proud of it
  1955. Did you get my point?
  1956. Did you kill my father?
  1957. Direct elimination – 2 men enter, 1 man leaves
  1958. Direct elimination – 2 women enter, 1 woman leaves
  1959. Do obscure movements
  1960. Do you fence as dumb as you look?
  1961. Do you foil around?
  1962. Don’t be a whiner be a winner
  1963. Don’t fence me in
  1964. Don’t foil around with me
  1965. Don’t get piste off
  1966. Don’t get stuck
  1967. Don’t look at the lights!
  1968. Don’t mess with fencers
  1969. Don’t retreat into your shell
  1970. Don’t walk into the pointy end
  1971. Dueling is delightful
  1972. Eat, sleep, breathe, fence
  1973. En garde ( 2 different ones)
  1974. Epee ever after
  1975. Epee fencers are better lovers
  1976. Epee fencers have stiffer blades
  1977. Epee fencers touch all over
  1978. Epee is a science
  1979. Epee is everything
  1980. Epee sucks
  1981. Epeeists have issues
  1982. Even if you’re not fencing right now, you’re still a fencer
  1983. Everyone looks up to epee fencers
  1984. Experience points the way
  1985. Fabulous fencing parent
  1986. Feint is not passing out
  1987. Fence Florida
  1988. Fence now, sleep later
  1989. Fence or become one
  1990. Fence tough!
  1991. Fence well if you can, otherwise just fence
  1992. Fence-a-holic
  1993. Fencers are better lovers
  1994. Fencers are grounded
  1995. Fencers are on target
  1996. Fencers are reel people
  1997. Fencers are reely wired
  1998. Fencers are sharp
  1999. Fencers are sharper
  2000. Fencers are the reel deal
  2001. Fencers do it in pools
  2002. Fencers do it in the fleche
  2003. Fencers do it in time
  2004. Fencers don’t die, they just smell like it
  2005. Fencers eat their dead
  2006. Fencers get the point
  2007. Fencers get the point across
  2008. Fencers have a good time
  2009. Fencers have deeper thrusts
  2010. Fencers have duel personalities
  2011. Fencers have the touch
  2012. Fencers hit the spot
  2013. Fencers make better lovers
  2014. Fences well with others
  2015. Fencing – because it’s fun to stab friends
  2016. Fencing – invented by men, perfected by women
  2017. Fencing – make it a point
  2018. Fencing – sweat, touch, score!
  2019. Fencing – the first line of defence
  2020. Fencing – two straps away from a straight jacket
  2021. Fencing – when you absolutely, positively must stab someone
  2022. Fencing dad
  2023. Fencing dad says don’t look at the lights!
  2024. Fencing family
  2025. Fencing fool
  2026. Fencing forever, work whenever
  2027. Fencing grandma
  2028. Fencing grandpa
  2029. Fencing hits the spot
  2030. Fencing husband
  2031. Fencing is a game for sharp wits
  2032. Fencing is a lifetime sport
  2033. Fencing is a strip tease
  2034. Fencing is all about halting and scoring
  2035. Fencing is awesome
  2036. Fencing is close to my heart
  2037. Fencing is combat
  2038. Fencing is disengaging
  2039. Fencing is engaging
  2040. Fencing is escrime
  2041. Fencing is for lovers
  2042. Fencing is formidable
  2043. Fencing is hell, but winning is heaven
  2044. Fencing is life – all the rest is detail
  2045. Fencing is my life
  2046. Fencing is not a matter of life or death – it’s more
    important than that *
  2047. Fencing is not just a sport – it’s a way of life
  2048. Fencing is not just a sport – it’s an obsession
  2049. Fencing is sweet
  2050. Fencing is the most fun you can have with your clothes on
  2051. Fencing is the reel deal
  2052. Fencing is therapy
  2053. Fencing is touching
  2054. Fencing isn’t a sport, it’s a religion
  2055. Fencing keeps the dogs out
  2056. Fencing keeps you on your toes
  2057. Fencing kicks ass
  2058. Fencing lights up my life
  2059. Fencing lines
  2060. Fencing keeps you on your toes
  2061. Fencing kicks ass
  2062. Fencing kicks butt
  2063. Fencing mom
  2064. Fencing princess
  2065. Fencing rocks
  2066. Fencing sharpens your wits
  2067. Fencing tip – angry fencers don’t win
  2068. Fencing wench
  2069. Fencing widow
  2070. Fencing widower
  2071. Fencing wife
  2072. Fer is fair
  2073. Fleche it out
  2074. Flick this
  2075. Flunge!
  2076. Foil – aim for the heart, epee – aim for the hand, sabre –
    off with their heads!
  2077. Foil fencers are better lovers
  2078. Foil fencers do it with finesse
  2079. Foil fencers get right to the point
  2080. Foil is an art, epee is a science, sabre is romance
  2081. Foil is art, epee is theatre, sabre is the truth
  2082. Foil is conversation, epee is civilized, sabre is an
    argument
  2083. Foil is for wrapping turkey
  2084. Foil is foreplay, saber is premature ejaculation, epee is
    making love
  2085. Foil is like liver – yukky but good for you
  2086. Foil is not for wrapping turkey
  2087. Foil is poker, epee is physical chess, sabre is rock,
    paper, scissors
  2088. Foil sucks
  2089. Foilists talk about footwork, epeeists talk about blade
    work, saberists talk about themselves
  2090. Foils rush in where angels fail to tread
  2091. Footwork, footwork, footwork, I’m tired of footwork
  2092. Four score and only one point to go
  2093. Friends don’t let friends fence epee
  2094. Friends don’t let friends fence foil
  2095. Friends don’t let friends fence sabre
  2096. From a distance
  2097. Future fencer
  2098. Gasparilla
  2099. Genuine original fencing genius
  2100. Get a buzz on
  2101. Get a grip
  2102. Get a grip on it
  2103. Get in touch
  2104. Get points for fencing
  2105. Get the point
  2106. Get to know your opponents, you never know when they’re
    going to learn something new
  2107. Girls can’t what?
  2108. Good bout good fencer, bad bout, bad coach
  2109. Good fencers make good neighbors
  2110. Got epee?
  2111. Got foil?
  2112. Got saber?
  2113. Got tempo?
  2114. Has been is better than never was
  2115. Have you hugged your coach today?
  2116. Have you hugged your maitre today?
  2117. He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the
    world was mad
  2118. Heaven is just one light
  2119. Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword
  2120. Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya – you killed my father,
    prepare to die
  2121. Hit and don’t be hit
  2122. Hit hard, fast, often and don’t be hit
  2123. Hit the shiny stuff
  2124. Hit with the pointy end
  2125. Hits happen
  2126. Hooray for epee
  2127. How’s my fencing?  Call 1-800 TOUCH
  2128. I (heart) fencing
  2129. I am the cleaner
  2130. I am the coach – to save time, assume I know everything
  2131. I am, therefore I fence
  2132. I can beat you with one hand behind my back
  2133. I can read your attacks like a book – and yours says “see
    Dick lunge!”
  2134. I can’t fence, but I win
  2135. I challenge you to a duel
  2136. I coach therefore I am
  2137. I control with my point
  2138. I didn’t come here to lose
  2139. I don’t fence, I coach
  2140. I don’t pump iron, I push steel
  2141. I enjoy the pleasures of the fleche
  2142. I feel feint
  2143. I fence like a girl
  2144. I fence, therefore I am
  2145. I fenced!
  2146. I had him 4-2 and then – zap -I was dead (ghost at
    graveyard)
  2147. I have a problem, my work is starting to interfere with my
    fencing
  2148. I have places to go, people to stab
  2149. I have too much self respect to fence epee
  2150. I have too much self respect to fence foil
  2151. I have too much self respect to fence saber
  2152. I know something you don’t know
  2153. I love a fencer
  2154. I make pointed remarks
  2155. I may be old but I’m good
  2156. I pay for my kid to play
  2157. I pay he plays
  2158. I pay the coach
  2159. I pay, she plays
  2160. I plee with epee
  2161. I pump iron and push steel
  2162. I scream you scream, we all scream for escrime
  2163. I see the light
  2164. I thought his weapon had a tip (Frankenstein)
  2165. I touched an electric weapon (cat)
  2166. I’d rather be fencing
  2167. I’ll fence for chocolate
  2168. I’ll fence for cookies
  2169. I’ll fence for food
  2170. I’ll fence for sex
  2171. I’ll rattle your sabre
  2172. I’m a mischievous sabre child
  2173. I’m advanced in age
  2174. I’m in my prime
  2175. I’m never fencing him again (mummy)
  2176. I’m stuck!
  2177. I’m the fencer your coach warned you about
  2178. I’m the fencer your mother warned you about
  2179. I’ve got the build for an epee fencer (skeleton)
  2180. If at first you don’t succeed – redouble
  2181. If fencing was easy, everyone would do it
  2182. If I could offer you only one tip for improving your life –
    fencing would be it
  2183. If the enemy is in range, so are you
  2184. If you fenced as well  as you whine, you’d be a
    winner
  2185. If you give a fencer a cookie…
  2186. Instant fencing parent – just add coffee
  2187. Instant fencing parent – just add tea
  2188. Is that an epee in your pants or are you just happy to see
    me?
  2189. Is this how Errol Flynn got started?
  2190. It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s whether I win or lose
  2191. It’s only a fleche wound
  2192. Join the party, learn to parry
  2193. Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you can’t score
  2194. Keep in touch
  2195. Keep moving your feet
  2196. Keep your distance
  2197. King of swords
  2198. Klaatu barada nikto
  2199. Laxatives give a good direct elimination
  2200. Lefty fencer – look out!
  2201. Lefty fencer and proud of it!
  2202. Let your opponent be the one who goofs
  2203. Let’s do lunge
  2204. Let’s fence – the financial crisis can wait
  2205. Let’s hook up!
  2206. Life is a game, but fencing is serious
  2207. Life is fencing, now go and learn it
  2208. Life is more than just fencing
  2209. Life is short –  fence hard
  2210. Life is short – fence often
  2211. Life is simple – eat, sleep, fence
  2212. Like good wine, fencers improve with age
  2213. Live dangerously – hug a fencer!
  2214. Look sharp, feel sharp, be sharp – fence!
  2215. Make it a point to fence
  2216. Make my day, fence epee
  2217. Make points for fencing
  2218. Make your point
  2219. Masks, not just for Halloween
  2220. MILF – mother, I’d like to fence
  2221. Motto for dummies – don’t just do something, stand there
  2222. My blood, my sweat, your tears
  2223. My brother fences
  2224. My coach can kick your coach’s ass
  2225. My coach can kick your coach’s touchee
  2226. My daddy fences
  2227. My daughter is a fencer
  2228. My daughter’s a winner
  2229. My family fences
  2230. My fencing fu is strong today
  2231. My fencing kid can beat your fencing kid (girl, boy)
  2232. My girlfriend likes to play with sharp, pointy objects –
    envious?
  2233. My grandma fences
  2234. My grandpa fences
  2235. My inner child wants to fence
  2236. My kid can beat your kid (girl, boy)
  2237. My kid can stab your honor kid
  2238. My kid, my money  (girl, boy)
  2239. My knight in shining armor fences saber
  2240. My master can kick your master’s ass
  2241. My mommy fences
  2242. My sister is a fencer
  2243. My son is a fencer
  2244. My son’s a winner
  2245. My uncle fences
  2246. Never touch me there again
  2247. Next time I shall wear my old clothes
  2248. No offence
  2249. No one argues with a sharp point
  2250. No one is really sure of the exact date fencing started
  2251. No, I said fence, not fence (cat on fence)
  2252. Nothing hurts when you fence
  2253. Old fencers never die, they just lose their right of way
  2254. Old fencers never die, they just lose their touch
  2255. One touch at a time
  2256. Only your defeat will ease my pain
  2257. Or maybe…the pellet with the poison is in the flagon with
    the dragon
  2258. Out to lunge
  2259. Ow!  My eye!
  2260. Pain is temporary, but pride is forever
  2261. Peace, love, out, piste, glove, bout
  2262. Piste de resistance
  2263. Plays well with swords
  2264. Please take my blade and hit me as hard as you can
  2265. Prepare to die
  2266. Proudly and loudly
  2267. Puss ‘n boots (picture)
  2268. Queen of swords
  2269. Reach out and touch someone
  2270. Ready pret go
  2271. Real men fence
  2272. Real men fence epee
  2273. Real men fence foil
  2274. Real men fence sabre
  2275. Real women fence
  2276. Real women fence epee
  2277. Real women fence foil
  2278. Real women fence sabre
  2279. Sabre Demon
  2280. Sabre fencers are better lovers
  2281. Sabre fencers set the tempo
  2282. Sabre grrrl!
  2283. Sabre is never having to say you’re sorry
  2284. Sabre is romance
  2285. Sabre is sensational
  2286. Sabre rattler
  2287. Sabre says it all
  2288. Sabre sucks
  2289. Score!!
  2290. Screw right of way, I got the point!
  2291. Seven days without fencing makes one weak
  2292. Sex is great, but fencing is better
  2293. Sex is the most fun you can have without fencing
  2294. Sex, drugs epee
  2295. Sex, drugs, fencing
  2296. Sex, drugs, foil
  2297. Sex, drugs, saber
  2298. Show me your fleche and I’ll show you my thrust
  2299. Shut up and fence
  2300. Shut up and let me fence
  2301. Simultaneous…not
  2302. Speak softly and carry a big sword
  2303. Stick it to ’em
  2304. Strip poker
  2305. Sword woman
  2306. Take the plunge, do a lunge
  2307. Take your epee and stick it anywhere
  2308. Talk to the blade ’cause the guard ain’t listening
  2309. That which does not kill us does not get a second chance
  2310. That’s inconceivable
  2311. That’s right!  Here’s where the talkin’ ends!
  2312. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true
  2313. The couple that fences together stays together
  2314. The essence of fencing is to give, but by no means to
    receive  – Moliere
  2315. The life of a fencing addict is hell, but somebody’s gotta
    do it
  2316. The lights lie
  2317. The older I get, the better I was
  2318. The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle
  2319. The pen is mightier than the sword, if the pen is sword is
    very short and the pen is very long
  2320. The point is to win
  2321. The thinner the blade of the sword, the more swiftly it
    cuts through
  2322. The way to a man’s heart is through his sternum
  2323. The way to a woman’s heart is through her rib cage
  2324. There are shortcuts to happiness and fencing is one of them
  2325. There are two types of fencers – those who score, and those
    who wish they could
  2326. There is magic to sword play, forget the footwork, forget
    the blade, the battle is won in the mind
  2327. There is no jesting with edged tools
  2328. There’s almost no point in fencing sabre
  2329. There is no crying in fencing
  2330. There’s no such thing as a free lunge
  2331. This is my broomstick…groovy!
  2332. Those who can’t fence coach
  2333. Those who can’t fence teach
  2334. Thrust right and see the light
  2335. Time spent fencing is added to one’s life span
  2336. Time spent fencing is not deducted from one’s life span
  2337. Timing is everything
  2338. To beat or not to beat
  2339. To beat or not to beat – what is the question?
  2340. To fence is to live, to live is to fence
  2341. To fence or not to fence, what a stupid question!
  2342. To fence or not to fence, what is the question?
  2343. To live is to fence, to fence is to live
  2344. To the victor go the foils
  2345. Touch my body and you die
  2346. Touché
  2347. Toupee (cartoon of one fencer taking off other’s toupee)
  2348. Trainers can help you wrap it up
  2349. Trust me, I’m a coach
  2350. USFA
  2351. Veteran fencers  rock the oldest sport
  2352. Veteran fencers are antique little boys
  2353. Veteran fencers are antique little girls
  2354. Violent femme
  2355. Was there life before epee?  Saber?
    Foil?  Fencing?
  2356. We get better as we get older
  2357. We pay, the kids play
  2358. We’ve been through the mill but we’re not over the hill
  2359. What a bout last night
  2360. What am I doing in this strip joint
  2361. What do you call someone who win’s all day long
    15-14?  Champion!!
  2362. What’s your point?
  2363. When all else fails, go hard, go fast, scream loud
  2364. When in doubt stick it out
  2365. Who is that masked man?
  2366. Who was that masked man?
  2367. Whoever said may the best man win never lost to a girl
  2368. Winner!
  2369. Winners don’t whine
  2370. Without fencing life would be a mistake
  2371. Women aren’t cheerleaders, they’re warriors
  2372. Work is for people who don’t fence
  2373. Work is what you do to pay for fencing
  2374. Work is what you do when you aren’t fencing
  2375. Working is just a hobby, this is my real job
  2376. World’s best fencing coach
  2377. World’s best fencing dad
  2378. World’s best fencing mom
  2379. Wounds will heal, blood will fade, pride is forever
  2380. Yes we can – fence!
  2381. Yes, I’m a girl
  2382. You call that a nose?
  2383. You can live without fencing, but not as well
  2384. You can’t touch me, I’m engaged
  2385. You fence, I’ll coach
  2386. You, me, strip, now!
  2387. You’ll have to beat me to win
  2388. You’re not that bad, I’m just that awesome!
  2389. Your point is?
  2390. “Z”
  1. A bad day at fencing beats a good day at the office
  2. A bad day at fencing beats a good day in class
  3. A day without fencing is like…Monday
  4. A touch in time is a point
  5. A woman’s place is on the strip
  6. Advance at your own risk
  7. After the parry – riposte!
  8. Age & treachery will always overcome youth and
    talent
  9. Age before beauty
  10. And your point is?
  11. Anything I slice off I get to keep!
  12. Are we having fun yet?
  13. Are you the six-fingered man?
  14. Armorers are reel people
  15. Armorers are reely wired
  16. As you wish
  17. Athletes don’t die, they just smell like it
  18. Babe with a blade
  19. Bad footwork makes mad coaches
  20. Be a big fish in a little pool
  21. Beat it!
  22. Beat me, bind me, but don’t touch me
  23. Because I’m the ref and I said so
  24. Better a has been than a never was
  25. Beware of girl with sword
  26. Big blade fencing where size matters
  27. Born to fence
  28. Born to fence, doomed to work
  29. Born to fence, forced to work
  30. Boxing glove on back hand of fencer – (cartoon)
  31. Buzz off
  32. C’est la vie, c’est escrime
  33. C’mon try to hit me
  34. Caught in a bind
  35. Chick flick
  36. Choose your weapon
  37. Corps a corps – the sins of the fleche
  38. Crime doesn’t epee
  39. Curses – foiled again
  40. Death before dishonor
  41. Designated hitter
  42. DFL and proud of it
  43. Did you get my point?
  44. Did you kill my father?
  45. Direct elimination – 2 men enter, 1 man leaves
  46. Direct elimination – 2 women enter, 1 woman leaves
  47. Do obscure movements
  48. Do you fence as dumb as you look?
  49. Do you foil around?
  50. Don’t be a whiner be a winner
  51. Don’t fence me in
  52. Don’t foil around with me
  53. Don’t get piste off
  54. Don’t get stuck
  55. Don’t look at the lights!
  56. Don’t mess with fencers
  57. Don’t retreat into your shell
  58. Don’t walk into the pointy end
  59. Dueling is delightful
  60. Eat, sleep, breathe, fence
  61. En garde ( 2 different ones)
  62. Epee ever after
  63. Epee fencers are better lovers
  64. Epee fencers have stiffer blades
  65. Epee fencers touch all over
  66. Epee is a science
  67. Epee is everything
  68. Epee sucks
  69. Epeeists have issues
  70. Even if you’re not fencing right now, you’re still a fencer
  71. Everyone looks up to epee fencers
  72. Experience points the way
  73. Fabulous fencing parent
  74. Feint is not passing out
  75. Fence Florida
  76. Fence now, sleep later
  77. Fence or become one
  78. Fence tough!
  79. Fence well if you can, otherwise just fence
  80. Fence-a-holic
  81. Fencers are better lovers
  82. Fencers are grounded
  83. Fencers are on target
  84. Fencers are reel people
  85. Fencers are reely wired
  86. Fencers are sharp
  87. Fencers are sharper
  88. Fencers are the reel deal
  89. Fencers do it in pools
  90. Fencers do it in the fleche
  91. Fencers do it in time
  92. Fencers don’t die, they just smell like it
  93. Fencers eat their dead
  94. Fencers get the point
  95. Fencers get the point across
  96. Fencers have a good time
  97. Fencers have deeper thrusts
  98. Fencers have duel personalities
  99. Fencers have the touch
  100. Fencers hit the spot
  101. Fencers make better lovers
  102. Fences well with others
  103. Fencing – because it’s fun to stab friends
  104. Fencing – invented by men, perfected by women
  105. Fencing – make it a point
  106. Fencing – sweat, touch, score!
  107. Fencing – the first line of defence
  108. Fencing – two straps away from a straight jacket
  109. Fencing – when you absolutely, positively must stab someone
  110. Fencing dad
  111. Fencing dad says don’t look at the lights!
  112. Fencing family
  113. Fencing fool
  114. Fencing forever, work whenever
  115. Fencing grandma
  116. Fencing grandpa
  117. Fencing hits the spot
  118. Fencing husband
  119. Fencing is a game for sharp wits
  120. Fencing is a lifetime sport
  121. Fencing is a strip tease
  122. Fencing is all about halting and scoring
  123. Fencing is awesome
  124. Fencing is close to my heart
  125. Fencing is combat
  126. Fencing is disengaging
  127. Fencing is engaging
  128. Fencing is escrime
  129. Fencing is for lovers
  130. Fencing is formidable
  131. Fencing is hell, but winning is heaven
  132. Fencing is life – all the rest is detail
  133. Fencing is my life
  134. Fencing is not a matter of life or death – it’s more
    important than that *
  135. Fencing is not just a sport – it’s a way of life
  136. Fencing is not just a sport – it’s an obsession
  137. Fencing is sweet
  138. Fencing is the most fun you can have with your clothes on
  139. Fencing is the reel deal
  140. Fencing is therapy
  141. Fencing is touching
  142. Fencing isn’t a sport, it’s a religion
  143. Fencing keeps the dogs out
  144. Fencing keeps you on your toes
  145. Fencing kicks ass
  146. Fencing lights up my life
  147. Fencing lines
  148. Fencing keeps you on your toes
  149. Fencing kicks ass
  150. Fencing kicks butt
  151. Fencing mom
  152. Fencing princess
  153. Fencing rocks
  154. Fencing sharpens your wits
  155. Fencing tip – angry fencers don’t win
  156. Fencing wench
  157. Fencing widow
  158. Fencing widower
  159. Fencing wife
  160. Fer is fair
  161. Fleche it out
  162. Flick this
  163. Flunge!
  164. Foil – aim for the heart, epee – aim for the hand, sabre –
    off with their heads!
  165. Foil fencers are better lovers
  166. Foil fencers do it with finesse
  167. Foil fencers get right to the point
  168. Foil is an art, epee is a science, sabre is romance
  169. Foil is art, epee is theatre, sabre is the truth
  170. Foil is conversation, epee is civilized, sabre is an
    argument
  171. Foil is for wrapping turkey
  172. Foil is foreplay, saber is premature ejaculation, epee is
    making love
  173. Foil is like liver – yukky but good for you
  174. Foil is not for wrapping turkey
  175. Foil is poker, epee is physical chess, sabre is rock,
    paper, scissors
  176. Foil sucks
  177. Foilists talk about footwork, epeeists talk about blade
    work, saberists talk about themselves
  178. Foils rush in where angels fail to tread
  179. Footwork, footwork, footwork, I’m tired of footwork
  180. Four score and only one point to go
  181. Friends don’t let friends fence epee
  182. Friends don’t let friends fence foil
  183. Friends don’t let friends fence sabre
  184. From a distance
  185. Future fencer
  186. Gasparilla
  187. Genuine original fencing genius
  188. Get a buzz on
  189. Get a grip
  190. Get a grip on it
  191. Get in touch
  192. Get points for fencing
  193. Get the point
  194. Get to know your opponents, you never know when they’re
    going to learn something new
  195. Girls can’t what?
  196. Good bout good fencer, bad bout, bad coach
  197. Good fencers make good neighbors
  198. Got epee?
  199. Got foil?
  200. Got saber?
  201. Got tempo?
  202. Has been is better than never was
  203. Have you hugged your coach today?
  204. Have you hugged your maitre today?
  205. He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the
    world was mad
  206. Heaven is just one light
  207. Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword
  208. Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya – you killed my father,
    prepare to die
  209. Hit and don’t be hit
  210. Hit hard, fast, often and don’t be hit
  211. Hit the shiny stuff
  212. Hit with the pointy end
  213. Hits happen
  214. Hooray for epee
  215. How’s my fencing?  Call 1-800 TOUCH
  216. I (heart) fencing
  217. I am the cleaner
  218. I am the coach – to save time, assume I know everything
  219. I am, therefore I fence
  220. I can beat you with one hand behind my back
  221. I can read your attacks like a book – and yours says “see
    Dick lunge!”
  222. I can’t fence, but I win
  223. I challenge you to a duel
  224. I coach therefore I am
  225. I control with my point
  226. I didn’t come here to lose
  227. I don’t fence, I coach
  228. I don’t pump iron, I push steel
  229. I enjoy the pleasures of the fleche
  230. I feel feint
  231. I fence like a girl
  232. I fence, therefore I am
  233. I fenced!
  234. I had him 4-2 and then – zap -I was dead (ghost at
    graveyard)
  235. I have a problem, my work is starting to interfere with my
    fencing
  236. I have places to go, people to stab
  237. I have too much self respect to fence epee
  238. I have too much self respect to fence foil
  239. I have too much self respect to fence saber
  240. I know something you don’t know
  241. I love a fencer
  242. I make pointed remarks
  243. I may be old but I’m good
  244. I pay for my kid to play
  245. I pay he plays
  246. I pay the coach
  247. I pay, she plays
  248. I plee with epee
  249. I pump iron and push steel
  250. I scream you scream, we all scream for escrime
  251. I see the light
  252. I thought his weapon had a tip (Frankenstein)
  253. I touched an electric weapon (cat)
  254. I’d rather be fencing
  255. I’ll fence for chocolate
  256. I’ll fence for cookies
  257. I’ll fence for food
  258. I’ll fence for sex
  259. I’ll rattle your sabre
  260. I’m a mischievous sabre child
  261. I’m advanced in age
  262. I’m in my prime
  263. I’m never fencing him again (mummy)
  264. I’m stuck!
  265. I’m the fencer your coach warned you about
  266. I’m the fencer your mother warned you about
  267. I’ve got the build for an epee fencer (skeleton)
  268. If at first you don’t succeed – redouble
  269. If fencing was easy, everyone would do it
  270. If I could offer you only one tip for improving your life –
    fencing would be it
  271. If the enemy is in range, so are you
  272. If you fenced as well  as you whine, you’d be a
    winner
  273. If you give a fencer a cookie…
  274. Instant fencing parent – just add coffee
  275. Instant fencing parent – just add tea
  276. Is that an epee in your pants or are you just happy to see
    me?
  277. Is this how Errol Flynn got started?
  278. It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s whether I win or lose
  279. It’s only a fleche wound
  280. Join the party, learn to parry
  281. Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you can’t score
  282. Keep in touch
  283. Keep moving your feet
  284. Keep your distance
  285. King of swords
  286. Klaatu barada nikto
  287. Laxatives give a good direct elimination
  288. Lefty fencer – look out!
  289. Lefty fencer and proud of it!
  290. Let your opponent be the one who goofs
  291. Let’s do lunge
  292. Let’s fence – the financial crisis can wait
  293. Let’s hook up!
  294. Life is a game, but fencing is serious
  295. Life is fencing, now go and learn it
  296. Life is more than just fencing
  297. Life is short –  fence hard
  298. Life is short – fence often
  299. Life is simple – eat, sleep, fence
  300. Like good wine, fencers improve with age
  301. Live dangerously – hug a fencer!
  302. Look sharp, feel sharp, be sharp – fence!
  303. Make it a point to fence
  304. Make my day, fence epee
  305. Make points for fencing
  306. Make your point
  307. Masks, not just for Halloween
  308. MILF – mother, I’d like to fence
  309. Motto for dummies – don’t just do something, stand there
  310. My blood, my sweat, your tears
  311. My brother fences
  312. My coach can kick your coach’s ass
  313. My coach can kick your coach’s touchee
  314. My daddy fences
  315. My daughter is a fencer
  316. My daughter’s a winner
  317. My family fences
  318. My fencing fu is strong today
  319. My fencing kid can beat your fencing kid (girl, boy)
  320. My girlfriend likes to play with sharp, pointy objects –
    envious?
  321. My grandma fences
  322. My grandpa fences
  323. My inner child wants to fence
  324. My kid can beat your kid (girl, boy)
  325. My kid can stab your honor kid
  326. My kid, my money  (girl, boy)
  327. My knight in shining armor fences saber
  328. My master can kick your master’s ass
  329. My mommy fences
  330. My sister is a fencer
  331. My son is a fencer
  332. My son’s a winner
  333. My uncle fences
  334. Never touch me there again
  335. Next time I shall wear my old clothes
  336. No offence
  337. No one argues with a sharp point
  338. No one is really sure of the exact date fencing started
  339. No, I said fence, not fence (cat on fence)
  340. Nothing hurts when you fence
  341. Old fencers never die, they just lose their right of way
  342. Old fencers never die, they just lose their touch
  343. One touch at a time
  344. Only your defeat will ease my pain
  345. Or maybe…the pellet with the poison is in the flagon with
    the dragon
  346. Out to lunge
  347. Ow!  My eye!
  348. Pain is temporary, but pride is forever
  349. Peace, love, out, piste, glove, bout
  350. Piste de resistance
  351. Plays well with swords
  352. Please take my blade and hit me as hard as you can
  353. Prepare to die
  354. Proudly and loudly
  355. Puss ‘n boots (picture)
  356. Queen of swords
  357. Reach out and touch someone
  358. Ready pret go
  359. Real men fence
  360. Real men fence epee
  361. Real men fence foil
  362. Real men fence sabre
  363. Real women fence
  364. Real women fence epee
  365. Real women fence foil
  366. Real women fence sabre
  367. Sabre Demon
  368. Sabre fencers are better lovers
  369. Sabre fencers set the tempo
  370. Sabre grrrl!
  371. Sabre is never having to say you’re sorry
  372. Sabre is romance
  373. Sabre is sensational
  374. Sabre rattler
  375. Sabre says it all
  376. Sabre sucks
  377. Score!!
  378. Screw right of way, I got the point!
  379. Seven days without fencing makes one weak
  380. Sex is great, but fencing is better
  381. Sex is the most fun you can have without fencing
  382. Sex, drugs epee
  383. Sex, drugs, fencing
  384. Sex, drugs, foil
  385. Sex, drugs, saber
  386. Show me your fleche and I’ll show you my thrust
  387. Shut up and fence
  388. Shut up and let me fence
  389. Simultaneous…not
  390. Speak softly and carry a big sword
  391. Stick it to ’em
  392. Strip poker
  393. Sword woman
  394. Take the plunge, do a lunge
  395. Take your epee and stick it anywhere
  396. Talk to the blade ’cause the guard ain’t listening
  397. That which does not kill us does not get a second chance
  398. That’s inconceivable
  399. That’s right!  Here’s where the talkin’ ends!
  400. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true
  401. The couple that fences together stays together
  402. The essence of fencing is to give, but by no means to
    receive  – Moliere
  403. The life of a fencing addict is hell, but somebody’s gotta
    do it
  404. The lights lie
  405. The older I get, the better I was
  406. The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle
  407. The pen is mightier than the sword, if the pen is sword is
    very short and the pen is very long
  408. The point is to win
  409. The thinner the blade of the sword, the more swiftly it
    cuts through
  410. The way to a man’s heart is through his sternum
  411. The way to a woman’s heart is through her rib cage
  412. There are shortcuts to happiness and fencing is one of them
  413. There are two types of fencers – those who score, and those
    who wish they could
  414. There is magic to sword play, forget the footwork, forget
    the blade, the battle is won in the mind
  415. There is no jesting with edged tools
  416. There’s almost no point in fencing sabre
  417. There is no crying in fencing
  418. There’s no such thing as a free lunge
  419. This is my broomstick…groovy!
  420. Those who can’t fence coach
  421. Those who can’t fence teach
  422. Thrust right and see the light
  423. Time spent fencing is added to one’s life span
  424. Time spent fencing is not deducted from one’s life span
  425. Timing is everything
  426. To beat or not to beat
  427. To beat or not to beat – what is the question?
  428. To fence is to live, to live is to fence
  429. To fence or not to fence, what a stupid question!
  430. To fence or not to fence, what is the question?
  431. To live is to fence, to fence is to live
  432. To the victor go the foils
  433. Touch my body and you die
  434. Touché
  435. Toupee (cartoon of one fencer taking off other’s toupee)
  436. Trainers can help you wrap it up
  437. Trust me, I’m a coach
  438. USFA
  439. Veteran fencers  rock the oldest sport
  440. Veteran fencers are antique little boys
  441. Veteran fencers are antique little girls
  442. Violent femme
  443. Was there life before epee?  Saber?
    Foil?  Fencing?
  444. We get better as we get older
  445. We pay, the kids play
  446. We’ve been through the mill but we’re not over the hill
  447. What a bout last night
  448. What am I doing in this strip joint
  449. What do you call someone who win’s all day long
    15-14?  Champion!!
  450. What’s your point?
  451. When all else fails, go hard, go fast, scream loud
  452. When in doubt stick it out
  453. Who is that masked man?
  454. Who was that masked man?
  455. Whoever said may the best man win never lost to a girl
  456. Winner!
  457. Winners don’t whine
  458. Without fencing life would be a mistake
  459. Women aren’t cheerleaders, they’re warriors
  460. Work is for people who don’t fence
  461. Work is what you do to pay for fencing
  462. Work is what you do when you aren’t fencing
  463. Working is just a hobby, this is my real job
  464. World’s best fencing coach
  465. World’s best fencing dad
  466. World’s best fencing mom
  467. Wounds will heal, blood will fade, pride is forever
  468. Yes we can – fence!
  469. Yes, I’m a girl
  470. You call that a nose?
  471. You can live without fencing, but not as well
  472. You can’t touch me, I’m engaged
  473. You fence, I’ll coach
  474. You, me, strip, now!
  475. You’ll have to beat me to win
  476. You’re not that bad, I’m just that awesome!
  477. Your point is?
  478. “Z”
  479. A bad day at fencing beats a good day at the office
  480. A bad day at fencing beats a good day in class
  481. A day without fencing is like…Monday
  482. A touch in time is a point
  483. A woman’s place is on the strip
  484. Advance at your own risk
  485. After the parry – riposte!
  486. Age & treachery will always overcome youth and
    talent
  487. Age before beauty
  488. And your point is?
  489. Anything I slice off I get to keep!
  490. Are we having fun yet?
  491. Are you the six-fingered man?
  492. Armorers are reel people
  493. Armorers are reely wired
  494. As you wish
  495. Athletes don’t die, they just smell like it
  496. Babe with a blade
  497. Bad footwork makes mad coaches
  498. Be a big fish in a little pool
  499. Beat it!
  500. Beat me, bind me, but don’t touch me
  501. Because I’m the ref and I said so
  502. Better a has been than a never was
  503. Beware of girl with sword
  504. Big blade fencing where size matters
  505. Born to fence
  506. Born to fence, doomed to work
  507. Born to fence, forced to work
  508. Boxing glove on back hand of fencer – (cartoon)
  509. Buzz off
  510. C’est la vie, c’est escrime
  511. C’mon try to hit me
  512. Caught in a bind
  513. Chick flick
  514. Choose your weapon
  515. Corps a corps – the sins of the fleche
  516. Crime doesn’t epee
  517. Curses – foiled again
  518. Death before dishonor
  519. Designated hitter
  520. DFL and proud of it
  521. Did you get my point?
  522. Did you kill my father?
  523. Direct elimination – 2 men enter, 1 man leaves
  524. Direct elimination – 2 women enter, 1 woman leaves
  525. Do obscure movements
  526. Do you fence as dumb as you look?
  527. Do you foil around?
  528. Don’t be a whiner be a winner
  529. Don’t fence me in
  530. Don’t foil around with me
  531. Don’t get piste off
  532. Don’t get stuck
  533. Don’t look at the lights!
  534. Don’t mess with fencers
  535. Don’t retreat into your shell
  536. Don’t walk into the pointy end
  537. Dueling is delightful
  538. Eat, sleep, breathe, fence
  539. En garde ( 2 different ones)
  540. Epee ever after
  541. Epee fencers are better lovers
  542. Epee fencers have stiffer blades
  543. Epee fencers touch all over
  544. Epee is a science
  545. Epee is everything
  546. Epee sucks
  547. Epeeists have issues
  548. Even if you’re not fencing right now, you’re still a fencer
  549. Everyone looks up to epee fencers
  550. Experience points the way
  551. Fabulous fencing parent
  552. Feint is not passing out
  553. Fence Florida
  554. Fence now, sleep later
  555. Fence or become one
  556. Fence tough!
  557. Fence well if you can, otherwise just fence
  558. Fence-a-holic
  559. Fencers are better lovers
  560. Fencers are grounded
  561. Fencers are on target
  562. Fencers are reel people
  563. Fencers are reely wired
  564. Fencers are sharp
  565. Fencers are sharper
  566. Fencers are the reel deal
  567. Fencers do it in pools
  568. Fencers do it in the fleche
  569. Fencers do it in time
  570. Fencers don’t die, they just smell like it
  571. Fencers eat their dead
  572. Fencers get the point
  573. Fencers get the point across
  574. Fencers have a good time
  575. Fencers have deeper thrusts
  576. Fencers have duel personalities
  577. Fencers have the touch
  578. Fencers hit the spot
  579. Fencers make better lovers
  580. Fences well with others
  581. Fencing – because it’s fun to stab friends
  582. Fencing – invented by men, perfected by women
  583. Fencing – make it a point
  584. Fencing – sweat, touch, score!
  585. Fencing – the first line of defence
  586. Fencing – two straps away from a straight jacket
  587. Fencing – when you absolutely, positively must stab someone
  588. Fencing dad
  589. Fencing dad says don’t look at the lights!
  590. Fencing family
  591. Fencing fool
  592. Fencing forever, work whenever
  593. Fencing grandma
  594. Fencing grandpa
  595. Fencing hits the spot
  596. Fencing husband
  597. Fencing is a game for sharp wits
  598. Fencing is a lifetime sport
  599. Fencing is a strip tease
  600. Fencing is all about halting and scoring
  601. Fencing is awesome
  602. Fencing is close to my heart
  603. Fencing is combat
  604. Fencing is disengaging
  605. Fencing is engaging
  606. Fencing is escrime
  607. Fencing is for lovers
  608. Fencing is formidable
  609. Fencing is hell, but winning is heaven
  610. Fencing is life – all the rest is detail
  611. Fencing is my life
  612. Fencing is not a matter of life or death – it’s more
    important than that *
  613. Fencing is not just a sport – it’s a way of life
  614. Fencing is not just a sport – it’s an obsession
  615. Fencing is sweet
  616. Fencing is the most fun you can have with your clothes on
  617. Fencing is the reel deal
  618. Fencing is therapy
  619. Fencing is touching
  620. Fencing isn’t a sport, it’s a religion
  621. Fencing keeps the dogs out
  622. Fencing keeps you on your toes
  623. Fencing kicks ass
  624. Fencing lights up my life
  625. Fencing lines
  626. Fencing keeps you on your toes
  627. Fencing kicks ass
  628. Fencing kicks butt
  629. Fencing mom
  630. Fencing princess
  631. Fencing rocks
  632. Fencing sharpens your wits
  633. Fencing tip – angry fencers don’t win
  634. Fencing wench
  635. Fencing widow
  636. Fencing widower
  637. Fencing wife
  638. Fer is fair
  639. Fleche it out
  640. Flick this
  641. Flunge!
  642. Foil – aim for the heart, epee – aim for the hand, sabre –
    off with their heads!
  643. Foil fencers are better lovers
  644. Foil fencers do it with finesse
  645. Foil fencers get right to the point
  646. Foil is an art, epee is a science, sabre is romance
  647. Foil is art, epee is theatre, sabre is the truth
  648. Foil is conversation, epee is civilized, sabre is an
    argument
  649. Foil is for wrapping turkey
  650. Foil is foreplay, saber is premature ejaculation, epee is
    making love
  651. Foil is like liver – yukky but good for you
  652. Foil is not for wrapping turkey
  653. Foil is poker, epee is physical chess, sabre is rock,
    paper, scissors
  654. Foil sucks
  655. Foilists talk about footwork, epeeists talk about blade
    work, saberists talk about themselves
  656. Foils rush in where angels fail to tread
  657. Footwork, footwork, footwork, I’m tired of footwork
  658. Four score and only one point to go
  659. Friends don’t let friends fence epee
  660. Friends don’t let friends fence foil
  661. Friends don’t let friends fence sabre
  662. From a distance
  663. Future fencer
  664. Gasparilla
  665. Genuine original fencing genius
  666. Get a buzz on
  667. Get a grip
  668. Get a grip on it
  669. Get in touch
  670. Get points for fencing
  671. Get the point
  672. Get to know your opponents, you never know when they’re
    going to learn something new
  673. Girls can’t what?
  674. Good bout good fencer, bad bout, bad coach
  675. Good fencers make good neighbors
  676. Got epee?
  677. Got foil?
  678. Got saber?
  679. Got tempo?
  680. Has been is better than never was
  681. Have you hugged your coach today?
  682. Have you hugged your maitre today?
  683. He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the
    world was mad
  684. Heaven is just one light
  685. Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword
  686. Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya – you killed my father,
    prepare to die
  687. Hit and don’t be hit
  688. Hit hard, fast, often and don’t be hit
  689. Hit the shiny stuff
  690. Hit with the pointy end
  691. Hits happen
  692. Hooray for epee
  693. How’s my fencing?  Call 1-800 TOUCH
  694. I (heart) fencing
  695. I am the cleaner
  696. I am the coach – to save time, assume I know everything
  697. I am, therefore I fence
  698. I can beat you with one hand behind my back
  699. I can read your attacks like a book – and yours says “see
    Dick lunge!”
  700. I can’t fence, but I win
  701. I challenge you to a duel
  702. I coach therefore I am
  703. I control with my point
  704. I didn’t come here to lose
  705. I don’t fence, I coach
  706. I don’t pump iron, I push steel
  707. I enjoy the pleasures of the fleche
  708. I feel feint
  709. I fence like a girl
  710. I fence, therefore I am
  711. I fenced!
  712. I had him 4-2 and then – zap -I was dead (ghost at
    graveyard)
  713. I have a problem, my work is starting to interfere with my
    fencing
  714. I have places to go, people to stab
  715. I have too much self respect to fence epee
  716. I have too much self respect to fence foil
  717. I have too much self respect to fence saber
  718. I know something you don’t know
  719. I love a fencer
  720. I make pointed remarks
  721. I may be old but I’m good
  722. I pay for my kid to play
  723. I pay he plays
  724. I pay the coach
  725. I pay, she plays
  726. I plee with epee
  727. I pump iron and push steel
  728. I scream you scream, we all scream for escrime
  729. I see the light
  730. I thought his weapon had a tip (Frankenstein)
  731. I touched an electric weapon (cat)
  732. I’d rather be fencing
  733. I’ll fence for chocolate
  734. I’ll fence for cookies
  735. I’ll fence for food
  736. I’ll fence for sex
  737. I’ll rattle your sabre
  738. I’m a mischievous sabre child
  739. I’m advanced in age
  740. I’m in my prime
  741. I’m never fencing him again (mummy)
  742. I’m stuck!
  743. I’m the fencer your coach warned you about
  744. I’m the fencer your mother warned you about
  745. I’ve got the build for an epee fencer (skeleton)
  746. If at first you don’t succeed – redouble
  747. If fencing was easy, everyone would do it
  748. If I could offer you only one tip for improving your life –
    fencing would be it
  749. If the enemy is in range, so are you
  750. If you fenced as well  as you whine, you’d be a
    winner
  751. If you give a fencer a cookie…
  752. Instant fencing parent – just add coffee
  753. Instant fencing parent – just add tea
  754. Is that an epee in your pants or are you just happy to see
    me?
  755. Is this how Errol Flynn got started?
  756. It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s whether I win or lose
  757. It’s only a fleche wound
  758. Join the party, learn to parry
  759. Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you can’t score
  760. Keep in touch
  761. Keep moving your feet
  762. Keep your distance
  763. King of swords
  764. Klaatu barada nikto
  765. Laxatives give a good direct elimination
  766. Lefty fencer – look out!
  767. Lefty fencer and proud of it!
  768. Let your opponent be the one who goofs
  769. Let’s do lunge
  770. Let’s fence – the financial crisis can wait
  771. Let’s hook up!
  772. Life is a game, but fencing is serious
  773. Life is fencing, now go and learn it
  774. Life is more than just fencing
  775. Life is short –  fence hard
  776. Life is short – fence often
  777. Life is simple – eat, sleep, fence
  778. Like good wine, fencers improve with age
  779. Live dangerously – hug a fencer!
  780. Look sharp, feel sharp, be sharp – fence!
  781. Make it a point to fence
  782. Make my day, fence epee
  783. Make points for fencing
  784. Make your point
  785. Masks, not just for Halloween
  786. MILF – mother, I’d like to fence
  787. Motto for dummies – don’t just do something, stand there
  788. My blood, my sweat, your tears
  789. My brother fences
  790. My coach can kick your coach’s ass
  791. My coach can kick your coach’s touchee
  792. My daddy fences
  793. My daughter is a fencer
  794. My daughter’s a winner
  795. My family fences
  796. My fencing fu is strong today
  797. My fencing kid can beat your fencing kid (girl, boy)
  798. My girlfriend likes to play with sharp, pointy objects –
    envious?
  799. My grandma fences
  800. My grandpa fences
  801. My inner child wants to fence
  802. My kid can beat your kid (girl, boy)
  803. My kid can stab your honor kid
  804. My kid, my money  (girl, boy)
  805. My knight in shining armor fences saber
  806. My master can kick your master’s ass
  807. My mommy fences
  808. My sister is a fencer
  809. My son is a fencer
  810. My son’s a winner
  811. My uncle fences
  812. Never touch me there again
  813. Next time I shall wear my old clothes
  814. No offence
  815. No one argues with a sharp point
  816. No one is really sure of the exact date fencing started
  817. No, I said fence, not fence (cat on fence)
  818. Nothing hurts when you fence
  819. Old fencers never die, they just lose their right of way
  820. Old fencers never die, they just lose their touch
  821. One touch at a time
  822. Only your defeat will ease my pain
  823. Or maybe…the pellet with the poison is in the flagon with
    the dragon
  824. Out to lunge
  825. Ow!  My eye!
  826. Pain is temporary, but pride is forever
  827. Peace, love, out, piste, glove, bout
  828. Piste de resistance
  829. Plays well with swords
  830. Please take my blade and hit me as hard as you can
  831. Prepare to die
  832. Proudly and loudly
  833. Puss ‘n boots (picture)
  834. Queen of swords
  835. Reach out and touch someone
  836. Ready pret go
  837. Real men fence
  838. Real men fence epee
  839. Real men fence foil
  840. Real men fence sabre
  841. Real women fence
  842. Real women fence epee
  843. Real women fence foil
  844. Real women fence sabre
  845. Sabre Demon
  846. Sabre fencers are better lovers
  847. Sabre fencers set the tempo
  848. Sabre grrrl!
  849. Sabre is never having to say you’re sorry
  850. Sabre is romance
  851. Sabre is sensational
  852. Sabre rattler
  853. Sabre says it all
  854. Sabre sucks
  855. Score!!
  856. Screw right of way, I got the point!
  857. Seven days without fencing makes one weak
  858. Sex is great, but fencing is better
  859. Sex is the most fun you can have without fencing
  860. Sex, drugs epee
  861. Sex, drugs, fencing
  862. Sex, drugs, foil
  863. Sex, drugs, saber
  864. Show me your fleche and I’ll show you my thrust
  865. Shut up and fence
  866. Shut up and let me fence
  867. Simultaneous…not
  868. Speak softly and carry a big sword
  869. Stick it to ’em
  870. Strip poker
  871. Sword woman
  872. Take the plunge, do a lunge
  873. Take your epee and stick it anywhere
  874. Talk to the blade ’cause the guard ain’t listening
  875. That which does not kill us does not get a second chance
  876. That’s inconceivable
  877. That’s right!  Here’s where the talkin’ ends!
  878. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true
  879. The couple that fences together stays together
  880. The essence of fencing is to give, but by no means to
    receive  – Moliere
  881. The life of a fencing addict is hell, but somebody’s gotta
    do it
  882. The lights lie
  883. The older I get, the better I was
  884. The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle
  885. The pen is mightier than the sword, if the pen is sword is
    very short and the pen is very long
  886. The point is to win
  887. The thinner the blade of the sword, the more swiftly it
    cuts through
  888. The way to a man’s heart is through his sternum
  889. The way to a woman’s heart is through her rib cage
  890. There are shortcuts to happiness and fencing is one of them
  891. There are two types of fencers – those who score, and those
    who wish they could
  892. There is magic to sword play, forget the footwork, forget
    the blade, the battle is won in the mind
  893. There is no jesting with edged tools
  894. There’s almost no point in fencing sabre
  895. There is no crying in fencing
  896. There’s no such thing as a free lunge
  897. This is my broomstick…groovy!
  898. Those who can’t fence coach
  899. Those who can’t fence teach
  900. Thrust right and see the light
  901. Time spent fencing is added to one’s life span
  902. Time spent fencing is not deducted from one’s life span
  903. Timing is everything
  904. To beat or not to beat
  905. To beat or not to beat – what is the question?
  906. To fence is to live, to live is to fence
  907. To fence or not to fence, what a stupid question!
  908. To fence or not to fence, what is the question?
  909. To live is to fence, to fence is to live
  910. To the victor go the foils
  911. Touch my body and you die
  912. Touché
  913. Toupee (cartoon of one fencer taking off other’s toupee)
  914. Trainers can help you wrap it up
  915. Trust me, I’m a coach
  916. USFA
  917. Veteran fencers  rock the oldest sport
  918. Veteran fencers are antique little boys
  919. Veteran fencers are antique little girls
  920. Violent femme
  921. Was there life before epee?  Saber?
    Foil?  Fencing?
  922. We get better as we get older
  923. We pay, the kids play
  924. We’ve been through the mill but we’re not over the hill
  925. What a bout last night
  926. What am I doing in this strip joint
  927. What do you call someone who win’s all day long
    15-14?  Champion!!
  928. What’s your point?
  929. When all else fails, go hard, go fast, scream loud
  930. When in doubt stick it out
  931. Who is that masked man?
  932. Who was that masked man?
  933. Whoever said may the best man win never lost to a girl
  934. Winner!
  935. Winners don’t whine
  936. Without fencing life would be a mistake
  937. Women aren’t cheerleaders, they’re warriors
  938. Work is for people who don’t fence
  939. Work is what you do to pay for fencing
  940. Work is what you do when you aren’t fencing
  941. Working is just a hobby, this is my real job
  942. World’s best fencing coach
  943. World’s best fencing dad
  944. World’s best fencing mom
  945. Wounds will heal, blood will fade, pride is forever
  946. Yes we can – fence!
  947. Yes, I’m a girl
  948. You call that a nose?
  949. You can live without fencing, but not as well
  950. You can’t touch me, I’m engaged
  951. You fence, I’ll coach
  952. You, me, strip, now!
  953. You’ll have to beat me to win
  954. You’re not that bad, I’m just that awesome!
  955. Your point is?
  956. “Z”
  957. A bad day at fencing beats a good day at the office
  958. A bad day at fencing beats a good day in class
  959. A day without fencing is like…Monday
  960. A touch in time is a point
  961. A woman’s place is on the strip
  962. Advance at your own risk
  963. After the parry – riposte!
  964. Age & treachery will always overcome youth and
    talent
  965. Age before beauty
  966. And your point is?
  967. Anything I slice off I get to keep!
  968. Are we having fun yet?
  969. Are you the six-fingered man?
  970. Armorers are reel people
  971. Armorers are reely wired
  972. As you wish
  973. Athletes don’t die, they just smell like it
  974. Babe with a blade
  975. Bad footwork makes mad coaches
  976. Be a big fish in a little pool
  977. Beat it!
  978. Beat me, bind me, but don’t touch me
  979. Because I’m the ref and I said so
  980. Better a has been than a never was
  981. Beware of girl with sword
  982. Big blade fencing where size matters
  983. Born to fence
  984. Born to fence, doomed to work
  985. Born to fence, forced to work
  986. Boxing glove on back hand of fencer – (cartoon)
  987. Buzz off
  988. C’est la vie, c’est escrime
  989. C’mon try to hit me
  990. Caught in a bind
  991. Chick flick
  992. Choose your weapon
  993. Corps a corps – the sins of the fleche
  994. Crime doesn’t epee
  995. Curses – foiled again
  996. Death before dishonor
  997. Designated hitter
  998. DFL and proud of it
  999. Did you get my point?
  1000. Did you kill my father?
  1001. Direct elimination – 2 men enter, 1 man leaves
  1002. Direct elimination – 2 women enter, 1 woman leaves
  1003. Do obscure movements
  1004. Do you fence as dumb as you look?
  1005. Do you foil around?
  1006. Don’t be a whiner be a winner
  1007. Don’t fence me in
  1008. Don’t foil around with me
  1009. Don’t get piste off
  1010. Don’t get stuck
  1011. Don’t look at the lights!
  1012. Don’t mess with fencers
  1013. Don’t retreat into your shell
  1014. Don’t walk into the pointy end
  1015. Dueling is delightful
  1016. Eat, sleep, breathe, fence
  1017. En garde ( 2 different ones)
  1018. Epee ever after
  1019. Epee fencers are better lovers
  1020. Epee fencers have stiffer blades
  1021. Epee fencers touch all over
  1022. Epee is a science
  1023. Epee is everything
  1024. Epee sucks
  1025. Epeeists have issues
  1026. Even if you’re not fencing right now, you’re still a fencer
  1027. Everyone looks up to epee fencers
  1028. Experience points the way
  1029. Fabulous fencing parent
  1030. Feint is not passing out
  1031. Fence Florida
  1032. Fence now, sleep later
  1033. Fence or become one
  1034. Fence tough!
  1035. Fence well if you can, otherwise just fence
  1036. Fence-a-holic
  1037. Fencers are better lovers
  1038. Fencers are grounded
  1039. Fencers are on target
  1040. Fencers are reel people
  1041. Fencers are reely wired
  1042. Fencers are sharp
  1043. Fencers are sharper
  1044. Fencers are the reel deal
  1045. Fencers do it in pools
  1046. Fencers do it in the fleche
  1047. Fencers do it in time
  1048. Fencers don’t die, they just smell like it
  1049. Fencers eat their dead
  1050. Fencers get the point
  1051. Fencers get the point across
  1052. Fencers have a good time
  1053. Fencers have deeper thrusts
  1054. Fencers have duel personalities
  1055. Fencers have the touch
  1056. Fencers hit the spot
  1057. Fencers make better lovers
  1058. Fences well with others
  1059. Fencing – because it’s fun to stab friends
  1060. Fencing – invented by men, perfected by women
  1061. Fencing – make it a point
  1062. Fencing – sweat, touch, score!
  1063. Fencing – the first line of defence
  1064. Fencing – two straps away from a straight jacket
  1065. Fencing – when you absolutely, positively must stab someone
  1066. Fencing dad
  1067. Fencing dad says don’t look at the lights!
  1068. Fencing family
  1069. Fencing fool
  1070. Fencing forever, work whenever
  1071. Fencing grandma
  1072. Fencing grandpa
  1073. Fencing hits the spot
  1074. Fencing husband
  1075. Fencing is a game for sharp wits
  1076. Fencing is a lifetime sport
  1077. Fencing is a strip tease
  1078. Fencing is all about halting and scoring
  1079. Fencing is awesome
  1080. Fencing is close to my heart
  1081. Fencing is combat
  1082. Fencing is disengaging
  1083. Fencing is engaging
  1084. Fencing is escrime
  1085. Fencing is for lovers
  1086. Fencing is formidable
  1087. Fencing is hell, but winning is heaven
  1088. Fencing is life – all the rest is detail
  1089. Fencing is my life
  1090. Fencing is not a matter of life or death – it’s more
    important than that *
  1091. Fencing is not just a sport – it’s a way of life
  1092. Fencing is not just a sport – it’s an obsession
  1093. Fencing is sweet
  1094. Fencing is the most fun you can have with your clothes on
  1095. Fencing is the reel deal
  1096. Fencing is therapy
  1097. Fencing is touching
  1098. Fencing isn’t a sport, it’s a religion
  1099. Fencing keeps the dogs out
  1100. Fencing keeps you on your toes
  1101. Fencing kicks ass
  1102. Fencing lights up my life
  1103. Fencing lines
  1104. Fencing keeps you on your toes
  1105. Fencing kicks ass
  1106. Fencing kicks butt
  1107. Fencing mom
  1108. Fencing princess
  1109. Fencing rocks
  1110. Fencing sharpens your wits
  1111. Fencing tip – angry fencers don’t win
  1112. Fencing wench
  1113. Fencing widow
  1114. Fencing widower
  1115. Fencing wife
  1116. Fer is fair
  1117. Fleche it out
  1118. Flick this
  1119. Flunge!
  1120. Foil – aim for the heart, epee – aim for the hand, sabre –
    off with their heads!
  1121. Foil fencers are better lovers
  1122. Foil fencers do it with finesse
  1123. Foil fencers get right to the point
  1124. Foil is an art, epee is a science, sabre is romance
  1125. Foil is art, epee is theatre, sabre is the truth
  1126. Foil is conversation, epee is civilized, sabre is an
    argument
  1127. Foil is for wrapping turkey
  1128. Foil is foreplay, saber is premature ejaculation, epee is
    making love
  1129. Foil is like liver – yukky but good for you
  1130. Foil is not for wrapping turkey
  1131. Foil is poker, epee is physical chess, sabre is rock,
    paper, scissors
  1132. Foil sucks
  1133. Foilists talk about footwork, epeeists talk about blade
    work, saberists talk about themselves
  1134. Foils rush in where angels fail to tread
  1135. Footwork, footwork, footwork, I’m tired of footwork
  1136. Four score and only one point to go
  1137. Friends don’t let friends fence epee
  1138. Friends don’t let friends fence foil
  1139. Friends don’t let friends fence sabre
  1140. From a distance
  1141. Future fencer
  1142. Gasparilla
  1143. Genuine original fencing genius
  1144. Get a buzz on
  1145. Get a grip
  1146. Get a grip on it
  1147. Get in touch
  1148. Get points for fencing
  1149. Get the point
  1150. Get to know your opponents, you never know when they’re
    going to learn something new
  1151. Girls can’t what?
  1152. Good bout good fencer, bad bout, bad coach
  1153. Good fencers make good neighbors
  1154. Got epee?
  1155. Got foil?
  1156. Got saber?
  1157. Got tempo?
  1158. Has been is better than never was
  1159. Have you hugged your coach today?
  1160. Have you hugged your maitre today?
  1161. He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the
    world was mad
  1162. Heaven is just one light
  1163. Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword
  1164. Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya – you killed my father,
    prepare to die
  1165. Hit and don’t be hit
  1166. Hit hard, fast, often and don’t be hit
  1167. Hit the shiny stuff
  1168. Hit with the pointy end
  1169. Hits happen
  1170. Hooray for epee
  1171. How’s my fencing?  Call 1-800 TOUCH
  1172. I (heart) fencing
  1173. I am the cleaner
  1174. I am the coach – to save time, assume I know everything
  1175. I am, therefore I fence
  1176. I can beat you with one hand behind my back
  1177. I can read your attacks like a book – and yours says “see
    Dick lunge!”
  1178. I can’t fence, but I win
  1179. I challenge you to a duel
  1180. I coach therefore I am
  1181. I control with my point
  1182. I didn’t come here to lose
  1183. I don’t fence, I coach
  1184. I don’t pump iron, I push steel
  1185. I enjoy the pleasures of the fleche
  1186. I feel feint
  1187. I fence like a girl
  1188. I fence, therefore I am
  1189. I fenced!
  1190. I had him 4-2 and then – zap -I was dead (ghost at
    graveyard)
  1191. I have a problem, my work is starting to interfere with my
    fencing
  1192. I have places to go, people to stab
  1193. I have too much self respect to fence epee
  1194. I have too much self respect to fence foil
  1195. I have too much self respect to fence saber
  1196. I know something you don’t know
  1197. I love a fencer
  1198. I make pointed remarks
  1199. I may be old but I’m good
  1200. I pay for my kid to play
  1201. I pay he plays
  1202. I pay the coach
  1203. I pay, she plays
  1204. I plee with epee
  1205. I pump iron and push steel
  1206. I scream you scream, we all scream for escrime
  1207. I see the light
  1208. I thought his weapon had a tip (Frankenstein)
  1209. I touched an electric weapon (cat)
  1210. I’d rather be fencing
  1211. I’ll fence for chocolate
  1212. I’ll fence for cookies
  1213. I’ll fence for food
  1214. I’ll fence for sex
  1215. I’ll rattle your sabre
  1216. I’m a mischievous sabre child
  1217. I’m advanced in age
  1218. I’m in my prime
  1219. I’m never fencing him again (mummy)
  1220. I’m stuck!
  1221. I’m the fencer your coach warned you about
  1222. I’m the fencer your mother warned you about
  1223. I’ve got the build for an epee fencer (skeleton)
  1224. If at first you don’t succeed – redouble
  1225. If fencing was easy, everyone would do it
  1226. If I could offer you only one tip for improving your life –
    fencing would be it
  1227. If the enemy is in range, so are you
  1228. If you fenced as well  as you whine, you’d be a
    winner
  1229. If you give a fencer a cookie…
  1230. Instant fencing parent – just add coffee
  1231. Instant fencing parent – just add tea
  1232. Is that an epee in your pants or are you just happy to see
    me?
  1233. Is this how Errol Flynn got started?
  1234. It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s whether I win or lose
  1235. It’s only a fleche wound
  1236. Join the party, learn to parry
  1237. Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you can’t score
  1238. Keep in touch
  1239. Keep moving your feet
  1240. Keep your distance
  1241. King of swords
  1242. Klaatu barada nikto
  1243. Laxatives give a good direct elimination
  1244. Lefty fencer – look out!
  1245. Lefty fencer and proud of it!
  1246. Let your opponent be the one who goofs
  1247. Let’s do lunge
  1248. Let’s fence – the financial crisis can wait
  1249. Let’s hook up!
  1250. Life is a game, but fencing is serious
  1251. Life is fencing, now go and learn it
  1252. Life is more than just fencing
  1253. Life is short –  fence hard
  1254. Life is short – fence often
  1255. Life is simple – eat, sleep, fence
  1256. Like good wine, fencers improve with age
  1257. Live dangerously – hug a fencer!
  1258. Look sharp, feel sharp, be sharp – fence!
  1259. Make it a point to fence
  1260. Make my day, fence epee
  1261. Make points for fencing
  1262. Make your point
  1263. Masks, not just for Halloween
  1264. MILF – mother, I’d like to fence
  1265. Motto for dummies – don’t just do something, stand there
  1266. My blood, my sweat, your tears
  1267. My brother fences
  1268. My coach can kick your coach’s ass
  1269. My coach can kick your coach’s touchee
  1270. My daddy fences
  1271. My daughter is a fencer
  1272. My daughter’s a winner
  1273. My family fences
  1274. My fencing fu is strong today
  1275. My fencing kid can beat your fencing kid (girl, boy)
  1276. My girlfriend likes to play with sharp, pointy objects –
    envious?
  1277. My grandma fences
  1278. My grandpa fences
  1279. My inner child wants to fence
  1280. My kid can beat your kid (girl, boy)
  1281. My kid can stab your honor kid
  1282. My kid, my money  (girl, boy)
  1283. My knight in shining armor fences saber
  1284. My master can kick your master’s ass
  1285. My mommy fences
  1286. My sister is a fencer
  1287. My son is a fencer
  1288. My son’s a winner
  1289. My uncle fences
  1290. Never touch me there again
  1291. Next time I shall wear my old clothes
  1292. No offence
  1293. No one argues with a sharp point
  1294. No one is really sure of the exact date fencing started
  1295. No, I said fence, not fence (cat on fence)
  1296. Nothing hurts when you fence
  1297. Old fencers never die, they just lose their right of way
  1298. Old fencers never die, they just lose their touch
  1299. One touch at a time
  1300. Only your defeat will ease my pain
  1301. Or maybe…the pellet with the poison is in the flagon with
    the dragon
  1302. Out to lunge
  1303. Ow!  My eye!
  1304. Pain is temporary, but pride is forever
  1305. Peace, love, out, piste, glove, bout
  1306. Piste de resistance
  1307. Plays well with swords
  1308. Please take my blade and hit me as hard as you can
  1309. Prepare to die
  1310. Proudly and loudly
  1311. Puss ‘n boots (picture)
  1312. Queen of swords
  1313. Reach out and touch someone
  1314. Ready pret go
  1315. Real men fence
  1316. Real men fence epee
  1317. Real men fence foil
  1318. Real men fence sabre
  1319. Real women fence
  1320. Real women fence epee
  1321. Real women fence foil
  1322. Real women fence sabre
  1323. Sabre Demon
  1324. Sabre fencers are better lovers
  1325. Sabre fencers set the tempo
  1326. Sabre grrrl!
  1327. Sabre is never having to say you’re sorry
  1328. Sabre is romance
  1329. Sabre is sensational
  1330. Sabre rattler
  1331. Sabre says it all
  1332. Sabre sucks
  1333. Score!!
  1334. Screw right of way, I got the point!
  1335. Seven days without fencing makes one weak
  1336. Sex is great, but fencing is better
  1337. Sex is the most fun you can have without fencing
  1338. Sex, drugs epee
  1339. Sex, drugs, fencing
  1340. Sex, drugs, foil
  1341. Sex, drugs, saber
  1342. Show me your fleche and I’ll show you my thrust
  1343. Shut up and fence
  1344. Shut up and let me fence
  1345. Simultaneous…not
  1346. Speak softly and carry a big sword
  1347. Stick it to ’em
  1348. Strip poker
  1349. Sword woman
  1350. Take the plunge, do a lunge
  1351. Take your epee and stick it anywhere
  1352. Talk to the blade ’cause the guard ain’t listening
  1353. That which does not kill us does not get a second chance
  1354. That’s inconceivable
  1355. That’s right!  Here’s where the talkin’ ends!
  1356. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true
  1357. The couple that fences together stays together
  1358. The essence of fencing is to give, but by no means to
    receive  – Moliere
  1359. The life of a fencing addict is hell, but somebody’s gotta
    do it
  1360. The lights lie
  1361. The older I get, the better I was
  1362. The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle
  1363. The pen is mightier than the sword, if the pen is sword is
    very short and the pen is very long
  1364. The point is to win
  1365. The thinner the blade of the sword, the more swiftly it
    cuts through
  1366. The way to a man’s heart is through his sternum
  1367. The way to a woman’s heart is through her rib cage
  1368. There are shortcuts to happiness and fencing is one of them
  1369. There are two types of fencers – those who score, and those
    who wish they could
  1370. There is magic to sword play, forget the footwork, forget
    the blade, the battle is won in the mind
  1371. There is no jesting with edged tools
  1372. There’s almost no point in fencing sabre
  1373. There is no crying in fencing
  1374. There’s no such thing as a free lunge
  1375. This is my broomstick…groovy!
  1376. Those who can’t fence coach
  1377. Those who can’t fence teach
  1378. Thrust right and see the light
  1379. Time spent fencing is added to one’s life span
  1380. Time spent fencing is not deducted from one’s life span
  1381. Timing is everything
  1382. To beat or not to beat
  1383. To beat or not to beat – what is the question?
  1384. To fence is to live, to live is to fence
  1385. To fence or not to fence, what a stupid question!
  1386. To fence or not to fence, what is the question?
  1387. To live is to fence, to fence is to live
  1388. To the victor go the foils
  1389. Touch my body and you die
  1390. Touché
  1391. Toupee (cartoon of one fencer taking off other’s toupee)
  1392. Trainers can help you wrap it up
  1393. Trust me, I’m a coach
  1394. USFA
  1395. Veteran fencers  rock the oldest sport
  1396. Veteran fencers are antique little boys
  1397. Veteran fencers are antique little girls
  1398. Violent femme
  1399. Was there life before epee?  Saber?
    Foil?  Fencing?
  1400. We get better as we get older
  1401. We pay, the kids play
  1402. We’ve been through the mill but we’re not over the hill
  1403. What a bout last night
  1404. What am I doing in this strip joint
  1405. What do you call someone who win’s all day long
    15-14?  Champion!!
  1406. What’s your point?
  1407. When all else fails, go hard, go fast, scream loud
  1408. When in doubt stick it out
  1409. Who is that masked man?
  1410. Who was that masked man?
  1411. Whoever said may the best man win never lost to a girl
  1412. Winner!
  1413. Winners don’t whine
  1414. Without fencing life would be a mistake
  1415. Women aren’t cheerleaders, they’re warriors
  1416. Work is for people who don’t fence
  1417. Work is what you do to pay for fencing
  1418. Work is what you do when you aren’t fencing
  1419. Working is just a hobby, this is my real job
  1420. World’s best fencing coach
  1421. World’s best fencing dad
  1422. World’s best fencing mom
  1423. Wounds will heal, blood will fade, pride is forever
  1424. Yes we can – fence!
  1425. Yes, I’m a girl
  1426. You call that a nose?
  1427. You can live without fencing, but not as well
  1428. You can’t touch me, I’m engaged
  1429. You fence, I’ll coach
  1430. You, me, strip, now!
  1431. You’ll have to beat me to win
  1432. You’re not that bad, I’m just that awesome!
  1433. Your point is?
  1434. “Z”
  1435. A bad day at fencing beats a good day at the office
  1436. A bad day at fencing beats a good day in class
  1437. A day without fencing is like…Monday
  1438. A touch in time is a point
  1439. A woman’s place is on the strip
  1440. Advance at your own risk
  1441. After the parry – riposte!
  1442. Age & treachery will always overcome youth and
    talent
  1443. Age before beauty
  1444. And your point is?
  1445. Anything I slice off I get to keep!
  1446. Are we having fun yet?
  1447. Are you the six-fingered man?
  1448. Armorers are reel people
  1449. Armorers are reely wired
  1450. As you wish
  1451. Athletes don’t die, they just smell like it
  1452. Babe with a blade
  1453. Bad footwork makes mad coaches
  1454. Be a big fish in a little pool
  1455. Beat it!
  1456. Beat me, bind me, but don’t touch me
  1457. Because I’m the ref and I said so
  1458. Better a has been than a never was
  1459. Beware of girl with sword
  1460. Big blade fencing where size matters
  1461. Born to fence
  1462. Born to fence, doomed to work
  1463. Born to fence, forced to work
  1464. Boxing glove on back hand of fencer – (cartoon)
  1465. Buzz off
  1466. C’est la vie, c’est escrime
  1467. C’mon try to hit me
  1468. Caught in a bind
  1469. Chick flick
  1470. Choose your weapon
  1471. Corps a corps – the sins of the fleche
  1472. Crime doesn’t epee
  1473. Curses – foiled again
  1474. Death before dishonor
  1475. Designated hitter
  1476. DFL and proud of it
  1477. Did you get my point?
  1478. Did you kill my father?
  1479. Direct elimination – 2 men enter, 1 man leaves
  1480. Direct elimination – 2 women enter, 1 woman leaves
  1481. Do obscure movements
  1482. Do you fence as dumb as you look?
  1483. Do you foil around?
  1484. Don’t be a whiner be a winner
  1485. Don’t fence me in
  1486. Don’t foil around with me
  1487. Don’t get piste off
  1488. Don’t get stuck
  1489. Don’t look at the lights!
  1490. Don’t mess with fencers
  1491. Don’t retreat into your shell
  1492. Don’t walk into the pointy end
  1493. Dueling is delightful
  1494. Eat, sleep, breathe, fence
  1495. En garde ( 2 different ones)
  1496. Epee ever after
  1497. Epee fencers are better lovers
  1498. Epee fencers have stiffer blades
  1499. Epee fencers touch all over
  1500. Epee is a science
  1501. Epee is everything
  1502. Epee sucks
  1503. Epeeists have issues
  1504. Even if you’re not fencing right now, you’re still a fencer
  1505. Everyone looks up to epee fencers
  1506. Experience points the way
  1507. Fabulous fencing parent
  1508. Feint is not passing out
  1509. Fence Florida
  1510. Fence now, sleep later
  1511. Fence or become one
  1512. Fence tough!
  1513. Fence well if you can, otherwise just fence
  1514. Fence-a-holic
  1515. Fencers are better lovers
  1516. Fencers are grounded
  1517. Fencers are on target
  1518. Fencers are reel people
  1519. Fencers are reely wired
  1520. Fencers are sharp
  1521. Fencers are sharper
  1522. Fencers are the reel deal
  1523. Fencers do it in pools
  1524. Fencers do it in the fleche
  1525. Fencers do it in time
  1526. Fencers don’t die, they just smell like it
  1527. Fencers eat their dead
  1528. Fencers get the point
  1529. Fencers get the point across
  1530. Fencers have a good time
  1531. Fencers have deeper thrusts
  1532. Fencers have duel personalities
  1533. Fencers have the touch
  1534. Fencers hit the spot
  1535. Fencers make better lovers
  1536. Fences well with others
  1537. Fencing – because it’s fun to stab friends
  1538. Fencing – invented by men, perfected by women
  1539. Fencing – make it a point
  1540. Fencing – sweat, touch, score!
  1541. Fencing – the first line of defence
  1542. Fencing – two straps away from a straight jacket
  1543. Fencing – when you absolutely, positively must stab someone
  1544. Fencing dad
  1545. Fencing dad says don’t look at the lights!
  1546. Fencing family
  1547. Fencing fool
  1548. Fencing forever, work whenever
  1549. Fencing grandma
  1550. Fencing grandpa
  1551. Fencing hits the spot
  1552. Fencing husband
  1553. Fencing is a game for sharp wits
  1554. Fencing is a lifetime sport
  1555. Fencing is a strip tease
  1556. Fencing is all about halting and scoring
  1557. Fencing is awesome
  1558. Fencing is close to my heart
  1559. Fencing is combat
  1560. Fencing is disengaging
  1561. Fencing is engaging
  1562. Fencing is escrime
  1563. Fencing is for lovers
  1564. Fencing is formidable
  1565. Fencing is hell, but winning is heaven
  1566. Fencing is life – all the rest is detail
  1567. Fencing is my life
  1568. Fencing is not a matter of life or death – it’s more
    important than that *
  1569. Fencing is not just a sport – it’s a way of life
  1570. Fencing is not just a sport – it’s an obsession
  1571. Fencing is sweet
  1572. Fencing is the most fun you can have with your clothes on
  1573. Fencing is the reel deal
  1574. Fencing is therapy
  1575. Fencing is touching
  1576. Fencing isn’t a sport, it’s a religion
  1577. Fencing keeps the dogs out
  1578. Fencing keeps you on your toes
  1579. Fencing kicks ass
  1580. Fencing lights up my life
  1581. Fencing lines
  1582. Fencing keeps you on your toes
  1583. Fencing kicks ass
  1584. Fencing kicks butt
  1585. Fencing mom
  1586. Fencing princess
  1587. Fencing rocks
  1588. Fencing sharpens your wits
  1589. Fencing tip – angry fencers don’t win
  1590. Fencing wench
  1591. Fencing widow
  1592. Fencing widower
  1593. Fencing wife
  1594. Fer is fair
  1595. Fleche it out
  1596. Flick this
  1597. Flunge!
  1598. Foil – aim for the heart, epee – aim for the hand, sabre –
    off with their heads!
  1599. Foil fencers are better lovers
  1600. Foil fencers do it with finesse
  1601. Foil fencers get right to the point
  1602. Foil is an art, epee is a science, sabre is romance
  1603. Foil is art, epee is theatre, sabre is the truth
  1604. Foil is conversation, epee is civilized, sabre is an
    argument
  1605. Foil is for wrapping turkey
  1606. Foil is foreplay, saber is premature ejaculation, epee is
    making love
  1607. Foil is like liver – yukky but good for you
  1608. Foil is not for wrapping turkey
  1609. Foil is poker, epee is physical chess, sabre is rock,
    paper, scissors
  1610. Foil sucks
  1611. Foilists talk about footwork, epeeists talk about blade
    work, saberists talk about themselves
  1612. Foils rush in where angels fail to tread
  1613. Footwork, footwork, footwork, I’m tired of footwork
  1614. Four score and only one point to go
  1615. Friends don’t let friends fence epee
  1616. Friends don’t let friends fence foil
  1617. Friends don’t let friends fence sabre
  1618. From a distance
  1619. Future fencer
  1620. Gasparilla
  1621. Genuine original fencing genius
  1622. Get a buzz on
  1623. Get a grip
  1624. Get a grip on it
  1625. Get in touch
  1626. Get points for fencing
  1627. Get the point
  1628. Get to know your opponents, you never know when they’re
    going to learn something new
  1629. Girls can’t what?
  1630. Good bout good fencer, bad bout, bad coach
  1631. Good fencers make good neighbors
  1632. Got epee?
  1633. Got foil?
  1634. Got saber?
  1635. Got tempo?
  1636. Has been is better than never was
  1637. Have you hugged your coach today?
  1638. Have you hugged your maitre today?
  1639. He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the
    world was mad
  1640. Heaven is just one light
  1641. Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword
  1642. Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya – you killed my father,
    prepare to die
  1643. Hit and don’t be hit
  1644. Hit hard, fast, often and don’t be hit
  1645. Hit the shiny stuff
  1646. Hit with the pointy end
  1647. Hits happen
  1648. Hooray for epee
  1649. How’s my fencing?  Call 1-800 TOUCH
  1650. I (heart) fencing
  1651. I am the cleaner
  1652. I am the coach – to save time, assume I know everything
  1653. I am, therefore I fence
  1654. I can beat you with one hand behind my back
  1655. I can read your attacks like a book – and yours says “see
    Dick lunge!”
  1656. I can’t fence, but I win
  1657. I challenge you to a duel
  1658. I coach therefore I am
  1659. I control with my point
  1660. I didn’t come here to lose
  1661. I don’t fence, I coach
  1662. I don’t pump iron, I push steel
  1663. I enjoy the pleasures of the fleche
  1664. I feel feint
  1665. I fence like a girl
  1666. I fence, therefore I am
  1667. I fenced!
  1668. I had him 4-2 and then – zap -I was dead (ghost at
    graveyard)
  1669. I have a problem, my work is starting to interfere with my
    fencing
  1670. I have places to go, people to stab
  1671. I have too much self respect to fence epee
  1672. I have too much self respect to fence foil
  1673. I have too much self respect to fence saber
  1674. I know something you don’t know
  1675. I love a fencer
  1676. I make pointed remarks
  1677. I may be old but I’m good
  1678. I pay for my kid to play
  1679. I pay he plays
  1680. I pay the coach
  1681. I pay, she plays
  1682. I plee with epee
  1683. I pump iron and push steel
  1684. I scream you scream, we all scream for escrime
  1685. I see the light
  1686. I thought his weapon had a tip (Frankenstein)
  1687. I touched an electric weapon (cat)
  1688. I’d rather be fencing
  1689. I’ll fence for chocolate
  1690. I’ll fence for cookies
  1691. I’ll fence for food
  1692. I’ll fence for sex
  1693. I’ll rattle your sabre
  1694. I’m a mischievous sabre child
  1695. I’m advanced in age
  1696. I’m in my prime
  1697. I’m never fencing him again (mummy)
  1698. I’m stuck!
  1699. I’m the fencer your coach warned you about
  1700. I’m the fencer your mother warned you about
  1701. I’ve got the build for an epee fencer (skeleton)
  1702. If at first you don’t succeed – redouble
  1703. If fencing was easy, everyone would do it
  1704. If I could offer you only one tip for improving your life –
    fencing would be it
  1705. If the enemy is in range, so are you
  1706. If you fenced as well  as you whine, you’d be a
    winner
  1707. If you give a fencer a cookie…
  1708. Instant fencing parent – just add coffee
  1709. Instant fencing parent – just add tea
  1710. Is that an epee in your pants or are you just happy to see
    me?
  1711. Is this how Errol Flynn got started?
  1712. It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s whether I win or lose
  1713. It’s only a fleche wound
  1714. Join the party, learn to parry
  1715. Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you can’t score
  1716. Keep in touch
  1717. Keep moving your feet
  1718. Keep your distance
  1719. King of swords
  1720. Klaatu barada nikto
  1721. Laxatives give a good direct elimination
  1722. Lefty fencer – look out!
  1723. Lefty fencer and proud of it!
  1724. Let your opponent be the one who goofs
  1725. Let’s do lunge
  1726. Let’s fence – the financial crisis can wait
  1727. Let’s hook up!
  1728. Life is a game, but fencing is serious
  1729. Life is fencing, now go and learn it
  1730. Life is more than just fencing
  1731. Life is short –  fence hard
  1732. Life is short – fence often
  1733. Life is simple – eat, sleep, fence
  1734. Like good wine, fencers improve with age
  1735. Live dangerously – hug a fencer!
  1736. Look sharp, feel sharp, be sharp – fence!
  1737. Make it a point to fence
  1738. Make my day, fence epee
  1739. Make points for fencing
  1740. Make your point
  1741. Masks, not just for Halloween
  1742. MILF – mother, I’d like to fence
  1743. Motto for dummies – don’t just do something, stand there
  1744. My blood, my sweat, your tears
  1745. My brother fences
  1746. My coach can kick your coach’s ass
  1747. My coach can kick your coach’s touchee
  1748. My daddy fences
  1749. My daughter is a fencer
  1750. My daughter’s a winner
  1751. My family fences
  1752. My fencing fu is strong today
  1753. My fencing kid can beat your fencing kid (girl, boy)
  1754. My girlfriend likes to play with sharp, pointy objects –
    envious?
  1755. My grandma fences
  1756. My grandpa fences
  1757. My inner child wants to fence
  1758. My kid can beat your kid (girl, boy)
  1759. My kid can stab your honor kid
  1760. My kid, my money  (girl, boy)
  1761. My knight in shining armor fences saber
  1762. My master can kick your master’s ass
  1763. My mommy fences
  1764. My sister is a fencer
  1765. My son is a fencer
  1766. My son’s a winner
  1767. My uncle fences
  1768. Never touch me there again
  1769. Next time I shall wear my old clothes
  1770. No offence
  1771. No one argues with a sharp point
  1772. No one is really sure of the exact date fencing started
  1773. No, I said fence, not fence (cat on fence)
  1774. Nothing hurts when you fence
  1775. Old fencers never die, they just lose their right of way
  1776. Old fencers never die, they just lose their touch
  1777. One touch at a time
  1778. Only your defeat will ease my pain
  1779. Or maybe…the pellet with the poison is in the flagon with
    the dragon
  1780. Out to lunge
  1781. Ow!  My eye!
  1782. Pain is temporary, but pride is forever
  1783. Peace, love, out, piste, glove, bout
  1784. Piste de resistance
  1785. Plays well with swords
  1786. Please take my blade and hit me as hard as you can
  1787. Prepare to die
  1788. Proudly and loudly
  1789. Puss ‘n boots (picture)
  1790. Queen of swords
  1791. Reach out and touch someone
  1792. Ready pret go
  1793. Real men fence
  1794. Real men fence epee
  1795. Real men fence foil
  1796. Real men fence sabre
  1797. Real women fence
  1798. Real women fence epee
  1799. Real women fence foil
  1800. Real women fence sabre
  1801. Sabre Demon
  1802. Sabre fencers are better lovers
  1803. Sabre fencers set the tempo
  1804. Sabre grrrl!
  1805. Sabre is never having to say you’re sorry
  1806. Sabre is romance
  1807. Sabre is sensational
  1808. Sabre rattler
  1809. Sabre says it all
  1810. Sabre sucks
  1811. Score!!
  1812. Screw right of way, I got the point!
  1813. Seven days without fencing makes one weak
  1814. Sex is great, but fencing is better
  1815. Sex is the most fun you can have without fencing
  1816. Sex, drugs epee
  1817. Sex, drugs, fencing
  1818. Sex, drugs, foil
  1819. Sex, drugs, saber
  1820. Show me your fleche and I’ll show you my thrust
  1821. Shut up and fence
  1822. Shut up and let me fence
  1823. Simultaneous…not
  1824. Speak softly and carry a big sword
  1825. Stick it to ’em
  1826. Strip poker
  1827. Sword woman
  1828. Take the plunge, do a lunge
  1829. Take your epee and stick it anywhere
  1830. Talk to the blade ’cause the guard ain’t listening
  1831. That which does not kill us does not get a second chance
  1832. That’s inconceivable
  1833. That’s right!  Here’s where the talkin’ ends!
  1834. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true
  1835. The couple that fences together stays together
  1836. The essence of fencing is to give, but by no means to
    receive  – Moliere
  1837. The life of a fencing addict is hell, but somebody’s gotta
    do it
  1838. The lights lie
  1839. The older I get, the better I was
  1840. The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle
  1841. The pen is mightier than the sword, if the pen is sword is
    very short and the pen is very long
  1842. The point is to win
  1843. The thinner the blade of the sword, the more swiftly it
    cuts through
  1844. The way to a man’s heart is through his sternum
  1845. The way to a woman’s heart is through her rib cage
  1846. There are shortcuts to happiness and fencing is one of them
  1847. There are two types of fencers – those who score, and those
    who wish they could
  1848. There is magic to sword play, forget the footwork, forget
    the blade, the battle is won in the mind
  1849. There is no jesting with edged tools
  1850. There’s almost no point in fencing sabre
  1851. There is no crying in fencing
  1852. There’s no such thing as a free lunge
  1853. This is my broomstick…groovy!
  1854. Those who can’t fence coach
  1855. Those who can’t fence teach
  1856. Thrust right and see the light
  1857. Time spent fencing is added to one’s life span
  1858. Time spent fencing is not deducted from one’s life span
  1859. Timing is everything
  1860. To beat or not to beat
  1861. To beat or not to beat – what is the question?
  1862. To fence is to live, to live is to fence
  1863. To fence or not to fence, what a stupid question!
  1864. To fence or not to fence, what is the question?
  1865. To live is to fence, to fence is to live
  1866. To the victor go the foils
  1867. Touch my body and you die
  1868. Touché
  1869. Toupee (cartoon of one fencer taking off other’s toupee)
  1870. Trainers can help you wrap it up
  1871. Trust me, I’m a coach
  1872. USFA
  1873. Veteran fencers  rock the oldest sport
  1874. Veteran fencers are antique little boys
  1875. Veteran fencers are antique little girls
  1876. Violent femme
  1877. Was there life before epee?  Saber?
    Foil?  Fencing?
  1878. We get better as we get older
  1879. We pay, the kids play
  1880. We’ve been through the mill but we’re not over the hill
  1881. What a bout last night
  1882. What am I doing in this strip joint
  1883. What do you call someone who win’s all day long
    15-14?  Champion!!
  1884. What’s your point?
  1885. When all else fails, go hard, go fast, scream loud
  1886. When in doubt stick it out
  1887. Who is that masked man?
  1888. Who was that masked man?
  1889. Whoever said may the best man win never lost to a girl
  1890. Winner!
  1891. Winners don’t whine
  1892. Without fencing life would be a mistake
  1893. Women aren’t cheerleaders, they’re warriors
  1894. Work is for people who don’t fence
  1895. Work is what you do to pay for fencing
  1896. Work is what you do when you aren’t fencing
  1897. Working is just a hobby, this is my real job
  1898. World’s best fencing coach
  1899. World’s best fencing dad
  1900. World’s best fencing mom
  1901. Wounds will heal, blood will fade, pride is forever
  1902. Yes we can – fence!
  1903. Yes, I’m a girl
  1904. You call that a nose?
  1905. You can live without fencing, but not as well
  1906. You can’t touch me, I’m engaged
  1907. You fence, I’ll coach
  1908. You, me, strip, now!
  1909. You’ll have to beat me to win
  1910. You’re not that bad, I’m just that awesome!
  1911. Your point is?
  1912. “Z”
  1913. A bad day at fencing beats a good day at the office
  1914. A bad day at fencing beats a good day in class
  1915. A day without fencing is like…Monday
  1916. A touch in time is a point
  1917. A woman’s place is on the strip
  1918. Advance at your own risk
  1919. After the parry – riposte!
  1920. Age & treachery will always overcome youth and
    talent
  1921. Age before beauty
  1922. And your point is?
  1923. Anything I slice off I get to keep!
  1924. Are we having fun yet?
  1925. Are you the six-fingered man?
  1926. Armorers are reel people
  1927. Armorers are reely wired
  1928. As you wish
  1929. Athletes don’t die, they just smell like it
  1930. Babe with a blade
  1931. Bad footwork makes mad coaches
  1932. Be a big fish in a little pool
  1933. Beat it!
  1934. Beat me, bind me, but don’t touch me
  1935. Because I’m the ref and I said so
  1936. Better a has been than a never was
  1937. Beware of girl with sword
  1938. Big blade fencing where size matters
  1939. Born to fence
  1940. Born to fence, doomed to work
  1941. Born to fence, forced to work
  1942. Boxing glove on back hand of fencer – (cartoon)
  1943. Buzz off
  1944. C’est la vie, c’est escrime
  1945. C’mon try to hit me
  1946. Caught in a bind
  1947. Chick flick
  1948. Choose your weapon
  1949. Corps a corps – the sins of the fleche
  1950. Crime doesn’t epee
  1951. Curses – foiled again
  1952. Death before dishonor
  1953. Designated hitter
  1954. DFL and proud of it
  1955. Did you get my point?
  1956. Did you kill my father?
  1957. Direct elimination – 2 men enter, 1 man leaves
  1958. Direct elimination – 2 women enter, 1 woman leaves
  1959. Do obscure movements
  1960. Do you fence as dumb as you look?
  1961. Do you foil around?
  1962. Don’t be a whiner be a winner
  1963. Don’t fence me in
  1964. Don’t foil around with me
  1965. Don’t get piste off
  1966. Don’t get stuck
  1967. Don’t look at the lights!
  1968. Don’t mess with fencers
  1969. Don’t retreat into your shell
  1970. Don’t walk into the pointy end
  1971. Dueling is delightful
  1972. Eat, sleep, breathe, fence
  1973. En garde ( 2 different ones)
  1974. Epee ever after
  1975. Epee fencers are better lovers
  1976. Epee fencers have stiffer blades
  1977. Epee fencers touch all over
  1978. Epee is a science
  1979. Epee is everything
  1980. Epee sucks
  1981. Epeeists have issues
  1982. Even if you’re not fencing right now, you’re still a fencer
  1983. Everyone looks up to epee fencers
  1984. Experience points the way
  1985. Fabulous fencing parent
  1986. Feint is not passing out
  1987. Fence Florida
  1988. Fence now, sleep later
  1989. Fence or become one
  1990. Fence tough!
  1991. Fence well if you can, otherwise just fence
  1992. Fence-a-holic
  1993. Fencers are better lovers
  1994. Fencers are grounded
  1995. Fencers are on target
  1996. Fencers are reel people
  1997. Fencers are reely wired
  1998. Fencers are sharp
  1999. Fencers are sharper
  2000. Fencers are the reel deal
  2001. Fencers do it in pools
  2002. Fencers do it in the fleche
  2003. Fencers do it in time
  2004. Fencers don’t die, they just smell like it
  2005. Fencers eat their dead
  2006. Fencers get the point
  2007. Fencers get the point across
  2008. Fencers have a good time
  2009. Fencers have deeper thrusts
  2010. Fencers have duel personalities
  2011. Fencers have the touch
  2012. Fencers hit the spot
  2013. Fencers make better lovers
  2014. Fences well with others
  2015. Fencing – because it’s fun to stab friends
  2016. Fencing – invented by men, perfected by women
  2017. Fencing – make it a point
  2018. Fencing – sweat, touch, score!
  2019. Fencing – the first line of defence
  2020. Fencing – two straps away from a straight jacket
  2021. Fencing – when you absolutely, positively must stab someone
  2022. Fencing dad
  2023. Fencing dad says don’t look at the lights!
  2024. Fencing family
  2025. Fencing fool
  2026. Fencing forever, work whenever
  2027. Fencing grandma
  2028. Fencing grandpa
  2029. Fencing hits the spot
  2030. Fencing husband
  2031. Fencing is a game for sharp wits
  2032. Fencing is a lifetime sport
  2033. Fencing is a strip tease
  2034. Fencing is all about halting and scoring
  2035. Fencing is awesome
  2036. Fencing is close to my heart
  2037. Fencing is combat
  2038. Fencing is disengaging
  2039. Fencing is engaging
  2040. Fencing is escrime
  2041. Fencing is for lovers
  2042. Fencing is formidable
  2043. Fencing is hell, but winning is heaven
  2044. Fencing is life – all the rest is detail
  2045. Fencing is my life
  2046. Fencing is not a matter of life or death – it’s more
    important than that *
  2047. Fencing is not just a sport – it’s a way of life
  2048. Fencing is not just a sport – it’s an obsession
  2049. Fencing is sweet
  2050. Fencing is the most fun you can have with your clothes on
  2051. Fencing is the reel deal
  2052. Fencing is therapy
  2053. Fencing is touching
  2054. Fencing isn’t a sport, it’s a religion
  2055. Fencing keeps the dogs out
  2056. Fencing keeps you on your toes
  2057. Fencing kicks ass
  2058. Fencing lights up my life
  2059. Fencing lines
  2060. Fencing keeps you on your toes
  2061. Fencing kicks ass
  2062. Fencing kicks butt
  2063. Fencing mom
  2064. Fencing princess
  2065. Fencing rocks
  2066. Fencing sharpens your wits
  2067. Fencing tip – angry fencers don’t win
  2068. Fencing wench
  2069. Fencing widow
  2070. Fencing widower
  2071. Fencing wife
  2072. Fer is fair
  2073. Fleche it out
  2074. Flick this
  2075. Flunge!
  2076. Foil – aim for the heart, epee – aim for the hand, sabre –
    off with their heads!
  2077. Foil fencers are better lovers
  2078. Foil fencers do it with finesse
  2079. Foil fencers get right to the point
  2080. Foil is an art, epee is a science, sabre is romance
  2081. Foil is art, epee is theatre, sabre is the truth
  2082. Foil is conversation, epee is civilized, sabre is an
    argument
  2083. Foil is for wrapping turkey
  2084. Foil is foreplay, saber is premature ejaculation, epee is
    making love
  2085. Foil is like liver – yukky but good for you
  2086. Foil is not for wrapping turkey
  2087. Foil is poker, epee is physical chess, sabre is rock,
    paper, scissors
  2088. Foil sucks
  2089. Foilists talk about footwork, epeeists talk about blade
    work, saberists talk about themselves
  2090. Foils rush in where angels fail to tread
  2091. Footwork, footwork, footwork, I’m tired of footwork
  2092. Four score and only one point to go
  2093. Friends don’t let friends fence epee
  2094. Friends don’t let friends fence foil
  2095. Friends don’t let friends fence sabre
  2096. From a distance
  2097. Future fencer
  2098. Gasparilla
  2099. Genuine original fencing genius
  2100. Get a buzz on
  2101. Get a grip
  2102. Get a grip on it
  2103. Get in touch
  2104. Get points for fencing
  2105. Get the point
  2106. Get to know your opponents, you never know when they’re
    going to learn something new
  2107. Girls can’t what?
  2108. Good bout good fencer, bad bout, bad coach
  2109. Good fencers make good neighbors
  2110. Got epee?
  2111. Got foil?
  2112. Got saber?
  2113. Got tempo?
  2114. Has been is better than never was
  2115. Have you hugged your coach today?
  2116. Have you hugged your maitre today?
  2117. He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the
    world was mad
  2118. Heaven is just one light
  2119. Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword
  2120. Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya – you killed my father,
    prepare to die
  2121. Hit and don’t be hit
  2122. Hit hard, fast, often and don’t be hit
  2123. Hit the shiny stuff
  2124. Hit with the pointy end
  2125. Hits happen
  2126. Hooray for epee
  2127. How’s my fencing?  Call 1-800 TOUCH
  2128. I (heart) fencing
  2129. I am the cleaner
  2130. I am the coach – to save time, assume I know everything
  2131. I am, therefore I fence
  2132. I can beat you with one hand behind my back
  2133. I can read your attacks like a book – and yours says “see
    Dick lunge!”
  2134. I can’t fence, but I win
  2135. I challenge you to a duel
  2136. I coach therefore I am
  2137. I control with my point
  2138. I didn’t come here to lose
  2139. I don’t fence, I coach
  2140. I don’t pump iron, I push steel
  2141. I enjoy the pleasures of the fleche
  2142. I feel feint
  2143. I fence like a girl
  2144. I fence, therefore I am
  2145. I fenced!
  2146. I had him 4-2 and then – zap -I was dead (ghost at
    graveyard)
  2147. I have a problem, my work is starting to interfere with my
    fencing
  2148. I have places to go, people to stab
  2149. I have too much self respect to fence epee
  2150. I have too much self respect to fence foil
  2151. I have too much self respect to fence saber
  2152. I know something you don’t know
  2153. I love a fencer
  2154. I make pointed remarks
  2155. I may be old but I’m good
  2156. I pay for my kid to play
  2157. I pay he plays
  2158. I pay the coach
  2159. I pay, she plays
  2160. I plee with epee
  2161. I pump iron and push steel
  2162. I scream you scream, we all scream for escrime
  2163. I see the light
  2164. I thought his weapon had a tip (Frankenstein)
  2165. I touched an electric weapon (cat)
  2166. I’d rather be fencing
  2167. I’ll fence for chocolate
  2168. I’ll fence for cookies
  2169. I’ll fence for food
  2170. I’ll fence for sex
  2171. I’ll rattle your sabre
  2172. I’m a mischievous sabre child
  2173. I’m advanced in age
  2174. I’m in my prime
  2175. I’m never fencing him again (mummy)
  2176. I’m stuck!
  2177. I’m the fencer your coach warned you about
  2178. I’m the fencer your mother warned you about
  2179. I’ve got the build for an epee fencer (skeleton)
  2180. If at first you don’t succeed – redouble
  2181. If fencing was easy, everyone would do it
  2182. If I could offer you only one tip for improving your life –
    fencing would be it
  2183. If the enemy is in range, so are you
  2184. If you fenced as well  as you whine, you’d be a
    winner
  2185. If you give a fencer a cookie…
  2186. Instant fencing parent – just add coffee
  2187. Instant fencing parent – just add tea
  2188. Is that an epee in your pants or are you just happy to see
    me?
  2189. Is this how Errol Flynn got started?
  2190. It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s whether I win or lose
  2191. It’s only a fleche wound
  2192. Join the party, learn to parry
  2193. Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you can’t score
  2194. Keep in touch
  2195. Keep moving your feet
  2196. Keep your distance
  2197. King of swords
  2198. Klaatu barada nikto
  2199. Laxatives give a good direct elimination
  2200. Lefty fencer – look out!
  2201. Lefty fencer and proud of it!
  2202. Let your opponent be the one who goofs
  2203. Let’s do lunge
  2204. Let’s fence – the financial crisis can wait
  2205. Let’s hook up!
  2206. Life is a game, but fencing is serious
  2207. Life is fencing, now go and learn it
  2208. Life is more than just fencing
  2209. Life is short –  fence hard
  2210. Life is short – fence often
  2211. Life is simple – eat, sleep, fence
  2212. Like good wine, fencers improve with age
  2213. Live dangerously – hug a fencer!
  2214. Look sharp, feel sharp, be sharp – fence!
  2215. Make it a point to fence
  2216. Make my day, fence epee
  2217. Make points for fencing
  2218. Make your point
  2219. Masks, not just for Halloween
  2220. MILF – mother, I’d like to fence
  2221. Motto for dummies – don’t just do something, stand there
  2222. My blood, my sweat, your tears
  2223. My brother fences
  2224. My coach can kick your coach’s ass
  2225. My coach can kick your coach’s touchee
  2226. My daddy fences
  2227. My daughter is a fencer
  2228. My daughter’s a winner
  2229. My family fences
  2230. My fencing fu is strong today
  2231. My fencing kid can beat your fencing kid (girl, boy)
  2232. My girlfriend likes to play with sharp, pointy objects –
    envious?
  2233. My grandma fences
  2234. My grandpa fences
  2235. My inner child wants to fence
  2236. My kid can beat your kid (girl, boy)
  2237. My kid can stab your honor kid
  2238. My kid, my money  (girl, boy)
  2239. My knight in shining armor fences saber
  2240. My master can kick your master’s ass
  2241. My mommy fences
  2242. My sister is a fencer
  2243. My son is a fencer
  2244. My son’s a winner
  2245. My uncle fences
  2246. Never touch me there again
  2247. Next time I shall wear my old clothes
  2248. No offence
  2249. No one argues with a sharp point
  2250. No one is really sure of the exact date fencing started
  2251. No, I said fence, not fence (cat on fence)
  2252. Nothing hurts when you fence
  2253. Old fencers never die, they just lose their right of way
  2254. Old fencers never die, they just lose their touch
  2255. One touch at a time
  2256. Only your defeat will ease my pain
  2257. Or maybe…the pellet with the poison is in the flagon with
    the dragon
  2258. Out to lunge
  2259. Ow!  My eye!
  2260. Pain is temporary, but pride is forever
  2261. Peace, love, out, piste, glove, bout
  2262. Piste de resistance
  2263. Plays well with swords
  2264. Please take my blade and hit me as hard as you can
  2265. Prepare to die
  2266. Proudly and loudly
  2267. Puss ‘n boots (picture)
  2268. Queen of swords
  2269. Reach out and touch someone
  2270. Ready pret go
  2271. Real men fence
  2272. Real men fence epee
  2273. Real men fence foil
  2274. Real men fence sabre
  2275. Real women fence
  2276. Real women fence epee
  2277. Real women fence foil
  2278. Real women fence sabre
  2279. Sabre Demon
  2280. Sabre fencers are better lovers
  2281. Sabre fencers set the tempo
  2282. Sabre grrrl!
  2283. Sabre is never having to say you’re sorry
  2284. Sabre is romance
  2285. Sabre is sensational
  2286. Sabre rattler
  2287. Sabre says it all
  2288. Sabre sucks
  2289. Score!!
  2290. Screw right of way, I got the point!
  2291. Seven days without fencing makes one weak
  2292. Sex is great, but fencing is better
  2293. Sex is the most fun you can have without fencing
  2294. Sex, drugs epee
  2295. Sex, drugs, fencing
  2296. Sex, drugs, foil
  2297. Sex, drugs, saber
  2298. Show me your fleche and I’ll show you my thrust
  2299. Shut up and fence
  2300. Shut up and let me fence
  2301. Simultaneous…not
  2302. Speak softly and carry a big sword
  2303. Stick it to ’em
  2304. Strip poker
  2305. Sword woman
  2306. Take the plunge, do a lunge
  2307. Take your epee and stick it anywhere
  2308. Talk to the blade ’cause the guard ain’t listening
  2309. That which does not kill us does not get a second chance
  2310. That’s inconceivable
  2311. That’s right!  Here’s where the talkin’ ends!
  2312. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true
  2313. The couple that fences together stays together
  2314. The essence of fencing is to give, but by no means to
    receive  – Moliere
  2315. The life of a fencing addict is hell, but somebody’s gotta
    do it
  2316. The lights lie
  2317. The older I get, the better I was
  2318. The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle
  2319. The pen is mightier than the sword, if the pen is sword is
    very short and the pen is very long
  2320. The point is to win
  2321. The thinner the blade of the sword, the more swiftly it
    cuts through
  2322. The way to a man’s heart is through his sternum
  2323. The way to a woman’s heart is through her rib cage
  2324. There are shortcuts to happiness and fencing is one of them
  2325. There are two types of fencers – those who score, and those
    who wish they could
  2326. There is magic to sword play, forget the footwork, forget
    the blade, the battle is won in the mind
  2327. There is no jesting with edged tools
  2328. There’s almost no point in fencing sabre
  2329. There is no crying in fencing
  2330. There’s no such thing as a free lunge
  2331. This is my broomstick…groovy!
  2332. Those who can’t fence coach
  2333. Those who can’t fence teach
  2334. Thrust right and see the light
  2335. Time spent fencing is added to one’s life span
  2336. Time spent fencing is not deducted from one’s life span
  2337. Timing is everything
  2338. To beat or not to beat
  2339. To beat or not to beat – what is the question?
  2340. To fence is to live, to live is to fence
  2341. To fence or not to fence, what a stupid question!
  2342. To fence or not to fence, what is the question?
  2343. To live is to fence, to fence is to live
  2344. To the victor go the foils
  2345. Touch my body and you die
  2346. Touché
  2347. Toupee (cartoon of one fencer taking off other’s toupee)
  2348. Trainers can help you wrap it up
  2349. Trust me, I’m a coach
  2350. USFA
  2351. Veteran fencers  rock the oldest sport
  2352. Veteran fencers are antique little boys
  2353. Veteran fencers are antique little girls
  2354. Violent femme
  2355. Was there life before epee?  Saber?
    Foil?  Fencing?
  2356. We get better as we get older
  2357. We pay, the kids play
  2358. We’ve been through the mill but we’re not over the hill
  2359. What a bout last night
  2360. What am I doing in this strip joint
  2361. What do you call someone who win’s all day long
    15-14?  Champion!!
  2362. What’s your point?
  2363. When all else fails, go hard, go fast, scream loud
  2364. When in doubt stick it out
  2365. Who is that masked man?
  2366. Who was that masked man?
  2367. Whoever said may the best man win never lost to a girl
  2368. Winner!
  2369. Winners don’t whine
  2370. Without fencing life would be a mistake
  2371. Women aren’t cheerleaders, they’re warriors
  2372. Work is for people who don’t fence
  2373. Work is what you do to pay for fencing
  2374. Work is what you do when you aren’t fencing
  2375. Working is just a hobby, this is my real job
  2376. World’s best fencing coach
  2377. World’s best fencing dad
  2378. World’s best fencing mom
  2379. Wounds will heal, blood will fade, pride is forever
  2380. Yes we can – fence!
  2381. Yes, I’m a girl
  2382. You call that a nose?
  2383. You can live without fencing, but not as well
  2384. You can’t touch me, I’m engaged
  2385. You fence, I’ll coach
  2386. You, me, strip, now!
  2387. You’ll have to beat me to win
  2388. You’re not that bad, I’m just that awesome!
  2389. Your point is?
  2390. “Z”
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