FENCING
- A bad day at fencing beats a good day at the office
- A bad day at fencing beats a good day in class
- A day without fencing is like…Monday
- A touch in time is a point
- A woman’s place is on the strip
- Advance at your own risk
- After the parry – riposte!
- Age & treachery will always overcome youth and
talent
- Age before beauty
- And your point is?
- Anything I slice off I get to keep!
- Are we having fun yet?
- Are you the six-fingered man?
- Armorers are reel people
- Armorers are reely wired
- As you wish
- Athletes don’t die, they just smell like it
- Babe with a blade
- Bad footwork makes mad coaches
- Be a big fish in a little pool
- Beat it!
- Beat me, bind me, but don’t touch me
- Because I’m the ref and I said so
- Better a has been than a never was
- Beware of girl with sword
- Big blade fencing where size matters
- Born to fence
- Born to fence, doomed to work
- Born to fence, forced to work
- Boxing glove on back hand of fencer – (cartoon)
- Buzz off
- C’est la vie, c’est escrime
- C’mon try to hit me
- Caught in a bind
- Chick flick
- Choose your weapon
- Corps a corps – the sins of the fleche
- Crime doesn’t epee
- Curses – foiled again
- Death before dishonor
- Designated hitter
- DFL and proud of it
- Did you get my point?
- Did you kill my father?
- Direct elimination – 2 men enter, 1 man leaves
- Direct elimination – 2 women enter, 1 woman leaves
- Do obscure movements
- Do you fence as dumb as you look?
- Do you foil around?
- Don’t be a whiner be a winner
- Don’t fence me in
- Don’t foil around with me
- Don’t get piste off
- Don’t get stuck
- Don’t look at the lights!
- Don’t mess with fencers
- Don’t retreat into your shell
- Don’t walk into the pointy end
- Dueling is delightful
- Eat, sleep, breathe, fence
- En garde ( 2 different ones)
- Epee ever after
- Epee fencers are better lovers
- Epee fencers have stiffer blades
- Epee fencers touch all over
- Epee is a science
- Epee is everything
- Epee sucks
- Epeeists have issues
- Even if you’re not fencing right now, you’re still a fencer
- Everyone looks up to epee fencers
- Experience points the way
- Fabulous fencing parent
- Feint is not passing out
- Fence Florida
- Fence now, sleep later
- Fence or become one
- Fence tough!
- Fence well if you can, otherwise just fence
- Fence-a-holic
- Fencers are better lovers
- Fencers are grounded
- Fencers are on target
- Fencers are reel people
- Fencers are reely wired
- Fencers are sharp
- Fencers are sharper
- Fencers are the reel deal
- Fencers do it in pools
- Fencers do it in the fleche
- Fencers do it in time
- Fencers don’t die, they just smell like it
- Fencers eat their dead
- Fencers get the point
- Fencers get the point across
- Fencers have a good time
- Fencers have deeper thrusts
- Fencers have duel personalities
- Fencers have the touch
- Fencers hit the spot
- Fencers make better lovers
- Fences well with others
- Fencing – because it’s fun to stab friends
- Fencing – invented by men, perfected by women
- Fencing – make it a point
- Fencing – sweat, touch, score!
- Fencing – the first line of defence
- Fencing – two straps away from a straight jacket
- Fencing – when you absolutely, positively must stab someone
- Fencing dad
- Fencing dad says don’t look at the lights!
- Fencing family
- Fencing fool
- Fencing forever, work whenever
- Fencing grandma
- Fencing grandpa
- Fencing hits the spot
- Fencing husband
- Fencing is a game for sharp wits
- Fencing is a lifetime sport
- Fencing is a strip tease
- Fencing is all about halting and scoring
- Fencing is awesome
- Fencing is close to my heart
- Fencing is combat
- Fencing is disengaging
- Fencing is engaging
- Fencing is escrime
- Fencing is for lovers
- Fencing is formidable
- Fencing is hell, but winning is heaven
- Fencing is life – all the rest is detail
- Fencing is my life
- Fencing is not a matter of life or death – it’s more
important than that *
- Fencing is not just a sport – it’s a way of life
- Fencing is not just a sport – it’s an obsession
- Fencing is sweet
- Fencing is the most fun you can have with your clothes on
- Fencing is the reel deal
- Fencing is therapy
- Fencing is touching
- Fencing isn’t a sport, it’s a religion
- Fencing keeps the dogs out
- Fencing keeps you on your toes
- Fencing kicks ass
- Fencing lights up my life
- Fencing lines
- Fencing keeps you on your toes
- Fencing kicks ass
- Fencing kicks butt
- Fencing mom
- Fencing princess
- Fencing rocks
- Fencing sharpens your wits
- Fencing tip – angry fencers don’t win
- Fencing wench
- Fencing widow
- Fencing widower
- Fencing wife
- Fer is fair
- Fleche it out
- Flick this
- Flunge!
- Foil – aim for the heart, epee – aim for the hand, sabre –
off with their heads!
- Foil fencers are better lovers
- Foil fencers do it with finesse
- Foil fencers get right to the point
- Foil is an art, epee is a science, sabre is romance
- Foil is art, epee is theatre, sabre is the truth
- Foil is conversation, epee is civilized, sabre is an
argument
- Foil is for wrapping turkey
- Foil is foreplay, saber is premature ejaculation, epee is
making love
- Foil is like liver – yukky but good for you
- Foil is not for wrapping turkey
- Foil is poker, epee is physical chess, sabre is rock,
paper, scissors
- Foil sucks
- Foilists talk about footwork, epeeists talk about blade
work, saberists talk about themselves
- Foils rush in where angels fail to tread
- Footwork, footwork, footwork, I’m tired of footwork
- Four score and only one point to go
- Friends don’t let friends fence epee
- Friends don’t let friends fence foil
- Friends don’t let friends fence sabre
- From a distance
- Future fencer
- Gasparilla
- Genuine original fencing genius
- Get a buzz on
- Get a grip
- Get a grip on it
- Get in touch
- Get points for fencing
- Get the point
- Get to know your opponents, you never know when they’re
going to learn something new
- Girls can’t what?
- Good bout good fencer, bad bout, bad coach
- Good fencers make good neighbors
- Got epee?
- Got foil?
- Got saber?
- Got tempo?
- Has been is better than never was
- Have you hugged your coach today?
- Have you hugged your maitre today?
- He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the
world was mad
- Heaven is just one light
- Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword
- Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya – you killed my father,
prepare to die
- Hit and don’t be hit
- Hit hard, fast, often and don’t be hit
- Hit the shiny stuff
- Hit with the pointy end
- Hits happen
- Hooray for epee
- How’s my fencing? Call 1-800 TOUCH
- I (heart) fencing
- I am the cleaner
- I am the coach – to save time, assume I know everything
- I am, therefore I fence
- I can beat you with one hand behind my back
- I can read your attacks like a book – and yours says “see
Dick lunge!”
- I can’t fence, but I win
- I challenge you to a duel
- I coach therefore I am
- I control with my point
- I didn’t come here to lose
- I don’t fence, I coach
- I don’t pump iron, I push steel
- I enjoy the pleasures of the fleche
- I feel feint
- I fence like a girl
- I fence, therefore I am
- I fenced!
- I had him 4-2 and then – zap -I was dead (ghost at
graveyard)
- I have a problem, my work is starting to interfere with my
fencing
- I have places to go, people to stab
- I have too much self respect to fence epee
- I have too much self respect to fence foil
- I have too much self respect to fence saber
- I know something you don’t know
- I love a fencer
- I make pointed remarks
- I may be old but I’m good
- I pay for my kid to play
- I pay he plays
- I pay the coach
- I pay, she plays
- I plee with epee
- I pump iron and push steel
- I scream you scream, we all scream for escrime
- I see the light
- I thought his weapon had a tip (Frankenstein)
- I touched an electric weapon (cat)
- I’d rather be fencing
- I’ll fence for chocolate
- I’ll fence for cookies
- I’ll fence for food
- I’ll fence for sex
- I’ll rattle your sabre
- I’m a mischievous sabre child
- I’m advanced in age
- I’m in my prime
- I’m never fencing him again (mummy)
- I’m stuck!
- I’m the fencer your coach warned you about
- I’m the fencer your mother warned you about
- I’ve got the build for an epee fencer (skeleton)
- If at first you don’t succeed – redouble
- If fencing was easy, everyone would do it
- If I could offer you only one tip for improving your life –
fencing would be it
- If the enemy is in range, so are you
- If you fenced as well as you whine, you’d be a
winner
- If you give a fencer a cookie…
- Instant fencing parent – just add coffee
- Instant fencing parent – just add tea
- Is that an epee in your pants or are you just happy to see
me?
- Is this how Errol Flynn got started?
- It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s whether I win or lose
- It’s only a fleche wound
- Join the party, learn to parry
- Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you can’t score
- Keep in touch
- Keep moving your feet
- Keep your distance
- King of swords
- Klaatu barada nikto
- Laxatives give a good direct elimination
- Lefty fencer – look out!
- Lefty fencer and proud of it!
- Let your opponent be the one who goofs
- Let’s do lunge
- Let’s fence – the financial crisis can wait
- Let’s hook up!
- Life is a game, but fencing is serious
- Life is fencing, now go and learn it
- Life is more than just fencing
- Life is short – fence hard
- Life is short – fence often
- Life is simple – eat, sleep, fence
- Like good wine, fencers improve with age
- Live dangerously – hug a fencer!
- Look sharp, feel sharp, be sharp – fence!
- Make it a point to fence
- Make my day, fence epee
- Make points for fencing
- Make your point
- Masks, not just for Halloween
- MILF – mother, I’d like to fence
- Motto for dummies – don’t just do something, stand there
- My blood, my sweat, your tears
- My brother fences
- My coach can kick your coach’s ass
- My coach can kick your coach’s touchee
- My daddy fences
- My daughter is a fencer
- My daughter’s a winner
- My family fences
- My fencing fu is strong today
- My fencing kid can beat your fencing kid (girl, boy)
- My girlfriend likes to play with sharp, pointy objects –
envious?
- My grandma fences
- My grandpa fences
- My inner child wants to fence
- My kid can beat your kid (girl, boy)
- My kid can stab your honor kid
- My kid, my money (girl, boy)
- My knight in shining armor fences saber
- My master can kick your master’s ass
- My mommy fences
- My sister is a fencer
- My son is a fencer
- My son’s a winner
- My uncle fences
- Never touch me there again
- Next time I shall wear my old clothes
- No offence
- No one argues with a sharp point
- No one is really sure of the exact date fencing started
- No, I said fence, not fence (cat on fence)
- Nothing hurts when you fence
- Old fencers never die, they just lose their right of way
- Old fencers never die, they just lose their touch
- One touch at a time
- Only your defeat will ease my pain
- Or maybe…the pellet with the poison is in the flagon with
the dragon
- Out to lunge
- Ow! My eye!
- Pain is temporary, but pride is forever
- Peace, love, out, piste, glove, bout
- Piste de resistance
- Plays well with swords
- Please take my blade and hit me as hard as you can
- Prepare to die
- Proudly and loudly
- Puss ‘n boots (picture)
- Queen of swords
- Reach out and touch someone
- Ready pret go
- Real men fence
- Real men fence epee
- Real men fence foil
- Real men fence sabre
- Real women fence
- Real women fence epee
- Real women fence foil
- Real women fence sabre
- Sabre Demon
- Sabre fencers are better lovers
- Sabre fencers set the tempo
- Sabre grrrl!
- Sabre is never having to say you’re sorry
- Sabre is romance
- Sabre is sensational
- Sabre rattler
- Sabre says it all
- Sabre sucks
- Score!!
- Screw right of way, I got the point!
- Seven days without fencing makes one weak
- Sex is great, but fencing is better
- Sex is the most fun you can have without fencing
- Sex, drugs epee
- Sex, drugs, fencing
- Sex, drugs, foil
- Sex, drugs, saber
- Show me your fleche and I’ll show you my thrust
- Shut up and fence
- Shut up and let me fence
- Simultaneous…not
- Speak softly and carry a big sword
- Stick it to ’em
- Strip poker
- Sword woman
- Take the plunge, do a lunge
- Take your epee and stick it anywhere
- Talk to the blade ’cause the guard ain’t listening
- That which does not kill us does not get a second chance
- That’s inconceivable
- That’s right! Here’s where the talkin’ ends!
- The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true
- The couple that fences together stays together
- The essence of fencing is to give, but by no means to
receive – Moliere
- The life of a fencing addict is hell, but somebody’s gotta
do it
- The lights lie
- The older I get, the better I was
- The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle
- The pen is mightier than the sword, if the pen is sword is
very short and the pen is very long
- The point is to win
- The thinner the blade of the sword, the more swiftly it
cuts through
- The way to a man’s heart is through his sternum
- The way to a woman’s heart is through her rib cage
- There are shortcuts to happiness and fencing is one of them
- There are two types of fencers – those who score, and those
who wish they could
- There is magic to sword play, forget the footwork, forget
the blade, the battle is won in the mind
- There is no jesting with edged tools
- There’s almost no point in fencing sabre
- There is no crying in fencing
- There’s no such thing as a free lunge
- This is my broomstick…groovy!
- Those who can’t fence coach
- Those who can’t fence teach
- Thrust right and see the light
- Time spent fencing is added to one’s life span
- Time spent fencing is not deducted from one’s life span
- Timing is everything
- To beat or not to beat
- To beat or not to beat – what is the question?
- To fence is to live, to live is to fence
- To fence or not to fence, what a stupid question!
- To fence or not to fence, what is the question?
- To live is to fence, to fence is to live
- To the victor go the foils
- Touch my body and you die
- Touché
- Toupee (cartoon of one fencer taking off other’s toupee)
- Trainers can help you wrap it up
- Trust me, I’m a coach
- USFA
- Veteran fencers rock the oldest sport
- Veteran fencers are antique little boys
- Veteran fencers are antique little girls
- Violent femme
- Was there life before epee? Saber?
Foil? Fencing?
- We get better as we get older
- We pay, the kids play
- We’ve been through the mill but we’re not over the hill
- What a bout last night
- What am I doing in this strip joint
- What do you call someone who win’s all day long
15-14? Champion!!
- What’s your point?
- When all else fails, go hard, go fast, scream loud
- When in doubt stick it out
- Who is that masked man?
- Who was that masked man?
- Whoever said may the best man win never lost to a girl
- Winner!
- Winners don’t whine
- Without fencing life would be a mistake
- Women aren’t cheerleaders, they’re warriors
- Work is for people who don’t fence
- Work is what you do to pay for fencing
- Work is what you do when you aren’t fencing
- Working is just a hobby, this is my real job
- World’s best fencing coach
- World’s best fencing dad
- World’s best fencing mom
- Wounds will heal, blood will fade, pride is forever
- Yes we can – fence!
- Yes, I’m a girl
- You call that a nose?
- You can live without fencing, but not as well
- You can’t touch me, I’m engaged
- You fence, I’ll coach
- You, me, strip, now!
- You’ll have to beat me to win
- You’re not that bad, I’m just that awesome!
- Your point is?
- “Z”
- A bad day at fencing beats a good day at the office
- A bad day at fencing beats a good day in class
- A day without fencing is like…Monday
- A touch in time is a point
- A woman’s place is on the strip
- Advance at your own risk
- After the parry – riposte!
- Age & treachery will always overcome youth and
talent
- Age before beauty
- And your point is?
- Anything I slice off I get to keep!
- Are we having fun yet?
- Are you the six-fingered man?
- Armorers are reel people
- Armorers are reely wired
- As you wish
- Athletes don’t die, they just smell like it
- Babe with a blade
- Bad footwork makes mad coaches
- Be a big fish in a little pool
- Beat it!
- Beat me, bind me, but don’t touch me
- Because I’m the ref and I said so
- Better a has been than a never was
- Beware of girl with sword
- Big blade fencing where size matters
- Born to fence
- Born to fence, doomed to work
- Born to fence, forced to work
- Boxing glove on back hand of fencer – (cartoon)
- Buzz off
- C’est la vie, c’est escrime
- C’mon try to hit me
- Caught in a bind
- Chick flick
- Choose your weapon
- Corps a corps – the sins of the fleche
- Crime doesn’t epee
- Curses – foiled again
- Death before dishonor
- Designated hitter
- DFL and proud of it
- Did you get my point?
- Did you kill my father?
- Direct elimination – 2 men enter, 1 man leaves
- Direct elimination – 2 women enter, 1 woman leaves
- Do obscure movements
- Do you fence as dumb as you look?
- Do you foil around?
- Don’t be a whiner be a winner
- Don’t fence me in
- Don’t foil around with me
- Don’t get piste off
- Don’t get stuck
- Don’t look at the lights!
- Don’t mess with fencers
- Don’t retreat into your shell
- Don’t walk into the pointy end
- Dueling is delightful
- Eat, sleep, breathe, fence
- En garde ( 2 different ones)
- Epee ever after
- Epee fencers are better lovers
- Epee fencers have stiffer blades
- Epee fencers touch all over
- Epee is a science
- Epee is everything
- Epee sucks
- Epeeists have issues
- Even if you’re not fencing right now, you’re still a fencer
- Everyone looks up to epee fencers
- Experience points the way
- Fabulous fencing parent
- Feint is not passing out
- Fence Florida
- Fence now, sleep later
- Fence or become one
- Fence tough!
- Fence well if you can, otherwise just fence
- Fence-a-holic
- Fencers are better lovers
- Fencers are grounded
- Fencers are on target
- Fencers are reel people
- Fencers are reely wired
- Fencers are sharp
- Fencers are sharper
- Fencers are the reel deal
- Fencers do it in pools
- Fencers do it in the fleche
- Fencers do it in time
- Fencers don’t die, they just smell like it
- Fencers eat their dead
- Fencers get the point
- Fencers get the point across
- Fencers have a good time
- Fencers have deeper thrusts
- Fencers have duel personalities
- Fencers have the touch
- Fencers hit the spot
- Fencers make better lovers
- Fences well with others
- Fencing – because it’s fun to stab friends
- Fencing – invented by men, perfected by women
- Fencing – make it a point
- Fencing – sweat, touch, score!
- Fencing – the first line of defence
- Fencing – two straps away from a straight jacket
- Fencing – when you absolutely, positively must stab someone
- Fencing dad
- Fencing dad says don’t look at the lights!
- Fencing family
- Fencing fool
- Fencing forever, work whenever
- Fencing grandma
- Fencing grandpa
- Fencing hits the spot
- Fencing husband
- Fencing is a game for sharp wits
- Fencing is a lifetime sport
- Fencing is a strip tease
- Fencing is all about halting and scoring
- Fencing is awesome
- Fencing is close to my heart
- Fencing is combat
- Fencing is disengaging
- Fencing is engaging
- Fencing is escrime
- Fencing is for lovers
- Fencing is formidable
- Fencing is hell, but winning is heaven
- Fencing is life – all the rest is detail
- Fencing is my life
- Fencing is not a matter of life or death – it’s more
important than that *
- Fencing is not just a sport – it’s a way of life
- Fencing is not just a sport – it’s an obsession
- Fencing is sweet
- Fencing is the most fun you can have with your clothes on
- Fencing is the reel deal
- Fencing is therapy
- Fencing is touching
- Fencing isn’t a sport, it’s a religion
- Fencing keeps the dogs out
- Fencing keeps you on your toes
- Fencing kicks ass
- Fencing lights up my life
- Fencing lines
- Fencing keeps you on your toes
- Fencing kicks ass
- Fencing kicks butt
- Fencing mom
- Fencing princess
- Fencing rocks
- Fencing sharpens your wits
- Fencing tip – angry fencers don’t win
- Fencing wench
- Fencing widow
- Fencing widower
- Fencing wife
- Fer is fair
- Fleche it out
- Flick this
- Flunge!
- Foil – aim for the heart, epee – aim for the hand, sabre –
off with their heads!
- Foil fencers are better lovers
- Foil fencers do it with finesse
- Foil fencers get right to the point
- Foil is an art, epee is a science, sabre is romance
- Foil is art, epee is theatre, sabre is the truth
- Foil is conversation, epee is civilized, sabre is an
argument
- Foil is for wrapping turkey
- Foil is foreplay, saber is premature ejaculation, epee is
making love
- Foil is like liver – yukky but good for you
- Foil is not for wrapping turkey
- Foil is poker, epee is physical chess, sabre is rock,
paper, scissors
- Foil sucks
- Foilists talk about footwork, epeeists talk about blade
work, saberists talk about themselves
- Foils rush in where angels fail to tread
- Footwork, footwork, footwork, I’m tired of footwork
- Four score and only one point to go
- Friends don’t let friends fence epee
- Friends don’t let friends fence foil
- Friends don’t let friends fence sabre
- From a distance
- Future fencer
- Gasparilla
- Genuine original fencing genius
- Get a buzz on
- Get a grip
- Get a grip on it
- Get in touch
- Get points for fencing
- Get the point
- Get to know your opponents, you never know when they’re
going to learn something new
- Girls can’t what?
- Good bout good fencer, bad bout, bad coach
- Good fencers make good neighbors
- Got epee?
- Got foil?
- Got saber?
- Got tempo?
- Has been is better than never was
- Have you hugged your coach today?
- Have you hugged your maitre today?
- He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the
world was mad
- Heaven is just one light
- Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword
- Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya – you killed my father,
prepare to die
- Hit and don’t be hit
- Hit hard, fast, often and don’t be hit
- Hit the shiny stuff
- Hit with the pointy end
- Hits happen
- Hooray for epee
- How’s my fencing? Call 1-800 TOUCH
- I (heart) fencing
- I am the cleaner
- I am the coach – to save time, assume I know everything
- I am, therefore I fence
- I can beat you with one hand behind my back
- I can read your attacks like a book – and yours says “see
Dick lunge!”
- I can’t fence, but I win
- I challenge you to a duel
- I coach therefore I am
- I control with my point
- I didn’t come here to lose
- I don’t fence, I coach
- I don’t pump iron, I push steel
- I enjoy the pleasures of the fleche
- I feel feint
- I fence like a girl
- I fence, therefore I am
- I fenced!
- I had him 4-2 and then – zap -I was dead (ghost at
graveyard)
- I have a problem, my work is starting to interfere with my
fencing
- I have places to go, people to stab
- I have too much self respect to fence epee
- I have too much self respect to fence foil
- I have too much self respect to fence saber
- I know something you don’t know
- I love a fencer
- I make pointed remarks
- I may be old but I’m good
- I pay for my kid to play
- I pay he plays
- I pay the coach
- I pay, she plays
- I plee with epee
- I pump iron and push steel
- I scream you scream, we all scream for escrime
- I see the light
- I thought his weapon had a tip (Frankenstein)
- I touched an electric weapon (cat)
- I’d rather be fencing
- I’ll fence for chocolate
- I’ll fence for cookies
- I’ll fence for food
- I’ll fence for sex
- I’ll rattle your sabre
- I’m a mischievous sabre child
- I’m advanced in age
- I’m in my prime
- I’m never fencing him again (mummy)
- I’m stuck!
- I’m the fencer your coach warned you about
- I’m the fencer your mother warned you about
- I’ve got the build for an epee fencer (skeleton)
- If at first you don’t succeed – redouble
- If fencing was easy, everyone would do it
- If I could offer you only one tip for improving your life –
fencing would be it
- If the enemy is in range, so are you
- If you fenced as well as you whine, you’d be a
winner
- If you give a fencer a cookie…
- Instant fencing parent – just add coffee
- Instant fencing parent – just add tea
- Is that an epee in your pants or are you just happy to see
me?
- Is this how Errol Flynn got started?
- It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s whether I win or lose
- It’s only a fleche wound
- Join the party, learn to parry
- Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you can’t score
- Keep in touch
- Keep moving your feet
- Keep your distance
- King of swords
- Klaatu barada nikto
- Laxatives give a good direct elimination
- Lefty fencer – look out!
- Lefty fencer and proud of it!
- Let your opponent be the one who goofs
- Let’s do lunge
- Let’s fence – the financial crisis can wait
- Let’s hook up!
- Life is a game, but fencing is serious
- Life is fencing, now go and learn it
- Life is more than just fencing
- Life is short – fence hard
- Life is short – fence often
- Life is simple – eat, sleep, fence
- Like good wine, fencers improve with age
- Live dangerously – hug a fencer!
- Look sharp, feel sharp, be sharp – fence!
- Make it a point to fence
- Make my day, fence epee
- Make points for fencing
- Make your point
- Masks, not just for Halloween
- MILF – mother, I’d like to fence
- Motto for dummies – don’t just do something, stand there
- My blood, my sweat, your tears
- My brother fences
- My coach can kick your coach’s ass
- My coach can kick your coach’s touchee
- My daddy fences
- My daughter is a fencer
- My daughter’s a winner
- My family fences
- My fencing fu is strong today
- My fencing kid can beat your fencing kid (girl, boy)
- My girlfriend likes to play with sharp, pointy objects –
envious?
- My grandma fences
- My grandpa fences
- My inner child wants to fence
- My kid can beat your kid (girl, boy)
- My kid can stab your honor kid
- My kid, my money (girl, boy)
- My knight in shining armor fences saber
- My master can kick your master’s ass
- My mommy fences
- My sister is a fencer
- My son is a fencer
- My son’s a winner
- My uncle fences
- Never touch me there again
- Next time I shall wear my old clothes
- No offence
- No one argues with a sharp point
- No one is really sure of the exact date fencing started
- No, I said fence, not fence (cat on fence)
- Nothing hurts when you fence
- Old fencers never die, they just lose their right of way
- Old fencers never die, they just lose their touch
- One touch at a time
- Only your defeat will ease my pain
- Or maybe…the pellet with the poison is in the flagon with
the dragon
- Out to lunge
- Ow! My eye!
- Pain is temporary, but pride is forever
- Peace, love, out, piste, glove, bout
- Piste de resistance
- Plays well with swords
- Please take my blade and hit me as hard as you can
- Prepare to die
- Proudly and loudly
- Puss ‘n boots (picture)
- Queen of swords
- Reach out and touch someone
- Ready pret go
- Real men fence
- Real men fence epee
- Real men fence foil
- Real men fence sabre
- Real women fence
- Real women fence epee
- Real women fence foil
- Real women fence sabre
- Sabre Demon
- Sabre fencers are better lovers
- Sabre fencers set the tempo
- Sabre grrrl!
- Sabre is never having to say you’re sorry
- Sabre is romance
- Sabre is sensational
- Sabre rattler
- Sabre says it all
- Sabre sucks
- Score!!
- Screw right of way, I got the point!
- Seven days without fencing makes one weak
- Sex is great, but fencing is better
- Sex is the most fun you can have without fencing
- Sex, drugs epee
- Sex, drugs, fencing
- Sex, drugs, foil
- Sex, drugs, saber
- Show me your fleche and I’ll show you my thrust
- Shut up and fence
- Shut up and let me fence
- Simultaneous…not
- Speak softly and carry a big sword
- Stick it to ’em
- Strip poker
- Sword woman
- Take the plunge, do a lunge
- Take your epee and stick it anywhere
- Talk to the blade ’cause the guard ain’t listening
- That which does not kill us does not get a second chance
- That’s inconceivable
- That’s right! Here’s where the talkin’ ends!
- The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true
- The couple that fences together stays together
- The essence of fencing is to give, but by no means to
receive – Moliere
- The life of a fencing addict is hell, but somebody’s gotta
do it
- The lights lie
- The older I get, the better I was
- The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle
- The pen is mightier than the sword, if the pen is sword is
very short and the pen is very long
- The point is to win
- The thinner the blade of the sword, the more swiftly it
cuts through
- The way to a man’s heart is through his sternum
- The way to a woman’s heart is through her rib cage
- There are shortcuts to happiness and fencing is one of them
- There are two types of fencers – those who score, and those
who wish they could
- There is magic to sword play, forget the footwork, forget
the blade, the battle is won in the mind
- There is no jesting with edged tools
- There’s almost no point in fencing sabre
- There is no crying in fencing
- There’s no such thing as a free lunge
- This is my broomstick…groovy!
- Those who can’t fence coach
- Those who can’t fence teach
- Thrust right and see the light
- Time spent fencing is added to one’s life span
- Time spent fencing is not deducted from one’s life span
- Timing is everything
- To beat or not to beat
- To beat or not to beat – what is the question?
- To fence is to live, to live is to fence
- To fence or not to fence, what a stupid question!
- To fence or not to fence, what is the question?
- To live is to fence, to fence is to live
- To the victor go the foils
- Touch my body and you die
- Touché
- Toupee (cartoon of one fencer taking off other’s toupee)
- Trainers can help you wrap it up
- Trust me, I’m a coach
- USFA
- Veteran fencers rock the oldest sport
- Veteran fencers are antique little boys
- Veteran fencers are antique little girls
- Violent femme
- Was there life before epee? Saber?
Foil? Fencing?
- We get better as we get older
- We pay, the kids play
- We’ve been through the mill but we’re not over the hill
- What a bout last night
- What am I doing in this strip joint
- What do you call someone who win’s all day long
15-14? Champion!!
- What’s your point?
- When all else fails, go hard, go fast, scream loud
- When in doubt stick it out
- Who is that masked man?
- Who was that masked man?
- Whoever said may the best man win never lost to a girl
- Winner!
- Winners don’t whine
- Without fencing life would be a mistake
- Women aren’t cheerleaders, they’re warriors
- Work is for people who don’t fence
- Work is what you do to pay for fencing
- Work is what you do when you aren’t fencing
- Working is just a hobby, this is my real job
- World’s best fencing coach
- World’s best fencing dad
- World’s best fencing mom
- Wounds will heal, blood will fade, pride is forever
- Yes we can – fence!
- Yes, I’m a girl
- You call that a nose?
- You can live without fencing, but not as well
- You can’t touch me, I’m engaged
- You fence, I’ll coach
- You, me, strip, now!
- You’ll have to beat me to win
- You’re not that bad, I’m just that awesome!
- Your point is?
- “Z”
- A bad day at fencing beats a good day at the office
- A bad day at fencing beats a good day in class
- A day without fencing is like…Monday
- A touch in time is a point
- A woman’s place is on the strip
- Advance at your own risk
- After the parry – riposte!
- Age & treachery will always overcome youth and
talent
- Age before beauty
- And your point is?
- Anything I slice off I get to keep!
- Are we having fun yet?
- Are you the six-fingered man?
- Armorers are reel people
- Armorers are reely wired
- As you wish
- Athletes don’t die, they just smell like it
- Babe with a blade
- Bad footwork makes mad coaches
- Be a big fish in a little pool
- Beat it!
- Beat me, bind me, but don’t touch me
- Because I’m the ref and I said so
- Better a has been than a never was
- Beware of girl with sword
- Big blade fencing where size matters
- Born to fence
- Born to fence, doomed to work
- Born to fence, forced to work
- Boxing glove on back hand of fencer – (cartoon)
- Buzz off
- C’est la vie, c’est escrime
- C’mon try to hit me
- Caught in a bind
- Chick flick
- Choose your weapon
- Corps a corps – the sins of the fleche
- Crime doesn’t epee
- Curses – foiled again
- Death before dishonor
- Designated hitter
- DFL and proud of it
- Did you get my point?
- Did you kill my father?
- Direct elimination – 2 men enter, 1 man leaves
- Direct elimination – 2 women enter, 1 woman leaves
- Do obscure movements
- Do you fence as dumb as you look?
- Do you foil around?
- Don’t be a whiner be a winner
- Don’t fence me in
- Don’t foil around with me
- Don’t get piste off
- Don’t get stuck
- Don’t look at the lights!
- Don’t mess with fencers
- Don’t retreat into your shell
- Don’t walk into the pointy end
- Dueling is delightful
- Eat, sleep, breathe, fence
- En garde ( 2 different ones)
- Epee ever after
- Epee fencers are better lovers
- Epee fencers have stiffer blades
- Epee fencers touch all over
- Epee is a science
- Epee is everything
- Epee sucks
- Epeeists have issues
- Even if you’re not fencing right now, you’re still a fencer
- Everyone looks up to epee fencers
- Experience points the way
- Fabulous fencing parent
- Feint is not passing out
- Fence Florida
- Fence now, sleep later
- Fence or become one
- Fence tough!
- Fence well if you can, otherwise just fence
- Fence-a-holic
- Fencers are better lovers
- Fencers are grounded
- Fencers are on target
- Fencers are reel people
- Fencers are reely wired
- Fencers are sharp
- Fencers are sharper
- Fencers are the reel deal
- Fencers do it in pools
- Fencers do it in the fleche
- Fencers do it in time
- Fencers don’t die, they just smell like it
- Fencers eat their dead
- Fencers get the point
- Fencers get the point across
- Fencers have a good time
- Fencers have deeper thrusts
- Fencers have duel personalities
- Fencers have the touch
- Fencers hit the spot
- Fencers make better lovers
- Fences well with others
- Fencing – because it’s fun to stab friends
- Fencing – invented by men, perfected by women
- Fencing – make it a point
- Fencing – sweat, touch, score!
- Fencing – the first line of defence
- Fencing – two straps away from a straight jacket
- Fencing – when you absolutely, positively must stab someone
- Fencing dad
- Fencing dad says don’t look at the lights!
- Fencing family
- Fencing fool
- Fencing forever, work whenever
- Fencing grandma
- Fencing grandpa
- Fencing hits the spot
- Fencing husband
- Fencing is a game for sharp wits
- Fencing is a lifetime sport
- Fencing is a strip tease
- Fencing is all about halting and scoring
- Fencing is awesome
- Fencing is close to my heart
- Fencing is combat
- Fencing is disengaging
- Fencing is engaging
- Fencing is escrime
- Fencing is for lovers
- Fencing is formidable
- Fencing is hell, but winning is heaven
- Fencing is life – all the rest is detail
- Fencing is my life
- Fencing is not a matter of life or death – it’s more
important than that *
- Fencing is not just a sport – it’s a way of life
- Fencing is not just a sport – it’s an obsession
- Fencing is sweet
- Fencing is the most fun you can have with your clothes on
- Fencing is the reel deal
- Fencing is therapy
- Fencing is touching
- Fencing isn’t a sport, it’s a religion
- Fencing keeps the dogs out
- Fencing keeps you on your toes
- Fencing kicks ass
- Fencing lights up my life
- Fencing lines
- Fencing keeps you on your toes
- Fencing kicks ass
- Fencing kicks butt
- Fencing mom
- Fencing princess
- Fencing rocks
- Fencing sharpens your wits
- Fencing tip – angry fencers don’t win
- Fencing wench
- Fencing widow
- Fencing widower
- Fencing wife
- Fer is fair
- Fleche it out
- Flick this
- Flunge!
- Foil – aim for the heart, epee – aim for the hand, sabre –
off with their heads!
- Foil fencers are better lovers
- Foil fencers do it with finesse
- Foil fencers get right to the point
- Foil is an art, epee is a science, sabre is romance
- Foil is art, epee is theatre, sabre is the truth
- Foil is conversation, epee is civilized, sabre is an
argument
- Foil is for wrapping turkey
- Foil is foreplay, saber is premature ejaculation, epee is
making love
- Foil is like liver – yukky but good for you
- Foil is not for wrapping turkey
- Foil is poker, epee is physical chess, sabre is rock,
paper, scissors
- Foil sucks
- Foilists talk about footwork, epeeists talk about blade
work, saberists talk about themselves
- Foils rush in where angels fail to tread
- Footwork, footwork, footwork, I’m tired of footwork
- Four score and only one point to go
- Friends don’t let friends fence epee
- Friends don’t let friends fence foil
- Friends don’t let friends fence sabre
- From a distance
- Future fencer
- Gasparilla
- Genuine original fencing genius
- Get a buzz on
- Get a grip
- Get a grip on it
- Get in touch
- Get points for fencing
- Get the point
- Get to know your opponents, you never know when they’re
going to learn something new
- Girls can’t what?
- Good bout good fencer, bad bout, bad coach
- Good fencers make good neighbors
- Got epee?
- Got foil?
- Got saber?
- Got tempo?
- Has been is better than never was
- Have you hugged your coach today?
- Have you hugged your maitre today?
- He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the
world was mad
- Heaven is just one light
- Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword
- Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya – you killed my father,
prepare to die
- Hit and don’t be hit
- Hit hard, fast, often and don’t be hit
- Hit the shiny stuff
- Hit with the pointy end
- Hits happen
- Hooray for epee
- How’s my fencing? Call 1-800 TOUCH
- I (heart) fencing
- I am the cleaner
- I am the coach – to save time, assume I know everything
- I am, therefore I fence
- I can beat you with one hand behind my back
- I can read your attacks like a book – and yours says “see
Dick lunge!”
- I can’t fence, but I win
- I challenge you to a duel
- I coach therefore I am
- I control with my point
- I didn’t come here to lose
- I don’t fence, I coach
- I don’t pump iron, I push steel
- I enjoy the pleasures of the fleche
- I feel feint
- I fence like a girl
- I fence, therefore I am
- I fenced!
- I had him 4-2 and then – zap -I was dead (ghost at
graveyard)
- I have a problem, my work is starting to interfere with my
fencing
- I have places to go, people to stab
- I have too much self respect to fence epee
- I have too much self respect to fence foil
- I have too much self respect to fence saber
- I know something you don’t know
- I love a fencer
- I make pointed remarks
- I may be old but I’m good
- I pay for my kid to play
- I pay he plays
- I pay the coach
- I pay, she plays
- I plee with epee
- I pump iron and push steel
- I scream you scream, we all scream for escrime
- I see the light
- I thought his weapon had a tip (Frankenstein)
- I touched an electric weapon (cat)
- I’d rather be fencing
- I’ll fence for chocolate
- I’ll fence for cookies
- I’ll fence for food
- I’ll fence for sex
- I’ll rattle your sabre
- I’m a mischievous sabre child
- I’m advanced in age
- I’m in my prime
- I’m never fencing him again (mummy)
- I’m stuck!
- I’m the fencer your coach warned you about
- I’m the fencer your mother warned you about
- I’ve got the build for an epee fencer (skeleton)
- If at first you don’t succeed – redouble
- If fencing was easy, everyone would do it
- If I could offer you only one tip for improving your life –
fencing would be it
- If the enemy is in range, so are you
- If you fenced as well as you whine, you’d be a
winner
- If you give a fencer a cookie…
- Instant fencing parent – just add coffee
- Instant fencing parent – just add tea
- Is that an epee in your pants or are you just happy to see
me?
- Is this how Errol Flynn got started?
- It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s whether I win or lose
- It’s only a fleche wound
- Join the party, learn to parry
- Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you can’t score
- Keep in touch
- Keep moving your feet
- Keep your distance
- King of swords
- Klaatu barada nikto
- Laxatives give a good direct elimination
- Lefty fencer – look out!
- Lefty fencer and proud of it!
- Let your opponent be the one who goofs
- Let’s do lunge
- Let’s fence – the financial crisis can wait
- Let’s hook up!
- Life is a game, but fencing is serious
- Life is fencing, now go and learn it
- Life is more than just fencing
- Life is short – fence hard
- Life is short – fence often
- Life is simple – eat, sleep, fence
- Like good wine, fencers improve with age
- Live dangerously – hug a fencer!
- Look sharp, feel sharp, be sharp – fence!
- Make it a point to fence
- Make my day, fence epee
- Make points for fencing
- Make your point
- Masks, not just for Halloween
- MILF – mother, I’d like to fence
- Motto for dummies – don’t just do something, stand there
- My blood, my sweat, your tears
- My brother fences
- My coach can kick your coach’s ass
- My coach can kick your coach’s touchee
- My daddy fences
- My daughter is a fencer
- My daughter’s a winner
- My family fences
- My fencing fu is strong today
- My fencing kid can beat your fencing kid (girl, boy)
- My girlfriend likes to play with sharp, pointy objects –
envious?
- My grandma fences
- My grandpa fences
- My inner child wants to fence
- My kid can beat your kid (girl, boy)
- My kid can stab your honor kid
- My kid, my money (girl, boy)
- My knight in shining armor fences saber
- My master can kick your master’s ass
- My mommy fences
- My sister is a fencer
- My son is a fencer
- My son’s a winner
- My uncle fences
- Never touch me there again
- Next time I shall wear my old clothes
- No offence
- No one argues with a sharp point
- No one is really sure of the exact date fencing started
- No, I said fence, not fence (cat on fence)
- Nothing hurts when you fence
- Old fencers never die, they just lose their right of way
- Old fencers never die, they just lose their touch
- One touch at a time
- Only your defeat will ease my pain
- Or maybe…the pellet with the poison is in the flagon with
the dragon
- Out to lunge
- Ow! My eye!
- Pain is temporary, but pride is forever
- Peace, love, out, piste, glove, bout
- Piste de resistance
- Plays well with swords
- Please take my blade and hit me as hard as you can
- Prepare to die
- Proudly and loudly
- Puss ‘n boots (picture)
- Queen of swords
- Reach out and touch someone
- Ready pret go
- Real men fence
- Real men fence epee
- Real men fence foil
- Real men fence sabre
- Real women fence
- Real women fence epee
- Real women fence foil
- Real women fence sabre
- Sabre Demon
- Sabre fencers are better lovers
- Sabre fencers set the tempo
- Sabre grrrl!
- Sabre is never having to say you’re sorry
- Sabre is romance
- Sabre is sensational
- Sabre rattler
- Sabre says it all
- Sabre sucks
- Score!!
- Screw right of way, I got the point!
- Seven days without fencing makes one weak
- Sex is great, but fencing is better
- Sex is the most fun you can have without fencing
- Sex, drugs epee
- Sex, drugs, fencing
- Sex, drugs, foil
- Sex, drugs, saber
- Show me your fleche and I’ll show you my thrust
- Shut up and fence
- Shut up and let me fence
- Simultaneous…not
- Speak softly and carry a big sword
- Stick it to ’em
- Strip poker
- Sword woman
- Take the plunge, do a lunge
- Take your epee and stick it anywhere
- Talk to the blade ’cause the guard ain’t listening
- That which does not kill us does not get a second chance
- That’s inconceivable
- That’s right! Here’s where the talkin’ ends!
- The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true
- The couple that fences together stays together
- The essence of fencing is to give, but by no means to
receive – Moliere
- The life of a fencing addict is hell, but somebody’s gotta
do it
- The lights lie
- The older I get, the better I was
- The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle
- The pen is mightier than the sword, if the pen is sword is
very short and the pen is very long
- The point is to win
- The thinner the blade of the sword, the more swiftly it
cuts through
- The way to a man’s heart is through his sternum
- The way to a woman’s heart is through her rib cage
- There are shortcuts to happiness and fencing is one of them
- There are two types of fencers – those who score, and those
who wish they could
- There is magic to sword play, forget the footwork, forget
the blade, the battle is won in the mind
- There is no jesting with edged tools
- There’s almost no point in fencing sabre
- There is no crying in fencing
- There’s no such thing as a free lunge
- This is my broomstick…groovy!
- Those who can’t fence coach
- Those who can’t fence teach
- Thrust right and see the light
- Time spent fencing is added to one’s life span
- Time spent fencing is not deducted from one’s life span
- Timing is everything
- To beat or not to beat
- To beat or not to beat – what is the question?
- To fence is to live, to live is to fence
- To fence or not to fence, what a stupid question!
- To fence or not to fence, what is the question?
- To live is to fence, to fence is to live
- To the victor go the foils
- Touch my body and you die
- Touché
- Toupee (cartoon of one fencer taking off other’s toupee)
- Trainers can help you wrap it up
- Trust me, I’m a coach
- USFA
- Veteran fencers rock the oldest sport
- Veteran fencers are antique little boys
- Veteran fencers are antique little girls
- Violent femme
- Was there life before epee? Saber?
Foil? Fencing?
- We get better as we get older
- We pay, the kids play
- We’ve been through the mill but we’re not over the hill
- What a bout last night
- What am I doing in this strip joint
- What do you call someone who win’s all day long
15-14? Champion!!
- What’s your point?
- When all else fails, go hard, go fast, scream loud
- When in doubt stick it out
- Who is that masked man?
- Who was that masked man?
- Whoever said may the best man win never lost to a girl
- Winner!
- Winners don’t whine
- Without fencing life would be a mistake
- Women aren’t cheerleaders, they’re warriors
- Work is for people who don’t fence
- Work is what you do to pay for fencing
- Work is what you do when you aren’t fencing
- Working is just a hobby, this is my real job
- World’s best fencing coach
- World’s best fencing dad
- World’s best fencing mom
- Wounds will heal, blood will fade, pride is forever
- Yes we can – fence!
- Yes, I’m a girl
- You call that a nose?
- You can live without fencing, but not as well
- You can’t touch me, I’m engaged
- You fence, I’ll coach
- You, me, strip, now!
- You’ll have to beat me to win
- You’re not that bad, I’m just that awesome!
- Your point is?
- “Z”
- A bad day at fencing beats a good day at the office
- A bad day at fencing beats a good day in class
- A day without fencing is like…Monday
- A touch in time is a point
- A woman’s place is on the strip
- Advance at your own risk
- After the parry – riposte!
- Age & treachery will always overcome youth and
talent
- Age before beauty
- And your point is?
- Anything I slice off I get to keep!
- Are we having fun yet?
- Are you the six-fingered man?
- Armorers are reel people
- Armorers are reely wired
- As you wish
- Athletes don’t die, they just smell like it
- Babe with a blade
- Bad footwork makes mad coaches
- Be a big fish in a little pool
- Beat it!
- Beat me, bind me, but don’t touch me
- Because I’m the ref and I said so
- Better a has been than a never was
- Beware of girl with sword
- Big blade fencing where size matters
- Born to fence
- Born to fence, doomed to work
- Born to fence, forced to work
- Boxing glove on back hand of fencer – (cartoon)
- Buzz off
- C’est la vie, c’est escrime
- C’mon try to hit me
- Caught in a bind
- Chick flick
- Choose your weapon
- Corps a corps – the sins of the fleche
- Crime doesn’t epee
- Curses – foiled again
- Death before dishonor
- Designated hitter
- DFL and proud of it
- Did you get my point?
- Did you kill my father?
- Direct elimination – 2 men enter, 1 man leaves
- Direct elimination – 2 women enter, 1 woman leaves
- Do obscure movements
- Do you fence as dumb as you look?
- Do you foil around?
- Don’t be a whiner be a winner
- Don’t fence me in
- Don’t foil around with me
- Don’t get piste off
- Don’t get stuck
- Don’t look at the lights!
- Don’t mess with fencers
- Don’t retreat into your shell
- Don’t walk into the pointy end
- Dueling is delightful
- Eat, sleep, breathe, fence
- En garde ( 2 different ones)
- Epee ever after
- Epee fencers are better lovers
- Epee fencers have stiffer blades
- Epee fencers touch all over
- Epee is a science
- Epee is everything
- Epee sucks
- Epeeists have issues
- Even if you’re not fencing right now, you’re still a fencer
- Everyone looks up to epee fencers
- Experience points the way
- Fabulous fencing parent
- Feint is not passing out
- Fence Florida
- Fence now, sleep later
- Fence or become one
- Fence tough!
- Fence well if you can, otherwise just fence
- Fence-a-holic
- Fencers are better lovers
- Fencers are grounded
- Fencers are on target
- Fencers are reel people
- Fencers are reely wired
- Fencers are sharp
- Fencers are sharper
- Fencers are the reel deal
- Fencers do it in pools
- Fencers do it in the fleche
- Fencers do it in time
- Fencers don’t die, they just smell like it
- Fencers eat their dead
- Fencers get the point
- Fencers get the point across
- Fencers have a good time
- Fencers have deeper thrusts
- Fencers have duel personalities
- Fencers have the touch
- Fencers hit the spot
- Fencers make better lovers
- Fences well with others
- Fencing – because it’s fun to stab friends
- Fencing – invented by men, perfected by women
- Fencing – make it a point
- Fencing – sweat, touch, score!
- Fencing – the first line of defence
- Fencing – two straps away from a straight jacket
- Fencing – when you absolutely, positively must stab someone
- Fencing dad
- Fencing dad says don’t look at the lights!
- Fencing family
- Fencing fool
- Fencing forever, work whenever
- Fencing grandma
- Fencing grandpa
- Fencing hits the spot
- Fencing husband
- Fencing is a game for sharp wits
- Fencing is a lifetime sport
- Fencing is a strip tease
- Fencing is all about halting and scoring
- Fencing is awesome
- Fencing is close to my heart
- Fencing is combat
- Fencing is disengaging
- Fencing is engaging
- Fencing is escrime
- Fencing is for lovers
- Fencing is formidable
- Fencing is hell, but winning is heaven
- Fencing is life – all the rest is detail
- Fencing is my life
- Fencing is not a matter of life or death – it’s more
important than that *
- Fencing is not just a sport – it’s a way of life
- Fencing is not just a sport – it’s an obsession
- Fencing is sweet
- Fencing is the most fun you can have with your clothes on
- Fencing is the reel deal
- Fencing is therapy
- Fencing is touching
- Fencing isn’t a sport, it’s a religion
- Fencing keeps the dogs out
- Fencing keeps you on your toes
- Fencing kicks ass
- Fencing lights up my life
- Fencing lines
- Fencing keeps you on your toes
- Fencing kicks ass
- Fencing kicks butt
- Fencing mom
- Fencing princess
- Fencing rocks
- Fencing sharpens your wits
- Fencing tip – angry fencers don’t win
- Fencing wench
- Fencing widow
- Fencing widower
- Fencing wife
- Fer is fair
- Fleche it out
- Flick this
- Flunge!
- Foil – aim for the heart, epee – aim for the hand, sabre –
off with their heads!
- Foil fencers are better lovers
- Foil fencers do it with finesse
- Foil fencers get right to the point
- Foil is an art, epee is a science, sabre is romance
- Foil is art, epee is theatre, sabre is the truth
- Foil is conversation, epee is civilized, sabre is an
argument
- Foil is for wrapping turkey
- Foil is foreplay, saber is premature ejaculation, epee is
making love
- Foil is like liver – yukky but good for you
- Foil is not for wrapping turkey
- Foil is poker, epee is physical chess, sabre is rock,
paper, scissors
- Foil sucks
- Foilists talk about footwork, epeeists talk about blade
work, saberists talk about themselves
- Foils rush in where angels fail to tread
- Footwork, footwork, footwork, I’m tired of footwork
- Four score and only one point to go
- Friends don’t let friends fence epee
- Friends don’t let friends fence foil
- Friends don’t let friends fence sabre
- From a distance
- Future fencer
- Gasparilla
- Genuine original fencing genius
- Get a buzz on
- Get a grip
- Get a grip on it
- Get in touch
- Get points for fencing
- Get the point
- Get to know your opponents, you never know when they’re
going to learn something new
- Girls can’t what?
- Good bout good fencer, bad bout, bad coach
- Good fencers make good neighbors
- Got epee?
- Got foil?
- Got saber?
- Got tempo?
- Has been is better than never was
- Have you hugged your coach today?
- Have you hugged your maitre today?
- He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the
world was mad
- Heaven is just one light
- Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword
- Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya – you killed my father,
prepare to die
- Hit and don’t be hit
- Hit hard, fast, often and don’t be hit
- Hit the shiny stuff
- Hit with the pointy end
- Hits happen
- Hooray for epee
- How’s my fencing? Call 1-800 TOUCH
- I (heart) fencing
- I am the cleaner
- I am the coach – to save time, assume I know everything
- I am, therefore I fence
- I can beat you with one hand behind my back
- I can read your attacks like a book – and yours says “see
Dick lunge!”
- I can’t fence, but I win
- I challenge you to a duel
- I coach therefore I am
- I control with my point
- I didn’t come here to lose
- I don’t fence, I coach
- I don’t pump iron, I push steel
- I enjoy the pleasures of the fleche
- I feel feint
- I fence like a girl
- I fence, therefore I am
- I fenced!
- I had him 4-2 and then – zap -I was dead (ghost at
graveyard)
- I have a problem, my work is starting to interfere with my
fencing
- I have places to go, people to stab
- I have too much self respect to fence epee
- I have too much self respect to fence foil
- I have too much self respect to fence saber
- I know something you don’t know
- I love a fencer
- I make pointed remarks
- I may be old but I’m good
- I pay for my kid to play
- I pay he plays
- I pay the coach
- I pay, she plays
- I plee with epee
- I pump iron and push steel
- I scream you scream, we all scream for escrime
- I see the light
- I thought his weapon had a tip (Frankenstein)
- I touched an electric weapon (cat)
- I’d rather be fencing
- I’ll fence for chocolate
- I’ll fence for cookies
- I’ll fence for food
- I’ll fence for sex
- I’ll rattle your sabre
- I’m a mischievous sabre child
- I’m advanced in age
- I’m in my prime
- I’m never fencing him again (mummy)
- I’m stuck!
- I’m the fencer your coach warned you about
- I’m the fencer your mother warned you about
- I’ve got the build for an epee fencer (skeleton)
- If at first you don’t succeed – redouble
- If fencing was easy, everyone would do it
- If I could offer you only one tip for improving your life –
fencing would be it
- If the enemy is in range, so are you
- If you fenced as well as you whine, you’d be a
winner
- If you give a fencer a cookie…
- Instant fencing parent – just add coffee
- Instant fencing parent – just add tea
- Is that an epee in your pants or are you just happy to see
me?
- Is this how Errol Flynn got started?
- It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s whether I win or lose
- It’s only a fleche wound
- Join the party, learn to parry
- Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you can’t score
- Keep in touch
- Keep moving your feet
- Keep your distance
- King of swords
- Klaatu barada nikto
- Laxatives give a good direct elimination
- Lefty fencer – look out!
- Lefty fencer and proud of it!
- Let your opponent be the one who goofs
- Let’s do lunge
- Let’s fence – the financial crisis can wait
- Let’s hook up!
- Life is a game, but fencing is serious
- Life is fencing, now go and learn it
- Life is more than just fencing
- Life is short – fence hard
- Life is short – fence often
- Life is simple – eat, sleep, fence
- Like good wine, fencers improve with age
- Live dangerously – hug a fencer!
- Look sharp, feel sharp, be sharp – fence!
- Make it a point to fence
- Make my day, fence epee
- Make points for fencing
- Make your point
- Masks, not just for Halloween
- MILF – mother, I’d like to fence
- Motto for dummies – don’t just do something, stand there
- My blood, my sweat, your tears
- My brother fences
- My coach can kick your coach’s ass
- My coach can kick your coach’s touchee
- My daddy fences
- My daughter is a fencer
- My daughter’s a winner
- My family fences
- My fencing fu is strong today
- My fencing kid can beat your fencing kid (girl, boy)
- My girlfriend likes to play with sharp, pointy objects –
envious?
- My grandma fences
- My grandpa fences
- My inner child wants to fence
- My kid can beat your kid (girl, boy)
- My kid can stab your honor kid
- My kid, my money (girl, boy)
- My knight in shining armor fences saber
- My master can kick your master’s ass
- My mommy fences
- My sister is a fencer
- My son is a fencer
- My son’s a winner
- My uncle fences
- Never touch me there again
- Next time I shall wear my old clothes
- No offence
- No one argues with a sharp point
- No one is really sure of the exact date fencing started
- No, I said fence, not fence (cat on fence)
- Nothing hurts when you fence
- Old fencers never die, they just lose their right of way
- Old fencers never die, they just lose their touch
- One touch at a time
- Only your defeat will ease my pain
- Or maybe…the pellet with the poison is in the flagon with
the dragon
- Out to lunge
- Ow! My eye!
- Pain is temporary, but pride is forever
- Peace, love, out, piste, glove, bout
- Piste de resistance
- Plays well with swords
- Please take my blade and hit me as hard as you can
- Prepare to die
- Proudly and loudly
- Puss ‘n boots (picture)
- Queen of swords
- Reach out and touch someone
- Ready pret go
- Real men fence
- Real men fence epee
- Real men fence foil
- Real men fence sabre
- Real women fence
- Real women fence epee
- Real women fence foil
- Real women fence sabre
- Sabre Demon
- Sabre fencers are better lovers
- Sabre fencers set the tempo
- Sabre grrrl!
- Sabre is never having to say you’re sorry
- Sabre is romance
- Sabre is sensational
- Sabre rattler
- Sabre says it all
- Sabre sucks
- Score!!
- Screw right of way, I got the point!
- Seven days without fencing makes one weak
- Sex is great, but fencing is better
- Sex is the most fun you can have without fencing
- Sex, drugs epee
- Sex, drugs, fencing
- Sex, drugs, foil
- Sex, drugs, saber
- Show me your fleche and I’ll show you my thrust
- Shut up and fence
- Shut up and let me fence
- Simultaneous…not
- Speak softly and carry a big sword
- Stick it to ’em
- Strip poker
- Sword woman
- Take the plunge, do a lunge
- Take your epee and stick it anywhere
- Talk to the blade ’cause the guard ain’t listening
- That which does not kill us does not get a second chance
- That’s inconceivable
- That’s right! Here’s where the talkin’ ends!
- The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true
- The couple that fences together stays together
- The essence of fencing is to give, but by no means to
receive – Moliere
- The life of a fencing addict is hell, but somebody’s gotta
do it
- The lights lie
- The older I get, the better I was
- The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle
- The pen is mightier than the sword, if the pen is sword is
very short and the pen is very long
- The point is to win
- The thinner the blade of the sword, the more swiftly it
cuts through
- The way to a man’s heart is through his sternum
- The way to a woman’s heart is through her rib cage
- There are shortcuts to happiness and fencing is one of them
- There are two types of fencers – those who score, and those
who wish they could
- There is magic to sword play, forget the footwork, forget
the blade, the battle is won in the mind
- There is no jesting with edged tools
- There’s almost no point in fencing sabre
- There is no crying in fencing
- There’s no such thing as a free lunge
- This is my broomstick…groovy!
- Those who can’t fence coach
- Those who can’t fence teach
- Thrust right and see the light
- Time spent fencing is added to one’s life span
- Time spent fencing is not deducted from one’s life span
- Timing is everything
- To beat or not to beat
- To beat or not to beat – what is the question?
- To fence is to live, to live is to fence
- To fence or not to fence, what a stupid question!
- To fence or not to fence, what is the question?
- To live is to fence, to fence is to live
- To the victor go the foils
- Touch my body and you die
- Touché
- Toupee (cartoon of one fencer taking off other’s toupee)
- Trainers can help you wrap it up
- Trust me, I’m a coach
- USFA
- Veteran fencers rock the oldest sport
- Veteran fencers are antique little boys
- Veteran fencers are antique little girls
- Violent femme
- Was there life before epee? Saber?
Foil? Fencing?
- We get better as we get older
- We pay, the kids play
- We’ve been through the mill but we’re not over the hill
- What a bout last night
- What am I doing in this strip joint
- What do you call someone who win’s all day long
15-14? Champion!!
- What’s your point?
- When all else fails, go hard, go fast, scream loud
- When in doubt stick it out
- Who is that masked man?
- Who was that masked man?
- Whoever said may the best man win never lost to a girl
- Winner!
- Winners don’t whine
- Without fencing life would be a mistake
- Women aren’t cheerleaders, they’re warriors
- Work is for people who don’t fence
- Work is what you do to pay for fencing
- Work is what you do when you aren’t fencing
- Working is just a hobby, this is my real job
- World’s best fencing coach
- World’s best fencing dad
- World’s best fencing mom
- Wounds will heal, blood will fade, pride is forever
- Yes we can – fence!
- Yes, I’m a girl
- You call that a nose?
- You can live without fencing, but not as well
- You can’t touch me, I’m engaged
- You fence, I’ll coach
- You, me, strip, now!
- You’ll have to beat me to win
- You’re not that bad, I’m just that awesome!
- Your point is?
- “Z”
- A bad day at fencing beats a good day at the office
- A bad day at fencing beats a good day in class
- A day without fencing is like…Monday
- A touch in time is a point
- A woman’s place is on the strip
- Advance at your own risk
- After the parry – riposte!
- Age & treachery will always overcome youth and
talent
- Age before beauty
- And your point is?
- Anything I slice off I get to keep!
- Are we having fun yet?
- Are you the six-fingered man?
- Armorers are reel people
- Armorers are reely wired
- As you wish
- Athletes don’t die, they just smell like it
- Babe with a blade
- Bad footwork makes mad coaches
- Be a big fish in a little pool
- Beat it!
- Beat me, bind me, but don’t touch me
- Because I’m the ref and I said so
- Better a has been than a never was
- Beware of girl with sword
- Big blade fencing where size matters
- Born to fence
- Born to fence, doomed to work
- Born to fence, forced to work
- Boxing glove on back hand of fencer – (cartoon)
- Buzz off
- C’est la vie, c’est escrime
- C’mon try to hit me
- Caught in a bind
- Chick flick
- Choose your weapon
- Corps a corps – the sins of the fleche
- Crime doesn’t epee
- Curses – foiled again
- Death before dishonor
- Designated hitter
- DFL and proud of it
- Did you get my point?
- Did you kill my father?
- Direct elimination – 2 men enter, 1 man leaves
- Direct elimination – 2 women enter, 1 woman leaves
- Do obscure movements
- Do you fence as dumb as you look?
- Do you foil around?
- Don’t be a whiner be a winner
- Don’t fence me in
- Don’t foil around with me
- Don’t get piste off
- Don’t get stuck
- Don’t look at the lights!
- Don’t mess with fencers
- Don’t retreat into your shell
- Don’t walk into the pointy end
- Dueling is delightful
- Eat, sleep, breathe, fence
- En garde ( 2 different ones)
- Epee ever after
- Epee fencers are better lovers
- Epee fencers have stiffer blades
- Epee fencers touch all over
- Epee is a science
- Epee is everything
- Epee sucks
- Epeeists have issues
- Even if you’re not fencing right now, you’re still a fencer
- Everyone looks up to epee fencers
- Experience points the way
- Fabulous fencing parent
- Feint is not passing out
- Fence Florida
- Fence now, sleep later
- Fence or become one
- Fence tough!
- Fence well if you can, otherwise just fence
- Fence-a-holic
- Fencers are better lovers
- Fencers are grounded
- Fencers are on target
- Fencers are reel people
- Fencers are reely wired
- Fencers are sharp
- Fencers are sharper
- Fencers are the reel deal
- Fencers do it in pools
- Fencers do it in the fleche
- Fencers do it in time
- Fencers don’t die, they just smell like it
- Fencers eat their dead
- Fencers get the point
- Fencers get the point across
- Fencers have a good time
- Fencers have deeper thrusts
- Fencers have duel personalities
- Fencers have the touch
- Fencers hit the spot
- Fencers make better lovers
- Fences well with others
- Fencing – because it’s fun to stab friends
- Fencing – invented by men, perfected by women
- Fencing – make it a point
- Fencing – sweat, touch, score!
- Fencing – the first line of defence
- Fencing – two straps away from a straight jacket
- Fencing – when you absolutely, positively must stab someone
- Fencing dad
- Fencing dad says don’t look at the lights!
- Fencing family
- Fencing fool
- Fencing forever, work whenever
- Fencing grandma
- Fencing grandpa
- Fencing hits the spot
- Fencing husband
- Fencing is a game for sharp wits
- Fencing is a lifetime sport
- Fencing is a strip tease
- Fencing is all about halting and scoring
- Fencing is awesome
- Fencing is close to my heart
- Fencing is combat
- Fencing is disengaging
- Fencing is engaging
- Fencing is escrime
- Fencing is for lovers
- Fencing is formidable
- Fencing is hell, but winning is heaven
- Fencing is life – all the rest is detail
- Fencing is my life
- Fencing is not a matter of life or death – it’s more
important than that *
- Fencing is not just a sport – it’s a way of life
- Fencing is not just a sport – it’s an obsession
- Fencing is sweet
- Fencing is the most fun you can have with your clothes on
- Fencing is the reel deal
- Fencing is therapy
- Fencing is touching
- Fencing isn’t a sport, it’s a religion
- Fencing keeps the dogs out
- Fencing keeps you on your toes
- Fencing kicks ass
- Fencing lights up my life
- Fencing lines
- Fencing keeps you on your toes
- Fencing kicks ass
- Fencing kicks butt
- Fencing mom
- Fencing princess
- Fencing rocks
- Fencing sharpens your wits
- Fencing tip – angry fencers don’t win
- Fencing wench
- Fencing widow
- Fencing widower
- Fencing wife
- Fer is fair
- Fleche it out
- Flick this
- Flunge!
- Foil – aim for the heart, epee – aim for the hand, sabre –
off with their heads!
- Foil fencers are better lovers
- Foil fencers do it with finesse
- Foil fencers get right to the point
- Foil is an art, epee is a science, sabre is romance
- Foil is art, epee is theatre, sabre is the truth
- Foil is conversation, epee is civilized, sabre is an
argument
- Foil is for wrapping turkey
- Foil is foreplay, saber is premature ejaculation, epee is
making love
- Foil is like liver – yukky but good for you
- Foil is not for wrapping turkey
- Foil is poker, epee is physical chess, sabre is rock,
paper, scissors
- Foil sucks
- Foilists talk about footwork, epeeists talk about blade
work, saberists talk about themselves
- Foils rush in where angels fail to tread
- Footwork, footwork, footwork, I’m tired of footwork
- Four score and only one point to go
- Friends don’t let friends fence epee
- Friends don’t let friends fence foil
- Friends don’t let friends fence sabre
- From a distance
- Future fencer
- Gasparilla
- Genuine original fencing genius
- Get a buzz on
- Get a grip
- Get a grip on it
- Get in touch
- Get points for fencing
- Get the point
- Get to know your opponents, you never know when they’re
going to learn something new
- Girls can’t what?
- Good bout good fencer, bad bout, bad coach
- Good fencers make good neighbors
- Got epee?
- Got foil?
- Got saber?
- Got tempo?
- Has been is better than never was
- Have you hugged your coach today?
- Have you hugged your maitre today?
- He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the
world was mad
- Heaven is just one light
- Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword
- Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya – you killed my father,
prepare to die
- Hit and don’t be hit
- Hit hard, fast, often and don’t be hit
- Hit the shiny stuff
- Hit with the pointy end
- Hits happen
- Hooray for epee
- How’s my fencing? Call 1-800 TOUCH
- I (heart) fencing
- I am the cleaner
- I am the coach – to save time, assume I know everything
- I am, therefore I fence
- I can beat you with one hand behind my back
- I can read your attacks like a book – and yours says “see
Dick lunge!”
- I can’t fence, but I win
- I challenge you to a duel
- I coach therefore I am
- I control with my point
- I didn’t come here to lose
- I don’t fence, I coach
- I don’t pump iron, I push steel
- I enjoy the pleasures of the fleche
- I feel feint
- I fence like a girl
- I fence, therefore I am
- I fenced!
- I had him 4-2 and then – zap -I was dead (ghost at
graveyard)
- I have a problem, my work is starting to interfere with my
fencing
- I have places to go, people to stab
- I have too much self respect to fence epee
- I have too much self respect to fence foil
- I have too much self respect to fence saber
- I know something you don’t know
- I love a fencer
- I make pointed remarks
- I may be old but I’m good
- I pay for my kid to play
- I pay he plays
- I pay the coach
- I pay, she plays
- I plee with epee
- I pump iron and push steel
- I scream you scream, we all scream for escrime
- I see the light
- I thought his weapon had a tip (Frankenstein)
- I touched an electric weapon (cat)
- I’d rather be fencing
- I’ll fence for chocolate
- I’ll fence for cookies
- I’ll fence for food
- I’ll fence for sex
- I’ll rattle your sabre
- I’m a mischievous sabre child
- I’m advanced in age
- I’m in my prime
- I’m never fencing him again (mummy)
- I’m stuck!
- I’m the fencer your coach warned you about
- I’m the fencer your mother warned you about
- I’ve got the build for an epee fencer (skeleton)
- If at first you don’t succeed – redouble
- If fencing was easy, everyone would do it
- If I could offer you only one tip for improving your life –
fencing would be it
- If the enemy is in range, so are you
- If you fenced as well as you whine, you’d be a
winner
- If you give a fencer a cookie…
- Instant fencing parent – just add coffee
- Instant fencing parent – just add tea
- Is that an epee in your pants or are you just happy to see
me?
- Is this how Errol Flynn got started?
- It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s whether I win or lose
- It’s only a fleche wound
- Join the party, learn to parry
- Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you can’t score
- Keep in touch
- Keep moving your feet
- Keep your distance
- King of swords
- Klaatu barada nikto
- Laxatives give a good direct elimination
- Lefty fencer – look out!
- Lefty fencer and proud of it!
- Let your opponent be the one who goofs
- Let’s do lunge
- Let’s fence – the financial crisis can wait
- Let’s hook up!
- Life is a game, but fencing is serious
- Life is fencing, now go and learn it
- Life is more than just fencing
- Life is short – fence hard
- Life is short – fence often
- Life is simple – eat, sleep, fence
- Like good wine, fencers improve with age
- Live dangerously – hug a fencer!
- Look sharp, feel sharp, be sharp – fence!
- Make it a point to fence
- Make my day, fence epee
- Make points for fencing
- Make your point
- Masks, not just for Halloween
- MILF – mother, I’d like to fence
- Motto for dummies – don’t just do something, stand there
- My blood, my sweat, your tears
- My brother fences
- My coach can kick your coach’s ass
- My coach can kick your coach’s touchee
- My daddy fences
- My daughter is a fencer
- My daughter’s a winner
- My family fences
- My fencing fu is strong today
- My fencing kid can beat your fencing kid (girl, boy)
- My girlfriend likes to play with sharp, pointy objects –
envious?
- My grandma fences
- My grandpa fences
- My inner child wants to fence
- My kid can beat your kid (girl, boy)
- My kid can stab your honor kid
- My kid, my money (girl, boy)
- My knight in shining armor fences saber
- My master can kick your master’s ass
- My mommy fences
- My sister is a fencer
- My son is a fencer
- My son’s a winner
- My uncle fences
- Never touch me there again
- Next time I shall wear my old clothes
- No offence
- No one argues with a sharp point
- No one is really sure of the exact date fencing started
- No, I said fence, not fence (cat on fence)
- Nothing hurts when you fence
- Old fencers never die, they just lose their right of way
- Old fencers never die, they just lose their touch
- One touch at a time
- Only your defeat will ease my pain
- Or maybe…the pellet with the poison is in the flagon with
the dragon
- Out to lunge
- Ow! My eye!
- Pain is temporary, but pride is forever
- Peace, love, out, piste, glove, bout
- Piste de resistance
- Plays well with swords
- Please take my blade and hit me as hard as you can
- Prepare to die
- Proudly and loudly
- Puss ‘n boots (picture)
- Queen of swords
- Reach out and touch someone
- Ready pret go
- Real men fence
- Real men fence epee
- Real men fence foil
- Real men fence sabre
- Real women fence
- Real women fence epee
- Real women fence foil
- Real women fence sabre
- Sabre Demon
- Sabre fencers are better lovers
- Sabre fencers set the tempo
- Sabre grrrl!
- Sabre is never having to say you’re sorry
- Sabre is romance
- Sabre is sensational
- Sabre rattler
- Sabre says it all
- Sabre sucks
- Score!!
- Screw right of way, I got the point!
- Seven days without fencing makes one weak
- Sex is great, but fencing is better
- Sex is the most fun you can have without fencing
- Sex, drugs epee
- Sex, drugs, fencing
- Sex, drugs, foil
- Sex, drugs, saber
- Show me your fleche and I’ll show you my thrust
- Shut up and fence
- Shut up and let me fence
- Simultaneous…not
- Speak softly and carry a big sword
- Stick it to ’em
- Strip poker
- Sword woman
- Take the plunge, do a lunge
- Take your epee and stick it anywhere
- Talk to the blade ’cause the guard ain’t listening
- That which does not kill us does not get a second chance
- That’s inconceivable
- That’s right! Here’s where the talkin’ ends!
- The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true
- The couple that fences together stays together
- The essence of fencing is to give, but by no means to
receive – Moliere
- The life of a fencing addict is hell, but somebody’s gotta
do it
- The lights lie
- The older I get, the better I was
- The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle
- The pen is mightier than the sword, if the pen is sword is
very short and the pen is very long
- The point is to win
- The thinner the blade of the sword, the more swiftly it
cuts through
- The way to a man’s heart is through his sternum
- The way to a woman’s heart is through her rib cage
- There are shortcuts to happiness and fencing is one of them
- There are two types of fencers – those who score, and those
who wish they could
- There is magic to sword play, forget the footwork, forget
the blade, the battle is won in the mind
- There is no jesting with edged tools
- There’s almost no point in fencing sabre
- There is no crying in fencing
- There’s no such thing as a free lunge
- This is my broomstick…groovy!
- Those who can’t fence coach
- Those who can’t fence teach
- Thrust right and see the light
- Time spent fencing is added to one’s life span
- Time spent fencing is not deducted from one’s life span
- Timing is everything
- To beat or not to beat
- To beat or not to beat – what is the question?
- To fence is to live, to live is to fence
- To fence or not to fence, what a stupid question!
- To fence or not to fence, what is the question?
- To live is to fence, to fence is to live
- To the victor go the foils
- Touch my body and you die
- Touché
- Toupee (cartoon of one fencer taking off other’s toupee)
- Trainers can help you wrap it up
- Trust me, I’m a coach
- USFA
- Veteran fencers rock the oldest sport
- Veteran fencers are antique little boys
- Veteran fencers are antique little girls
- Violent femme
- Was there life before epee? Saber?
Foil? Fencing?
- We get better as we get older
- We pay, the kids play
- We’ve been through the mill but we’re not over the hill
- What a bout last night
- What am I doing in this strip joint
- What do you call someone who win’s all day long
15-14? Champion!!
- What’s your point?
- When all else fails, go hard, go fast, scream loud
- When in doubt stick it out
- Who is that masked man?
- Who was that masked man?
- Whoever said may the best man win never lost to a girl
- Winner!
- Winners don’t whine
- Without fencing life would be a mistake
- Women aren’t cheerleaders, they’re warriors
- Work is for people who don’t fence
- Work is what you do to pay for fencing
- Work is what you do when you aren’t fencing
- Working is just a hobby, this is my real job
- World’s best fencing coach
- World’s best fencing dad
- World’s best fencing mom
- Wounds will heal, blood will fade, pride is forever
- Yes we can – fence!
- Yes, I’m a girl
- You call that a nose?
- You can live without fencing, but not as well
- You can’t touch me, I’m engaged
- You fence, I’ll coach
- You, me, strip, now!
- You’ll have to beat me to win
- You’re not that bad, I’m just that awesome!
- Your point is?
- “Z”
- A bad day at fencing beats a good day at the office
- A bad day at fencing beats a good day in class
- A day without fencing is like…Monday
- A touch in time is a point
- A woman’s place is on the strip
- Advance at your own risk
- After the parry – riposte!
- Age & treachery will always overcome youth and
talent
- Age before beauty
- And your point is?
- Anything I slice off I get to keep!
- Are we having fun yet?
- Are you the six-fingered man?
- Armorers are reel people
- Armorers are reely wired
- As you wish
- Athletes don’t die, they just smell like it
- Babe with a blade
- Bad footwork makes mad coaches
- Be a big fish in a little pool
- Beat it!
- Beat me, bind me, but don’t touch me
- Because I’m the ref and I said so
- Better a has been than a never was
- Beware of girl with sword
- Big blade fencing where size matters
- Born to fence
- Born to fence, doomed to work
- Born to fence, forced to work
- Boxing glove on back hand of fencer – (cartoon)
- Buzz off
- C’est la vie, c’est escrime
- C’mon try to hit me
- Caught in a bind
- Chick flick
- Choose your weapon
- Corps a corps – the sins of the fleche
- Crime doesn’t epee
- Curses – foiled again
- Death before dishonor
- Designated hitter
- DFL and proud of it
- Did you get my point?
- Did you kill my father?
- Direct elimination – 2 men enter, 1 man leaves
- Direct elimination – 2 women enter, 1 woman leaves
- Do obscure movements
- Do you fence as dumb as you look?
- Do you foil around?
- Don’t be a whiner be a winner
- Don’t fence me in
- Don’t foil around with me
- Don’t get piste off
- Don’t get stuck
- Don’t look at the lights!
- Don’t mess with fencers
- Don’t retreat into your shell
- Don’t walk into the pointy end
- Dueling is delightful
- Eat, sleep, breathe, fence
- En garde ( 2 different ones)
- Epee ever after
- Epee fencers are better lovers
- Epee fencers have stiffer blades
- Epee fencers touch all over
- Epee is a science
- Epee is everything
- Epee sucks
- Epeeists have issues
- Even if you’re not fencing right now, you’re still a fencer
- Everyone looks up to epee fencers
- Experience points the way
- Fabulous fencing parent
- Feint is not passing out
- Fence Florida
- Fence now, sleep later
- Fence or become one
- Fence tough!
- Fence well if you can, otherwise just fence
- Fence-a-holic
- Fencers are better lovers
- Fencers are grounded
- Fencers are on target
- Fencers are reel people
- Fencers are reely wired
- Fencers are sharp
- Fencers are sharper
- Fencers are the reel deal
- Fencers do it in pools
- Fencers do it in the fleche
- Fencers do it in time
- Fencers don’t die, they just smell like it
- Fencers eat their dead
- Fencers get the point
- Fencers get the point across
- Fencers have a good time
- Fencers have deeper thrusts
- Fencers have duel personalities
- Fencers have the touch
- Fencers hit the spot
- Fencers make better lovers
- Fences well with others
- Fencing – because it’s fun to stab friends
- Fencing – invented by men, perfected by women
- Fencing – make it a point
- Fencing – sweat, touch, score!
- Fencing – the first line of defence
- Fencing – two straps away from a straight jacket
- Fencing – when you absolutely, positively must stab someone
- Fencing dad
- Fencing dad says don’t look at the lights!
- Fencing family
- Fencing fool
- Fencing forever, work whenever
- Fencing grandma
- Fencing grandpa
- Fencing hits the spot
- Fencing husband
- Fencing is a game for sharp wits
- Fencing is a lifetime sport
- Fencing is a strip tease
- Fencing is all about halting and scoring
- Fencing is awesome
- Fencing is close to my heart
- Fencing is combat
- Fencing is disengaging
- Fencing is engaging
- Fencing is escrime
- Fencing is for lovers
- Fencing is formidable
- Fencing is hell, but winning is heaven
- Fencing is life – all the rest is detail
- Fencing is my life
- Fencing is not a matter of life or death – it’s more
important than that *
- Fencing is not just a sport – it’s a way of life
- Fencing is not just a sport – it’s an obsession
- Fencing is sweet
- Fencing is the most fun you can have with your clothes on
- Fencing is the reel deal
- Fencing is therapy
- Fencing is touching
- Fencing isn’t a sport, it’s a religion
- Fencing keeps the dogs out
- Fencing keeps you on your toes
- Fencing kicks ass
- Fencing lights up my life
- Fencing lines
- Fencing keeps you on your toes
- Fencing kicks ass
- Fencing kicks butt
- Fencing mom
- Fencing princess
- Fencing rocks
- Fencing sharpens your wits
- Fencing tip – angry fencers don’t win
- Fencing wench
- Fencing widow
- Fencing widower
- Fencing wife
- Fer is fair
- Fleche it out
- Flick this
- Flunge!
- Foil – aim for the heart, epee – aim for the hand, sabre –
off with their heads!
- Foil fencers are better lovers
- Foil fencers do it with finesse
- Foil fencers get right to the point
- Foil is an art, epee is a science, sabre is romance
- Foil is art, epee is theatre, sabre is the truth
- Foil is conversation, epee is civilized, sabre is an
argument
- Foil is for wrapping turkey
- Foil is foreplay, saber is premature ejaculation, epee is
making love
- Foil is like liver – yukky but good for you
- Foil is not for wrapping turkey
- Foil is poker, epee is physical chess, sabre is rock,
paper, scissors
- Foil sucks
- Foilists talk about footwork, epeeists talk about blade
work, saberists talk about themselves
- Foils rush in where angels fail to tread
- Footwork, footwork, footwork, I’m tired of footwork
- Four score and only one point to go
- Friends don’t let friends fence epee
- Friends don’t let friends fence foil
- Friends don’t let friends fence sabre
- From a distance
- Future fencer
- Gasparilla
- Genuine original fencing genius
- Get a buzz on
- Get a grip
- Get a grip on it
- Get in touch
- Get points for fencing
- Get the point
- Get to know your opponents, you never know when they’re
going to learn something new
- Girls can’t what?
- Good bout good fencer, bad bout, bad coach
- Good fencers make good neighbors
- Got epee?
- Got foil?
- Got saber?
- Got tempo?
- Has been is better than never was
- Have you hugged your coach today?
- Have you hugged your maitre today?
- He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the
world was mad
- Heaven is just one light
- Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword
- Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya – you killed my father,
prepare to die
- Hit and don’t be hit
- Hit hard, fast, often and don’t be hit
- Hit the shiny stuff
- Hit with the pointy end
- Hits happen
- Hooray for epee
- How’s my fencing? Call 1-800 TOUCH
- I (heart) fencing
- I am the cleaner
- I am the coach – to save time, assume I know everything
- I am, therefore I fence
- I can beat you with one hand behind my back
- I can read your attacks like a book – and yours says “see
Dick lunge!”
- I can’t fence, but I win
- I challenge you to a duel
- I coach therefore I am
- I control with my point
- I didn’t come here to lose
- I don’t fence, I coach
- I don’t pump iron, I push steel
- I enjoy the pleasures of the fleche
- I feel feint
- I fence like a girl
- I fence, therefore I am
- I fenced!
- I had him 4-2 and then – zap -I was dead (ghost at
graveyard)
- I have a problem, my work is starting to interfere with my
fencing
- I have places to go, people to stab
- I have too much self respect to fence epee
- I have too much self respect to fence foil
- I have too much self respect to fence saber
- I know something you don’t know
- I love a fencer
- I make pointed remarks
- I may be old but I’m good
- I pay for my kid to play
- I pay he plays
- I pay the coach
- I pay, she plays
- I plee with epee
- I pump iron and push steel
- I scream you scream, we all scream for escrime
- I see the light
- I thought his weapon had a tip (Frankenstein)
- I touched an electric weapon (cat)
- I’d rather be fencing
- I’ll fence for chocolate
- I’ll fence for cookies
- I’ll fence for food
- I’ll fence for sex
- I’ll rattle your sabre
- I’m a mischievous sabre child
- I’m advanced in age
- I’m in my prime
- I’m never fencing him again (mummy)
- I’m stuck!
- I’m the fencer your coach warned you about
- I’m the fencer your mother warned you about
- I’ve got the build for an epee fencer (skeleton)
- If at first you don’t succeed – redouble
- If fencing was easy, everyone would do it
- If I could offer you only one tip for improving your life –
fencing would be it
- If the enemy is in range, so are you
- If you fenced as well as you whine, you’d be a
winner
- If you give a fencer a cookie…
- Instant fencing parent – just add coffee
- Instant fencing parent – just add tea
- Is that an epee in your pants or are you just happy to see
me?
- Is this how Errol Flynn got started?
- It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s whether I win or lose
- It’s only a fleche wound
- Join the party, learn to parry
- Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you can’t score
- Keep in touch
- Keep moving your feet
- Keep your distance
- King of swords
- Klaatu barada nikto
- Laxatives give a good direct elimination
- Lefty fencer – look out!
- Lefty fencer and proud of it!
- Let your opponent be the one who goofs
- Let’s do lunge
- Let’s fence – the financial crisis can wait
- Let’s hook up!
- Life is a game, but fencing is serious
- Life is fencing, now go and learn it
- Life is more than just fencing
- Life is short – fence hard
- Life is short – fence often
- Life is simple – eat, sleep, fence
- Like good wine, fencers improve with age
- Live dangerously – hug a fencer!
- Look sharp, feel sharp, be sharp – fence!
- Make it a point to fence
- Make my day, fence epee
- Make points for fencing
- Make your point
- Masks, not just for Halloween
- MILF – mother, I’d like to fence
- Motto for dummies – don’t just do something, stand there
- My blood, my sweat, your tears
- My brother fences
- My coach can kick your coach’s ass
- My coach can kick your coach’s touchee
- My daddy fences
- My daughter is a fencer
- My daughter’s a winner
- My family fences
- My fencing fu is strong today
- My fencing kid can beat your fencing kid (girl, boy)
- My girlfriend likes to play with sharp, pointy objects –
envious?
- My grandma fences
- My grandpa fences
- My inner child wants to fence
- My kid can beat your kid (girl, boy)
- My kid can stab your honor kid
- My kid, my money (girl, boy)
- My knight in shining armor fences saber
- My master can kick your master’s ass
- My mommy fences
- My sister is a fencer
- My son is a fencer
- My son’s a winner
- My uncle fences
- Never touch me there again
- Next time I shall wear my old clothes
- No offence
- No one argues with a sharp point
- No one is really sure of the exact date fencing started
- No, I said fence, not fence (cat on fence)
- Nothing hurts when you fence
- Old fencers never die, they just lose their right of way
- Old fencers never die, they just lose their touch
- One touch at a time
- Only your defeat will ease my pain
- Or maybe…the pellet with the poison is in the flagon with
the dragon
- Out to lunge
- Ow! My eye!
- Pain is temporary, but pride is forever
- Peace, love, out, piste, glove, bout
- Piste de resistance
- Plays well with swords
- Please take my blade and hit me as hard as you can
- Prepare to die
- Proudly and loudly
- Puss ‘n boots (picture)
- Queen of swords
- Reach out and touch someone
- Ready pret go
- Real men fence
- Real men fence epee
- Real men fence foil
- Real men fence sabre
- Real women fence
- Real women fence epee
- Real women fence foil
- Real women fence sabre
- Sabre Demon
- Sabre fencers are better lovers
- Sabre fencers set the tempo
- Sabre grrrl!
- Sabre is never having to say you’re sorry
- Sabre is romance
- Sabre is sensational
- Sabre rattler
- Sabre says it all
- Sabre sucks
- Score!!
- Screw right of way, I got the point!
- Seven days without fencing makes one weak
- Sex is great, but fencing is better
- Sex is the most fun you can have without fencing
- Sex, drugs epee
- Sex, drugs, fencing
- Sex, drugs, foil
- Sex, drugs, saber
- Show me your fleche and I’ll show you my thrust
- Shut up and fence
- Shut up and let me fence
- Simultaneous…not
- Speak softly and carry a big sword
- Stick it to ’em
- Strip poker
- Sword woman
- Take the plunge, do a lunge
- Take your epee and stick it anywhere
- Talk to the blade ’cause the guard ain’t listening
- That which does not kill us does not get a second chance
- That’s inconceivable
- That’s right! Here’s where the talkin’ ends!
- The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true
- The couple that fences together stays together
- The essence of fencing is to give, but by no means to
receive – Moliere
- The life of a fencing addict is hell, but somebody’s gotta
do it
- The lights lie
- The older I get, the better I was
- The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle
- The pen is mightier than the sword, if the pen is sword is
very short and the pen is very long
- The point is to win
- The thinner the blade of the sword, the more swiftly it
cuts through
- The way to a man’s heart is through his sternum
- The way to a woman’s heart is through her rib cage
- There are shortcuts to happiness and fencing is one of them
- There are two types of fencers – those who score, and those
who wish they could
- There is magic to sword play, forget the footwork, forget
the blade, the battle is won in the mind
- There is no jesting with edged tools
- There’s almost no point in fencing sabre
- There is no crying in fencing
- There’s no such thing as a free lunge
- This is my broomstick…groovy!
- Those who can’t fence coach
- Those who can’t fence teach
- Thrust right and see the light
- Time spent fencing is added to one’s life span
- Time spent fencing is not deducted from one’s life span
- Timing is everything
- To beat or not to beat
- To beat or not to beat – what is the question?
- To fence is to live, to live is to fence
- To fence or not to fence, what a stupid question!
- To fence or not to fence, what is the question?
- To live is to fence, to fence is to live
- To the victor go the foils
- Touch my body and you die
- Touché
- Toupee (cartoon of one fencer taking off other’s toupee)
- Trainers can help you wrap it up
- Trust me, I’m a coach
- USFA
- Veteran fencers rock the oldest sport
- Veteran fencers are antique little boys
- Veteran fencers are antique little girls
- Violent femme
- Was there life before epee? Saber?
Foil? Fencing?
- We get better as we get older
- We pay, the kids play
- We’ve been through the mill but we’re not over the hill
- What a bout last night
- What am I doing in this strip joint
- What do you call someone who win’s all day long
15-14? Champion!!
- What’s your point?
- When all else fails, go hard, go fast, scream loud
- When in doubt stick it out
- Who is that masked man?
- Who was that masked man?
- Whoever said may the best man win never lost to a girl
- Winner!
- Winners don’t whine
- Without fencing life would be a mistake
- Women aren’t cheerleaders, they’re warriors
- Work is for people who don’t fence
- Work is what you do to pay for fencing
- Work is what you do when you aren’t fencing
- Working is just a hobby, this is my real job
- World’s best fencing coach
- World’s best fencing dad
- World’s best fencing mom
- Wounds will heal, blood will fade, pride is forever
- Yes we can – fence!
- Yes, I’m a girl
- You call that a nose?
- You can live without fencing, but not as well
- You can’t touch me, I’m engaged
- You fence, I’ll coach
- You, me, strip, now!
- You’ll have to beat me to win
- You’re not that bad, I’m just that awesome!
- Your point is?
- “Z”
- A bad day at fencing beats a good day at the office
- A bad day at fencing beats a good day in class
- A day without fencing is like…Monday
- A touch in time is a point
- A woman’s place is on the strip
- Advance at your own risk
- After the parry – riposte!
- Age & treachery will always overcome youth and
talent
- Age before beauty
- And your point is?
- Anything I slice off I get to keep!
- Are we having fun yet?
- Are you the six-fingered man?
- Armorers are reel people
- Armorers are reely wired
- As you wish
- Athletes don’t die, they just smell like it
- Babe with a blade
- Bad footwork makes mad coaches
- Be a big fish in a little pool
- Beat it!
- Beat me, bind me, but don’t touch me
- Because I’m the ref and I said so
- Better a has been than a never was
- Beware of girl with sword
- Big blade fencing where size matters
- Born to fence
- Born to fence, doomed to work
- Born to fence, forced to work
- Boxing glove on back hand of fencer – (cartoon)
- Buzz off
- C’est la vie, c’est escrime
- C’mon try to hit me
- Caught in a bind
- Chick flick
- Choose your weapon
- Corps a corps – the sins of the fleche
- Crime doesn’t epee
- Curses – foiled again
- Death before dishonor
- Designated hitter
- DFL and proud of it
- Did you get my point?
- Did you kill my father?
- Direct elimination – 2 men enter, 1 man leaves
- Direct elimination – 2 women enter, 1 woman leaves
- Do obscure movements
- Do you fence as dumb as you look?
- Do you foil around?
- Don’t be a whiner be a winner
- Don’t fence me in
- Don’t foil around with me
- Don’t get piste off
- Don’t get stuck
- Don’t look at the lights!
- Don’t mess with fencers
- Don’t retreat into your shell
- Don’t walk into the pointy end
- Dueling is delightful
- Eat, sleep, breathe, fence
- En garde ( 2 different ones)
- Epee ever after
- Epee fencers are better lovers
- Epee fencers have stiffer blades
- Epee fencers touch all over
- Epee is a science
- Epee is everything
- Epee sucks
- Epeeists have issues
- Even if you’re not fencing right now, you’re still a fencer
- Everyone looks up to epee fencers
- Experience points the way
- Fabulous fencing parent
- Feint is not passing out
- Fence Florida
- Fence now, sleep later
- Fence or become one
- Fence tough!
- Fence well if you can, otherwise just fence
- Fence-a-holic
- Fencers are better lovers
- Fencers are grounded
- Fencers are on target
- Fencers are reel people
- Fencers are reely wired
- Fencers are sharp
- Fencers are sharper
- Fencers are the reel deal
- Fencers do it in pools
- Fencers do it in the fleche
- Fencers do it in time
- Fencers don’t die, they just smell like it
- Fencers eat their dead
- Fencers get the point
- Fencers get the point across
- Fencers have a good time
- Fencers have deeper thrusts
- Fencers have duel personalities
- Fencers have the touch
- Fencers hit the spot
- Fencers make better lovers
- Fences well with others
- Fencing – because it’s fun to stab friends
- Fencing – invented by men, perfected by women
- Fencing – make it a point
- Fencing – sweat, touch, score!
- Fencing – the first line of defence
- Fencing – two straps away from a straight jacket
- Fencing – when you absolutely, positively must stab someone
- Fencing dad
- Fencing dad says don’t look at the lights!
- Fencing family
- Fencing fool
- Fencing forever, work whenever
- Fencing grandma
- Fencing grandpa
- Fencing hits the spot
- Fencing husband
- Fencing is a game for sharp wits
- Fencing is a lifetime sport
- Fencing is a strip tease
- Fencing is all about halting and scoring
- Fencing is awesome
- Fencing is close to my heart
- Fencing is combat
- Fencing is disengaging
- Fencing is engaging
- Fencing is escrime
- Fencing is for lovers
- Fencing is formidable
- Fencing is hell, but winning is heaven
- Fencing is life – all the rest is detail
- Fencing is my life
- Fencing is not a matter of life or death – it’s more
important than that *
- Fencing is not just a sport – it’s a way of life
- Fencing is not just a sport – it’s an obsession
- Fencing is sweet
- Fencing is the most fun you can have with your clothes on
- Fencing is the reel deal
- Fencing is therapy
- Fencing is touching
- Fencing isn’t a sport, it’s a religion
- Fencing keeps the dogs out
- Fencing keeps you on your toes
- Fencing kicks ass
- Fencing lights up my life
- Fencing lines
- Fencing keeps you on your toes
- Fencing kicks ass
- Fencing kicks butt
- Fencing mom
- Fencing princess
- Fencing rocks
- Fencing sharpens your wits
- Fencing tip – angry fencers don’t win
- Fencing wench
- Fencing widow
- Fencing widower
- Fencing wife
- Fer is fair
- Fleche it out
- Flick this
- Flunge!
- Foil – aim for the heart, epee – aim for the hand, sabre –
off with their heads!
- Foil fencers are better lovers
- Foil fencers do it with finesse
- Foil fencers get right to the point
- Foil is an art, epee is a science, sabre is romance
- Foil is art, epee is theatre, sabre is the truth
- Foil is conversation, epee is civilized, sabre is an
argument
- Foil is for wrapping turkey
- Foil is foreplay, saber is premature ejaculation, epee is
making love
- Foil is like liver – yukky but good for you
- Foil is not for wrapping turkey
- Foil is poker, epee is physical chess, sabre is rock,
paper, scissors
- Foil sucks
- Foilists talk about footwork, epeeists talk about blade
work, saberists talk about themselves
- Foils rush in where angels fail to tread
- Footwork, footwork, footwork, I’m tired of footwork
- Four score and only one point to go
- Friends don’t let friends fence epee
- Friends don’t let friends fence foil
- Friends don’t let friends fence sabre
- From a distance
- Future fencer
- Gasparilla
- Genuine original fencing genius
- Get a buzz on
- Get a grip
- Get a grip on it
- Get in touch
- Get points for fencing
- Get the point
- Get to know your opponents, you never know when they’re
going to learn something new
- Girls can’t what?
- Good bout good fencer, bad bout, bad coach
- Good fencers make good neighbors
- Got epee?
- Got foil?
- Got saber?
- Got tempo?
- Has been is better than never was
- Have you hugged your coach today?
- Have you hugged your maitre today?
- He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the
world was mad
- Heaven is just one light
- Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword
- Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya – you killed my father,
prepare to die
- Hit and don’t be hit
- Hit hard, fast, often and don’t be hit
- Hit the shiny stuff
- Hit with the pointy end
- Hits happen
- Hooray for epee
- How’s my fencing? Call 1-800 TOUCH
- I (heart) fencing
- I am the cleaner
- I am the coach – to save time, assume I know everything
- I am, therefore I fence
- I can beat you with one hand behind my back
- I can read your attacks like a book – and yours says “see
Dick lunge!”
- I can’t fence, but I win
- I challenge you to a duel
- I coach therefore I am
- I control with my point
- I didn’t come here to lose
- I don’t fence, I coach
- I don’t pump iron, I push steel
- I enjoy the pleasures of the fleche
- I feel feint
- I fence like a girl
- I fence, therefore I am
- I fenced!
- I had him 4-2 and then – zap -I was dead (ghost at
graveyard)
- I have a problem, my work is starting to interfere with my
fencing
- I have places to go, people to stab
- I have too much self respect to fence epee
- I have too much self respect to fence foil
- I have too much self respect to fence saber
- I know something you don’t know
- I love a fencer
- I make pointed remarks
- I may be old but I’m good
- I pay for my kid to play
- I pay he plays
- I pay the coach
- I pay, she plays
- I plee with epee
- I pump iron and push steel
- I scream you scream, we all scream for escrime
- I see the light
- I thought his weapon had a tip (Frankenstein)
- I touched an electric weapon (cat)
- I’d rather be fencing
- I’ll fence for chocolate
- I’ll fence for cookies
- I’ll fence for food
- I’ll fence for sex
- I’ll rattle your sabre
- I’m a mischievous sabre child
- I’m advanced in age
- I’m in my prime
- I’m never fencing him again (mummy)
- I’m stuck!
- I’m the fencer your coach warned you about
- I’m the fencer your mother warned you about
- I’ve got the build for an epee fencer (skeleton)
- If at first you don’t succeed – redouble
- If fencing was easy, everyone would do it
- If I could offer you only one tip for improving your life –
fencing would be it
- If the enemy is in range, so are you
- If you fenced as well as you whine, you’d be a
winner
- If you give a fencer a cookie…
- Instant fencing parent – just add coffee
- Instant fencing parent – just add tea
- Is that an epee in your pants or are you just happy to see
me?
- Is this how Errol Flynn got started?
- It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s whether I win or lose
- It’s only a fleche wound
- Join the party, learn to parry
- Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you can’t score
- Keep in touch
- Keep moving your feet
- Keep your distance
- King of swords
- Klaatu barada nikto
- Laxatives give a good direct elimination
- Lefty fencer – look out!
- Lefty fencer and proud of it!
- Let your opponent be the one who goofs
- Let’s do lunge
- Let’s fence – the financial crisis can wait
- Let’s hook up!
- Life is a game, but fencing is serious
- Life is fencing, now go and learn it
- Life is more than just fencing
- Life is short – fence hard
- Life is short – fence often
- Life is simple – eat, sleep, fence
- Like good wine, fencers improve with age
- Live dangerously – hug a fencer!
- Look sharp, feel sharp, be sharp – fence!
- Make it a point to fence
- Make my day, fence epee
- Make points for fencing
- Make your point
- Masks, not just for Halloween
- MILF – mother, I’d like to fence
- Motto for dummies – don’t just do something, stand there
- My blood, my sweat, your tears
- My brother fences
- My coach can kick your coach’s ass
- My coach can kick your coach’s touchee
- My daddy fences
- My daughter is a fencer
- My daughter’s a winner
- My family fences
- My fencing fu is strong today
- My fencing kid can beat your fencing kid (girl, boy)
- My girlfriend likes to play with sharp, pointy objects –
envious?
- My grandma fences
- My grandpa fences
- My inner child wants to fence
- My kid can beat your kid (girl, boy)
- My kid can stab your honor kid
- My kid, my money (girl, boy)
- My knight in shining armor fences saber
- My master can kick your master’s ass
- My mommy fences
- My sister is a fencer
- My son is a fencer
- My son’s a winner
- My uncle fences
- Never touch me there again
- Next time I shall wear my old clothes
- No offence
- No one argues with a sharp point
- No one is really sure of the exact date fencing started
- No, I said fence, not fence (cat on fence)
- Nothing hurts when you fence
- Old fencers never die, they just lose their right of way
- Old fencers never die, they just lose their touch
- One touch at a time
- Only your defeat will ease my pain
- Or maybe…the pellet with the poison is in the flagon with
the dragon
- Out to lunge
- Ow! My eye!
- Pain is temporary, but pride is forever
- Peace, love, out, piste, glove, bout
- Piste de resistance
- Plays well with swords
- Please take my blade and hit me as hard as you can
- Prepare to die
- Proudly and loudly
- Puss ‘n boots (picture)
- Queen of swords
- Reach out and touch someone
- Ready pret go
- Real men fence
- Real men fence epee
- Real men fence foil
- Real men fence sabre
- Real women fence
- Real women fence epee
- Real women fence foil
- Real women fence sabre
- Sabre Demon
- Sabre fencers are better lovers
- Sabre fencers set the tempo
- Sabre grrrl!
- Sabre is never having to say you’re sorry
- Sabre is romance
- Sabre is sensational
- Sabre rattler
- Sabre says it all
- Sabre sucks
- Score!!
- Screw right of way, I got the point!
- Seven days without fencing makes one weak
- Sex is great, but fencing is better
- Sex is the most fun you can have without fencing
- Sex, drugs epee
- Sex, drugs, fencing
- Sex, drugs, foil
- Sex, drugs, saber
- Show me your fleche and I’ll show you my thrust
- Shut up and fence
- Shut up and let me fence
- Simultaneous…not
- Speak softly and carry a big sword
- Stick it to ’em
- Strip poker
- Sword woman
- Take the plunge, do a lunge
- Take your epee and stick it anywhere
- Talk to the blade ’cause the guard ain’t listening
- That which does not kill us does not get a second chance
- That’s inconceivable
- That’s right! Here’s where the talkin’ ends!
- The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true
- The couple that fences together stays together
- The essence of fencing is to give, but by no means to
receive – Moliere
- The life of a fencing addict is hell, but somebody’s gotta
do it
- The lights lie
- The older I get, the better I was
- The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle
- The pen is mightier than the sword, if the pen is sword is
very short and the pen is very long
- The point is to win
- The thinner the blade of the sword, the more swiftly it
cuts through
- The way to a man’s heart is through his sternum
- The way to a woman’s heart is through her rib cage
- There are shortcuts to happiness and fencing is one of them
- There are two types of fencers – those who score, and those
who wish they could
- There is magic to sword play, forget the footwork, forget
the blade, the battle is won in the mind
- There is no jesting with edged tools
- There’s almost no point in fencing sabre
- There is no crying in fencing
- There’s no such thing as a free lunge
- This is my broomstick…groovy!
- Those who can’t fence coach
- Those who can’t fence teach
- Thrust right and see the light
- Time spent fencing is added to one’s life span
- Time spent fencing is not deducted from one’s life span
- Timing is everything
- To beat or not to beat
- To beat or not to beat – what is the question?
- To fence is to live, to live is to fence
- To fence or not to fence, what a stupid question!
- To fence or not to fence, what is the question?
- To live is to fence, to fence is to live
- To the victor go the foils
- Touch my body and you die
- Touché
- Toupee (cartoon of one fencer taking off other’s toupee)
- Trainers can help you wrap it up
- Trust me, I’m a coach
- USFA
- Veteran fencers rock the oldest sport
- Veteran fencers are antique little boys
- Veteran fencers are antique little girls
- Violent femme
- Was there life before epee? Saber?
Foil? Fencing?
- We get better as we get older
- We pay, the kids play
- We’ve been through the mill but we’re not over the hill
- What a bout last night
- What am I doing in this strip joint
- What do you call someone who win’s all day long
15-14? Champion!!
- What’s your point?
- When all else fails, go hard, go fast, scream loud
- When in doubt stick it out
- Who is that masked man?
- Who was that masked man?
- Whoever said may the best man win never lost to a girl
- Winner!
- Winners don’t whine
- Without fencing life would be a mistake
- Women aren’t cheerleaders, they’re warriors
- Work is for people who don’t fence
- Work is what you do to pay for fencing
- Work is what you do when you aren’t fencing
- Working is just a hobby, this is my real job
- World’s best fencing coach
- World’s best fencing dad
- World’s best fencing mom
- Wounds will heal, blood will fade, pride is forever
- Yes we can – fence!
- Yes, I’m a girl
- You call that a nose?
- You can live without fencing, but not as well
- You can’t touch me, I’m engaged
- You fence, I’ll coach
- You, me, strip, now!
- You’ll have to beat me to win
- You’re not that bad, I’m just that awesome!
- Your point is?
- “Z”
- A bad day at fencing beats a good day at the office
- A bad day at fencing beats a good day in class
- A day without fencing is like…Monday
- A touch in time is a point
- A woman’s place is on the strip
- Advance at your own risk
- After the parry – riposte!
- Age & treachery will always overcome youth and
talent
- Age before beauty
- And your point is?
- Anything I slice off I get to keep!
- Are we having fun yet?
- Are you the six-fingered man?
- Armorers are reel people
- Armorers are reely wired
- As you wish
- Athletes don’t die, they just smell like it
- Babe with a blade
- Bad footwork makes mad coaches
- Be a big fish in a little pool
- Beat it!
- Beat me, bind me, but don’t touch me
- Because I’m the ref and I said so
- Better a has been than a never was
- Beware of girl with sword
- Big blade fencing where size matters
- Born to fence
- Born to fence, doomed to work
- Born to fence, forced to work
- Boxing glove on back hand of fencer – (cartoon)
- Buzz off
- C’est la vie, c’est escrime
- C’mon try to hit me
- Caught in a bind
- Chick flick
- Choose your weapon
- Corps a corps – the sins of the fleche
- Crime doesn’t epee
- Curses – foiled again
- Death before dishonor
- Designated hitter
- DFL and proud of it
- Did you get my point?
- Did you kill my father?
- Direct elimination – 2 men enter, 1 man leaves
- Direct elimination – 2 women enter, 1 woman leaves
- Do obscure movements
- Do you fence as dumb as you look?
- Do you foil around?
- Don’t be a whiner be a winner
- Don’t fence me in
- Don’t foil around with me
- Don’t get piste off
- Don’t get stuck
- Don’t look at the lights!
- Don’t mess with fencers
- Don’t retreat into your shell
- Don’t walk into the pointy end
- Dueling is delightful
- Eat, sleep, breathe, fence
- En garde ( 2 different ones)
- Epee ever after
- Epee fencers are better lovers
- Epee fencers have stiffer blades
- Epee fencers touch all over
- Epee is a science
- Epee is everything
- Epee sucks
- Epeeists have issues
- Even if you’re not fencing right now, you’re still a fencer
- Everyone looks up to epee fencers
- Experience points the way
- Fabulous fencing parent
- Feint is not passing out
- Fence Florida
- Fence now, sleep later
- Fence or become one
- Fence tough!
- Fence well if you can, otherwise just fence
- Fence-a-holic
- Fencers are better lovers
- Fencers are grounded
- Fencers are on target
- Fencers are reel people
- Fencers are reely wired
- Fencers are sharp
- Fencers are sharper
- Fencers are the reel deal
- Fencers do it in pools
- Fencers do it in the fleche
- Fencers do it in time
- Fencers don’t die, they just smell like it
- Fencers eat their dead
- Fencers get the point
- Fencers get the point across
- Fencers have a good time
- Fencers have deeper thrusts
- Fencers have duel personalities
- Fencers have the touch
- Fencers hit the spot
- Fencers make better lovers
- Fences well with others
- Fencing – because it’s fun to stab friends
- Fencing – invented by men, perfected by women
- Fencing – make it a point
- Fencing – sweat, touch, score!
- Fencing – the first line of defence
- Fencing – two straps away from a straight jacket
- Fencing – when you absolutely, positively must stab someone
- Fencing dad
- Fencing dad says don’t look at the lights!
- Fencing family
- Fencing fool
- Fencing forever, work whenever
- Fencing grandma
- Fencing grandpa
- Fencing hits the spot
- Fencing husband
- Fencing is a game for sharp wits
- Fencing is a lifetime sport
- Fencing is a strip tease
- Fencing is all about halting and scoring
- Fencing is awesome
- Fencing is close to my heart
- Fencing is combat
- Fencing is disengaging
- Fencing is engaging
- Fencing is escrime
- Fencing is for lovers
- Fencing is formidable
- Fencing is hell, but winning is heaven
- Fencing is life – all the rest is detail
- Fencing is my life
- Fencing is not a matter of life or death – it’s more
important than that *
- Fencing is not just a sport – it’s a way of life
- Fencing is not just a sport – it’s an obsession
- Fencing is sweet
- Fencing is the most fun you can have with your clothes on
- Fencing is the reel deal
- Fencing is therapy
- Fencing is touching
- Fencing isn’t a sport, it’s a religion
- Fencing keeps the dogs out
- Fencing keeps you on your toes
- Fencing kicks ass
- Fencing lights up my life
- Fencing lines
- Fencing keeps you on your toes
- Fencing kicks ass
- Fencing kicks butt
- Fencing mom
- Fencing princess
- Fencing rocks
- Fencing sharpens your wits
- Fencing tip – angry fencers don’t win
- Fencing wench
- Fencing widow
- Fencing widower
- Fencing wife
- Fer is fair
- Fleche it out
- Flick this
- Flunge!
- Foil – aim for the heart, epee – aim for the hand, sabre –
off with their heads!
- Foil fencers are better lovers
- Foil fencers do it with finesse
- Foil fencers get right to the point
- Foil is an art, epee is a science, sabre is romance
- Foil is art, epee is theatre, sabre is the truth
- Foil is conversation, epee is civilized, sabre is an
argument
- Foil is for wrapping turkey
- Foil is foreplay, saber is premature ejaculation, epee is
making love
- Foil is like liver – yukky but good for you
- Foil is not for wrapping turkey
- Foil is poker, epee is physical chess, sabre is rock,
paper, scissors
- Foil sucks
- Foilists talk about footwork, epeeists talk about blade
work, saberists talk about themselves
- Foils rush in where angels fail to tread
- Footwork, footwork, footwork, I’m tired of footwork
- Four score and only one point to go
- Friends don’t let friends fence epee
- Friends don’t let friends fence foil
- Friends don’t let friends fence sabre
- From a distance
- Future fencer
- Gasparilla
- Genuine original fencing genius
- Get a buzz on
- Get a grip
- Get a grip on it
- Get in touch
- Get points for fencing
- Get the point
- Get to know your opponents, you never know when they’re
going to learn something new
- Girls can’t what?
- Good bout good fencer, bad bout, bad coach
- Good fencers make good neighbors
- Got epee?
- Got foil?
- Got saber?
- Got tempo?
- Has been is better than never was
- Have you hugged your coach today?
- Have you hugged your maitre today?
- He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the
world was mad
- Heaven is just one light
- Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword
- Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya – you killed my father,
prepare to die
- Hit and don’t be hit
- Hit hard, fast, often and don’t be hit
- Hit the shiny stuff
- Hit with the pointy end
- Hits happen
- Hooray for epee
- How’s my fencing? Call 1-800 TOUCH
- I (heart) fencing
- I am the cleaner
- I am the coach – to save time, assume I know everything
- I am, therefore I fence
- I can beat you with one hand behind my back
- I can read your attacks like a book – and yours says “see
Dick lunge!”
- I can’t fence, but I win
- I challenge you to a duel
- I coach therefore I am
- I control with my point
- I didn’t come here to lose
- I don’t fence, I coach
- I don’t pump iron, I push steel
- I enjoy the pleasures of the fleche
- I feel feint
- I fence like a girl
- I fence, therefore I am
- I fenced!
- I had him 4-2 and then – zap -I was dead (ghost at
graveyard)
- I have a problem, my work is starting to interfere with my
fencing
- I have places to go, people to stab
- I have too much self respect to fence epee
- I have too much self respect to fence foil
- I have too much self respect to fence saber
- I know something you don’t know
- I love a fencer
- I make pointed remarks
- I may be old but I’m good
- I pay for my kid to play
- I pay he plays
- I pay the coach
- I pay, she plays
- I plee with epee
- I pump iron and push steel
- I scream you scream, we all scream for escrime
- I see the light
- I thought his weapon had a tip (Frankenstein)
- I touched an electric weapon (cat)
- I’d rather be fencing
- I’ll fence for chocolate
- I’ll fence for cookies
- I’ll fence for food
- I’ll fence for sex
- I’ll rattle your sabre
- I’m a mischievous sabre child
- I’m advanced in age
- I’m in my prime
- I’m never fencing him again (mummy)
- I’m stuck!
- I’m the fencer your coach warned you about
- I’m the fencer your mother warned you about
- I’ve got the build for an epee fencer (skeleton)
- If at first you don’t succeed – redouble
- If fencing was easy, everyone would do it
- If I could offer you only one tip for improving your life –
fencing would be it
- If the enemy is in range, so are you
- If you fenced as well as you whine, you’d be a
winner
- If you give a fencer a cookie…
- Instant fencing parent – just add coffee
- Instant fencing parent – just add tea
- Is that an epee in your pants or are you just happy to see
me?
- Is this how Errol Flynn got started?
- It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s whether I win or lose
- It’s only a fleche wound
- Join the party, learn to parry
- Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you can’t score
- Keep in touch
- Keep moving your feet
- Keep your distance
- King of swords
- Klaatu barada nikto
- Laxatives give a good direct elimination
- Lefty fencer – look out!
- Lefty fencer and proud of it!
- Let your opponent be the one who goofs
- Let’s do lunge
- Let’s fence – the financial crisis can wait
- Let’s hook up!
- Life is a game, but fencing is serious
- Life is fencing, now go and learn it
- Life is more than just fencing
- Life is short – fence hard
- Life is short – fence often
- Life is simple – eat, sleep, fence
- Like good wine, fencers improve with age
- Live dangerously – hug a fencer!
- Look sharp, feel sharp, be sharp – fence!
- Make it a point to fence
- Make my day, fence epee
- Make points for fencing
- Make your point
- Masks, not just for Halloween
- MILF – mother, I’d like to fence
- Motto for dummies – don’t just do something, stand there
- My blood, my sweat, your tears
- My brother fences
- My coach can kick your coach’s ass
- My coach can kick your coach’s touchee
- My daddy fences
- My daughter is a fencer
- My daughter’s a winner
- My family fences
- My fencing fu is strong today
- My fencing kid can beat your fencing kid (girl, boy)
- My girlfriend likes to play with sharp, pointy objects –
envious?
- My grandma fences
- My grandpa fences
- My inner child wants to fence
- My kid can beat your kid (girl, boy)
- My kid can stab your honor kid
- My kid, my money (girl, boy)
- My knight in shining armor fences saber
- My master can kick your master’s ass
- My mommy fences
- My sister is a fencer
- My son is a fencer
- My son’s a winner
- My uncle fences
- Never touch me there again
- Next time I shall wear my old clothes
- No offence
- No one argues with a sharp point
- No one is really sure of the exact date fencing started
- No, I said fence, not fence (cat on fence)
- Nothing hurts when you fence
- Old fencers never die, they just lose their right of way
- Old fencers never die, they just lose their touch
- One touch at a time
- Only your defeat will ease my pain
- Or maybe…the pellet with the poison is in the flagon with
the dragon
- Out to lunge
- Ow! My eye!
- Pain is temporary, but pride is forever
- Peace, love, out, piste, glove, bout
- Piste de resistance
- Plays well with swords
- Please take my blade and hit me as hard as you can
- Prepare to die
- Proudly and loudly
- Puss ‘n boots (picture)
- Queen of swords
- Reach out and touch someone
- Ready pret go
- Real men fence
- Real men fence epee
- Real men fence foil
- Real men fence sabre
- Real women fence
- Real women fence epee
- Real women fence foil
- Real women fence sabre
- Sabre Demon
- Sabre fencers are better lovers
- Sabre fencers set the tempo
- Sabre grrrl!
- Sabre is never having to say you’re sorry
- Sabre is romance
- Sabre is sensational
- Sabre rattler
- Sabre says it all
- Sabre sucks
- Score!!
- Screw right of way, I got the point!
- Seven days without fencing makes one weak
- Sex is great, but fencing is better
- Sex is the most fun you can have without fencing
- Sex, drugs epee
- Sex, drugs, fencing
- Sex, drugs, foil
- Sex, drugs, saber
- Show me your fleche and I’ll show you my thrust
- Shut up and fence
- Shut up and let me fence
- Simultaneous…not
- Speak softly and carry a big sword
- Stick it to ’em
- Strip poker
- Sword woman
- Take the plunge, do a lunge
- Take your epee and stick it anywhere
- Talk to the blade ’cause the guard ain’t listening
- That which does not kill us does not get a second chance
- That’s inconceivable
- That’s right! Here’s where the talkin’ ends!
- The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true
- The couple that fences together stays together
- The essence of fencing is to give, but by no means to
receive – Moliere
- The life of a fencing addict is hell, but somebody’s gotta
do it
- The lights lie
- The older I get, the better I was
- The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle
- The pen is mightier than the sword, if the pen is sword is
very short and the pen is very long
- The point is to win
- The thinner the blade of the sword, the more swiftly it
cuts through
- The way to a man’s heart is through his sternum
- The way to a woman’s heart is through her rib cage
- There are shortcuts to happiness and fencing is one of them
- There are two types of fencers – those who score, and those
who wish they could
- There is magic to sword play, forget the footwork, forget
the blade, the battle is won in the mind
- There is no jesting with edged tools
- There’s almost no point in fencing sabre
- There is no crying in fencing
- There’s no such thing as a free lunge
- This is my broomstick…groovy!
- Those who can’t fence coach
- Those who can’t fence teach
- Thrust right and see the light
- Time spent fencing is added to one’s life span
- Time spent fencing is not deducted from one’s life span
- Timing is everything
- To beat or not to beat
- To beat or not to beat – what is the question?
- To fence is to live, to live is to fence
- To fence or not to fence, what a stupid question!
- To fence or not to fence, what is the question?
- To live is to fence, to fence is to live
- To the victor go the foils
- Touch my body and you die
- Touché
- Toupee (cartoon of one fencer taking off other’s toupee)
- Trainers can help you wrap it up
- Trust me, I’m a coach
- USFA
- Veteran fencers rock the oldest sport
- Veteran fencers are antique little boys
- Veteran fencers are antique little girls
- Violent femme
- Was there life before epee? Saber?
Foil? Fencing?
- We get better as we get older
- We pay, the kids play
- We’ve been through the mill but we’re not over the hill
- What a bout last night
- What am I doing in this strip joint
- What do you call someone who win’s all day long
15-14? Champion!!
- What’s your point?
- When all else fails, go hard, go fast, scream loud
- When in doubt stick it out
- Who is that masked man?
- Who was that masked man?
- Whoever said may the best man win never lost to a girl
- Winner!
- Winners don’t whine
- Without fencing life would be a mistake
- Women aren’t cheerleaders, they’re warriors
- Work is for people who don’t fence
- Work is what you do to pay for fencing
- Work is what you do when you aren’t fencing
- Working is just a hobby, this is my real job
- World’s best fencing coach
- World’s best fencing dad
- World’s best fencing mom
- Wounds will heal, blood will fade, pride is forever
- Yes we can – fence!
- Yes, I’m a girl
- You call that a nose?
- You can live without fencing, but not as well
- You can’t touch me, I’m engaged
- You fence, I’ll coach
- You, me, strip, now!
- You’ll have to beat me to win
- You’re not that bad, I’m just that awesome!
- Your point is?
- “Z”
- A bad day at fencing beats a good day at the office
- A bad day at fencing beats a good day in class
- A day without fencing is like…Monday
- A touch in time is a point
- A woman’s place is on the strip
- Advance at your own risk
- After the parry – riposte!
- Age & treachery will always overcome youth and
talent
- Age before beauty
- And your point is?
- Anything I slice off I get to keep!
- Are we having fun yet?
- Are you the six-fingered man?
- Armorers are reel people
- Armorers are reely wired
- As you wish
- Athletes don’t die, they just smell like it
- Babe with a blade
- Bad footwork makes mad coaches
- Be a big fish in a little pool
- Beat it!
- Beat me, bind me, but don’t touch me
- Because I’m the ref and I said so
- Better a has been than a never was
- Beware of girl with sword
- Big blade fencing where size matters
- Born to fence
- Born to fence, doomed to work
- Born to fence, forced to work
- Boxing glove on back hand of fencer – (cartoon)
- Buzz off
- C’est la vie, c’est escrime
- C’mon try to hit me
- Caught in a bind
- Chick flick
- Choose your weapon
- Corps a corps – the sins of the fleche
- Crime doesn’t epee
- Curses – foiled again
- Death before dishonor
- Designated hitter
- DFL and proud of it
- Did you get my point?
- Did you kill my father?
- Direct elimination – 2 men enter, 1 man leaves
- Direct elimination – 2 women enter, 1 woman leaves
- Do obscure movements
- Do you fence as dumb as you look?
- Do you foil around?
- Don’t be a whiner be a winner
- Don’t fence me in
- Don’t foil around with me
- Don’t get piste off
- Don’t get stuck
- Don’t look at the lights!
- Don’t mess with fencers
- Don’t retreat into your shell
- Don’t walk into the pointy end
- Dueling is delightful
- Eat, sleep, breathe, fence
- En garde ( 2 different ones)
- Epee ever after
- Epee fencers are better lovers
- Epee fencers have stiffer blades
- Epee fencers touch all over
- Epee is a science
- Epee is everything
- Epee sucks
- Epeeists have issues
- Even if you’re not fencing right now, you’re still a fencer
- Everyone looks up to epee fencers
- Experience points the way
- Fabulous fencing parent
- Feint is not passing out
- Fence Florida
- Fence now, sleep later
- Fence or become one
- Fence tough!
- Fence well if you can, otherwise just fence
- Fence-a-holic
- Fencers are better lovers
- Fencers are grounded
- Fencers are on target
- Fencers are reel people
- Fencers are reely wired
- Fencers are sharp
- Fencers are sharper
- Fencers are the reel deal
- Fencers do it in pools
- Fencers do it in the fleche
- Fencers do it in time
- Fencers don’t die, they just smell like it
- Fencers eat their dead
- Fencers get the point
- Fencers get the point across
- Fencers have a good time
- Fencers have deeper thrusts
- Fencers have duel personalities
- Fencers have the touch
- Fencers hit the spot
- Fencers make better lovers
- Fences well with others
- Fencing – because it’s fun to stab friends
- Fencing – invented by men, perfected by women
- Fencing – make it a point
- Fencing – sweat, touch, score!
- Fencing – the first line of defence
- Fencing – two straps away from a straight jacket
- Fencing – when you absolutely, positively must stab someone
- Fencing dad
- Fencing dad says don’t look at the lights!
- Fencing family
- Fencing fool
- Fencing forever, work whenever
- Fencing grandma
- Fencing grandpa
- Fencing hits the spot
- Fencing husband
- Fencing is a game for sharp wits
- Fencing is a lifetime sport
- Fencing is a strip tease
- Fencing is all about halting and scoring
- Fencing is awesome
- Fencing is close to my heart
- Fencing is combat
- Fencing is disengaging
- Fencing is engaging
- Fencing is escrime
- Fencing is for lovers
- Fencing is formidable
- Fencing is hell, but winning is heaven
- Fencing is life – all the rest is detail
- Fencing is my life
- Fencing is not a matter of life or death – it’s more
important than that *
- Fencing is not just a sport – it’s a way of life
- Fencing is not just a sport – it’s an obsession
- Fencing is sweet
- Fencing is the most fun you can have with your clothes on
- Fencing is the reel deal
- Fencing is therapy
- Fencing is touching
- Fencing isn’t a sport, it’s a religion
- Fencing keeps the dogs out
- Fencing keeps you on your toes
- Fencing kicks ass
- Fencing lights up my life
- Fencing lines
- Fencing keeps you on your toes
- Fencing kicks ass
- Fencing kicks butt
- Fencing mom
- Fencing princess
- Fencing rocks
- Fencing sharpens your wits
- Fencing tip – angry fencers don’t win
- Fencing wench
- Fencing widow
- Fencing widower
- Fencing wife
- Fer is fair
- Fleche it out
- Flick this
- Flunge!
- Foil – aim for the heart, epee – aim for the hand, sabre –
off with their heads!
- Foil fencers are better lovers
- Foil fencers do it with finesse
- Foil fencers get right to the point
- Foil is an art, epee is a science, sabre is romance
- Foil is art, epee is theatre, sabre is the truth
- Foil is conversation, epee is civilized, sabre is an
argument
- Foil is for wrapping turkey
- Foil is foreplay, saber is premature ejaculation, epee is
making love
- Foil is like liver – yukky but good for you
- Foil is not for wrapping turkey
- Foil is poker, epee is physical chess, sabre is rock,
paper, scissors
- Foil sucks
- Foilists talk about footwork, epeeists talk about blade
work, saberists talk about themselves
- Foils rush in where angels fail to tread
- Footwork, footwork, footwork, I’m tired of footwork
- Four score and only one point to go
- Friends don’t let friends fence epee
- Friends don’t let friends fence foil
- Friends don’t let friends fence sabre
- From a distance
- Future fencer
- Gasparilla
- Genuine original fencing genius
- Get a buzz on
- Get a grip
- Get a grip on it
- Get in touch
- Get points for fencing
- Get the point
- Get to know your opponents, you never know when they’re
going to learn something new
- Girls can’t what?
- Good bout good fencer, bad bout, bad coach
- Good fencers make good neighbors
- Got epee?
- Got foil?
- Got saber?
- Got tempo?
- Has been is better than never was
- Have you hugged your coach today?
- Have you hugged your maitre today?
- He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the
world was mad
- Heaven is just one light
- Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword
- Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya – you killed my father,
prepare to die
- Hit and don’t be hit
- Hit hard, fast, often and don’t be hit
- Hit the shiny stuff
- Hit with the pointy end
- Hits happen
- Hooray for epee
- How’s my fencing? Call 1-800 TOUCH
- I (heart) fencing
- I am the cleaner
- I am the coach – to save time, assume I know everything
- I am, therefore I fence
- I can beat you with one hand behind my back
- I can read your attacks like a book – and yours says “see
Dick lunge!”
- I can’t fence, but I win
- I challenge you to a duel
- I coach therefore I am
- I control with my point
- I didn’t come here to lose
- I don’t fence, I coach
- I don’t pump iron, I push steel
- I enjoy the pleasures of the fleche
- I feel feint
- I fence like a girl
- I fence, therefore I am
- I fenced!
- I had him 4-2 and then – zap -I was dead (ghost at
graveyard)
- I have a problem, my work is starting to interfere with my
fencing
- I have places to go, people to stab
- I have too much self respect to fence epee
- I have too much self respect to fence foil
- I have too much self respect to fence saber
- I know something you don’t know
- I love a fencer
- I make pointed remarks
- I may be old but I’m good
- I pay for my kid to play
- I pay he plays
- I pay the coach
- I pay, she plays
- I plee with epee
- I pump iron and push steel
- I scream you scream, we all scream for escrime
- I see the light
- I thought his weapon had a tip (Frankenstein)
- I touched an electric weapon (cat)
- I’d rather be fencing
- I’ll fence for chocolate
- I’ll fence for cookies
- I’ll fence for food
- I’ll fence for sex
- I’ll rattle your sabre
- I’m a mischievous sabre child
- I’m advanced in age
- I’m in my prime
- I’m never fencing him again (mummy)
- I’m stuck!
- I’m the fencer your coach warned you about
- I’m the fencer your mother warned you about
- I’ve got the build for an epee fencer (skeleton)
- If at first you don’t succeed – redouble
- If fencing was easy, everyone would do it
- If I could offer you only one tip for improving your life –
fencing would be it
- If the enemy is in range, so are you
- If you fenced as well as you whine, you’d be a
winner
- If you give a fencer a cookie…
- Instant fencing parent – just add coffee
- Instant fencing parent – just add tea
- Is that an epee in your pants or are you just happy to see
me?
- Is this how Errol Flynn got started?
- It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s whether I win or lose
- It’s only a fleche wound
- Join the party, learn to parry
- Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you can’t score
- Keep in touch
- Keep moving your feet
- Keep your distance
- King of swords
- Klaatu barada nikto
- Laxatives give a good direct elimination
- Lefty fencer – look out!
- Lefty fencer and proud of it!
- Let your opponent be the one who goofs
- Let’s do lunge
- Let’s fence – the financial crisis can wait
- Let’s hook up!
- Life is a game, but fencing is serious
- Life is fencing, now go and learn it
- Life is more than just fencing
- Life is short – fence hard
- Life is short – fence often
- Life is simple – eat, sleep, fence
- Like good wine, fencers improve with age
- Live dangerously – hug a fencer!
- Look sharp, feel sharp, be sharp – fence!
- Make it a point to fence
- Make my day, fence epee
- Make points for fencing
- Make your point
- Masks, not just for Halloween
- MILF – mother, I’d like to fence
- Motto for dummies – don’t just do something, stand there
- My blood, my sweat, your tears
- My brother fences
- My coach can kick your coach’s ass
- My coach can kick your coach’s touchee
- My daddy fences
- My daughter is a fencer
- My daughter’s a winner
- My family fences
- My fencing fu is strong today
- My fencing kid can beat your fencing kid (girl, boy)
- My girlfriend likes to play with sharp, pointy objects –
envious?
- My grandma fences
- My grandpa fences
- My inner child wants to fence
- My kid can beat your kid (girl, boy)
- My kid can stab your honor kid
- My kid, my money (girl, boy)
- My knight in shining armor fences saber
- My master can kick your master’s ass
- My mommy fences
- My sister is a fencer
- My son is a fencer
- My son’s a winner
- My uncle fences
- Never touch me there again
- Next time I shall wear my old clothes
- No offence
- No one argues with a sharp point
- No one is really sure of the exact date fencing started
- No, I said fence, not fence (cat on fence)
- Nothing hurts when you fence
- Old fencers never die, they just lose their right of way
- Old fencers never die, they just lose their touch
- One touch at a time
- Only your defeat will ease my pain
- Or maybe…the pellet with the poison is in the flagon with
the dragon
- Out to lunge
- Ow! My eye!
- Pain is temporary, but pride is forever
- Peace, love, out, piste, glove, bout
- Piste de resistance
- Plays well with swords
- Please take my blade and hit me as hard as you can
- Prepare to die
- Proudly and loudly
- Puss ‘n boots (picture)
- Queen of swords
- Reach out and touch someone
- Ready pret go
- Real men fence
- Real men fence epee
- Real men fence foil
- Real men fence sabre
- Real women fence
- Real women fence epee
- Real women fence foil
- Real women fence sabre
- Sabre Demon
- Sabre fencers are better lovers
- Sabre fencers set the tempo
- Sabre grrrl!
- Sabre is never having to say you’re sorry
- Sabre is romance
- Sabre is sensational
- Sabre rattler
- Sabre says it all
- Sabre sucks
- Score!!
- Screw right of way, I got the point!
- Seven days without fencing makes one weak
- Sex is great, but fencing is better
- Sex is the most fun you can have without fencing
- Sex, drugs epee
- Sex, drugs, fencing
- Sex, drugs, foil
- Sex, drugs, saber
- Show me your fleche and I’ll show you my thrust
- Shut up and fence
- Shut up and let me fence
- Simultaneous…not
- Speak softly and carry a big sword
- Stick it to ’em
- Strip poker
- Sword woman
- Take the plunge, do a lunge
- Take your epee and stick it anywhere
- Talk to the blade ’cause the guard ain’t listening
- That which does not kill us does not get a second chance
- That’s inconceivable
- That’s right! Here’s where the talkin’ ends!
- The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true
- The couple that fences together stays together
- The essence of fencing is to give, but by no means to
receive – Moliere
- The life of a fencing addict is hell, but somebody’s gotta
do it
- The lights lie
- The older I get, the better I was
- The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle
- The pen is mightier than the sword, if the pen is sword is
very short and the pen is very long
- The point is to win
- The thinner the blade of the sword, the more swiftly it
cuts through
- The way to a man’s heart is through his sternum
- The way to a woman’s heart is through her rib cage
- There are shortcuts to happiness and fencing is one of them
- There are two types of fencers – those who score, and those
who wish they could
- There is magic to sword play, forget the footwork, forget
the blade, the battle is won in the mind
- There is no jesting with edged tools
- There’s almost no point in fencing sabre
- There is no crying in fencing
- There’s no such thing as a free lunge
- This is my broomstick…groovy!
- Those who can’t fence coach
- Those who can’t fence teach
- Thrust right and see the light
- Time spent fencing is added to one’s life span
- Time spent fencing is not deducted from one’s life span
- Timing is everything
- To beat or not to beat
- To beat or not to beat – what is the question?
- To fence is to live, to live is to fence
- To fence or not to fence, what a stupid question!
- To fence or not to fence, what is the question?
- To live is to fence, to fence is to live
- To the victor go the foils
- Touch my body and you die
- Touché
- Toupee (cartoon of one fencer taking off other’s toupee)
- Trainers can help you wrap it up
- Trust me, I’m a coach
- USFA
- Veteran fencers rock the oldest sport
- Veteran fencers are antique little boys
- Veteran fencers are antique little girls
- Violent femme
- Was there life before epee? Saber?
Foil? Fencing?
- We get better as we get older
- We pay, the kids play
- We’ve been through the mill but we’re not over the hill
- What a bout last night
- What am I doing in this strip joint
- What do you call someone who win’s all day long
15-14? Champion!!
- What’s your point?
- When all else fails, go hard, go fast, scream loud
- When in doubt stick it out
- Who is that masked man?
- Who was that masked man?
- Whoever said may the best man win never lost to a girl
- Winner!
- Winners don’t whine
- Without fencing life would be a mistake
- Women aren’t cheerleaders, they’re warriors
- Work is for people who don’t fence
- Work is what you do to pay for fencing
- Work is what you do when you aren’t fencing
- Working is just a hobby, this is my real job
- World’s best fencing coach
- World’s best fencing dad
- World’s best fencing mom
- Wounds will heal, blood will fade, pride is forever
- Yes we can – fence!
- Yes, I’m a girl
- You call that a nose?
- You can live without fencing, but not as well
- You can’t touch me, I’m engaged
- You fence, I’ll coach
- You, me, strip, now!
- You’ll have to beat me to win
- You’re not that bad, I’m just that awesome!
- Your point is?
- “Z”
- A bad day at fencing beats a good day at the office
- A bad day at fencing beats a good day in class
- A day without fencing is like…Monday
- A touch in time is a point
- A woman’s place is on the strip
- Advance at your own risk
- After the parry – riposte!
- Age & treachery will always overcome youth and
talent
- Age before beauty
- And your point is?
- Anything I slice off I get to keep!
- Are we having fun yet?
- Are you the six-fingered man?
- Armorers are reel people
- Armorers are reely wired
- As you wish
- Athletes don’t die, they just smell like it
- Babe with a blade
- Bad footwork makes mad coaches
- Be a big fish in a little pool
- Beat it!
- Beat me, bind me, but don’t touch me
- Because I’m the ref and I said so
- Better a has been than a never was
- Beware of girl with sword
- Big blade fencing where size matters
- Born to fence
- Born to fence, doomed to work
- Born to fence, forced to work
- Boxing glove on back hand of fencer – (cartoon)
- Buzz off
- C’est la vie, c’est escrime
- C’mon try to hit me
- Caught in a bind
- Chick flick
- Choose your weapon
- Corps a corps – the sins of the fleche
- Crime doesn’t epee
- Curses – foiled again
- Death before dishonor
- Designated hitter
- DFL and proud of it
- Did you get my point?
- Did you kill my father?
- Direct elimination – 2 men enter, 1 man leaves
- Direct elimination – 2 women enter, 1 woman leaves
- Do obscure movements
- Do you fence as dumb as you look?
- Do you foil around?
- Don’t be a whiner be a winner
- Don’t fence me in
- Don’t foil around with me
- Don’t get piste off
- Don’t get stuck
- Don’t look at the lights!
- Don’t mess with fencers
- Don’t retreat into your shell
- Don’t walk into the pointy end
- Dueling is delightful
- Eat, sleep, breathe, fence
- En garde ( 2 different ones)
- Epee ever after
- Epee fencers are better lovers
- Epee fencers have stiffer blades
- Epee fencers touch all over
- Epee is a science
- Epee is everything
- Epee sucks
- Epeeists have issues
- Even if you’re not fencing right now, you’re still a fencer
- Everyone looks up to epee fencers
- Experience points the way
- Fabulous fencing parent
- Feint is not passing out
- Fence Florida
- Fence now, sleep later
- Fence or become one
- Fence tough!
- Fence well if you can, otherwise just fence
- Fence-a-holic
- Fencers are better lovers
- Fencers are grounded
- Fencers are on target
- Fencers are reel people
- Fencers are reely wired
- Fencers are sharp
- Fencers are sharper
- Fencers are the reel deal
- Fencers do it in pools
- Fencers do it in the fleche
- Fencers do it in time
- Fencers don’t die, they just smell like it
- Fencers eat their dead
- Fencers get the point
- Fencers get the point across
- Fencers have a good time
- Fencers have deeper thrusts
- Fencers have duel personalities
- Fencers have the touch
- Fencers hit the spot
- Fencers make better lovers
- Fences well with others
- Fencing – because it’s fun to stab friends
- Fencing – invented by men, perfected by women
- Fencing – make it a point
- Fencing – sweat, touch, score!
- Fencing – the first line of defence
- Fencing – two straps away from a straight jacket
- Fencing – when you absolutely, positively must stab someone
- Fencing dad
- Fencing dad says don’t look at the lights!
- Fencing family
- Fencing fool
- Fencing forever, work whenever
- Fencing grandma
- Fencing grandpa
- Fencing hits the spot
- Fencing husband
- Fencing is a game for sharp wits
- Fencing is a lifetime sport
- Fencing is a strip tease
- Fencing is all about halting and scoring
- Fencing is awesome
- Fencing is close to my heart
- Fencing is combat
- Fencing is disengaging
- Fencing is engaging
- Fencing is escrime
- Fencing is for lovers
- Fencing is formidable
- Fencing is hell, but winning is heaven
- Fencing is life – all the rest is detail
- Fencing is my life
- Fencing is not a matter of life or death – it’s more
important than that *
- Fencing is not just a sport – it’s a way of life
- Fencing is not just a sport – it’s an obsession
- Fencing is sweet
- Fencing is the most fun you can have with your clothes on
- Fencing is the reel deal
- Fencing is therapy
- Fencing is touching
- Fencing isn’t a sport, it’s a religion
- Fencing keeps the dogs out
- Fencing keeps you on your toes
- Fencing kicks ass
- Fencing lights up my life
- Fencing lines
- Fencing keeps you on your toes
- Fencing kicks ass
- Fencing kicks butt
- Fencing mom
- Fencing princess
- Fencing rocks
- Fencing sharpens your wits
- Fencing tip – angry fencers don’t win
- Fencing wench
- Fencing widow
- Fencing widower
- Fencing wife
- Fer is fair
- Fleche it out
- Flick this
- Flunge!
- Foil – aim for the heart, epee – aim for the hand, sabre –
off with their heads!
- Foil fencers are better lovers
- Foil fencers do it with finesse
- Foil fencers get right to the point
- Foil is an art, epee is a science, sabre is romance
- Foil is art, epee is theatre, sabre is the truth
- Foil is conversation, epee is civilized, sabre is an
argument
- Foil is for wrapping turkey
- Foil is foreplay, saber is premature ejaculation, epee is
making love
- Foil is like liver – yukky but good for you
- Foil is not for wrapping turkey
- Foil is poker, epee is physical chess, sabre is rock,
paper, scissors
- Foil sucks
- Foilists talk about footwork, epeeists talk about blade
work, saberists talk about themselves
- Foils rush in where angels fail to tread
- Footwork, footwork, footwork, I’m tired of footwork
- Four score and only one point to go
- Friends don’t let friends fence epee
- Friends don’t let friends fence foil
- Friends don’t let friends fence sabre
- From a distance
- Future fencer
- Gasparilla
- Genuine original fencing genius
- Get a buzz on
- Get a grip
- Get a grip on it
- Get in touch
- Get points for fencing
- Get the point
- Get to know your opponents, you never know when they’re
going to learn something new
- Girls can’t what?
- Good bout good fencer, bad bout, bad coach
- Good fencers make good neighbors
- Got epee?
- Got foil?
- Got saber?
- Got tempo?
- Has been is better than never was
- Have you hugged your coach today?
- Have you hugged your maitre today?
- He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the
world was mad
- Heaven is just one light
- Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword
- Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya – you killed my father,
prepare to die
- Hit and don’t be hit
- Hit hard, fast, often and don’t be hit
- Hit the shiny stuff
- Hit with the pointy end
- Hits happen
- Hooray for epee
- How’s my fencing? Call 1-800 TOUCH
- I (heart) fencing
- I am the cleaner
- I am the coach – to save time, assume I know everything
- I am, therefore I fence
- I can beat you with one hand behind my back
- I can read your attacks like a book – and yours says “see
Dick lunge!”
- I can’t fence, but I win
- I challenge you to a duel
- I coach therefore I am
- I control with my point
- I didn’t come here to lose
- I don’t fence, I coach
- I don’t pump iron, I push steel
- I enjoy the pleasures of the fleche
- I feel feint
- I fence like a girl
- I fence, therefore I am
- I fenced!
- I had him 4-2 and then – zap -I was dead (ghost at
graveyard)
- I have a problem, my work is starting to interfere with my
fencing
- I have places to go, people to stab
- I have too much self respect to fence epee
- I have too much self respect to fence foil
- I have too much self respect to fence saber
- I know something you don’t know
- I love a fencer
- I make pointed remarks
- I may be old but I’m good
- I pay for my kid to play
- I pay he plays
- I pay the coach
- I pay, she plays
- I plee with epee
- I pump iron and push steel
- I scream you scream, we all scream for escrime
- I see the light
- I thought his weapon had a tip (Frankenstein)
- I touched an electric weapon (cat)
- I’d rather be fencing
- I’ll fence for chocolate
- I’ll fence for cookies
- I’ll fence for food
- I’ll fence for sex
- I’ll rattle your sabre
- I’m a mischievous sabre child
- I’m advanced in age
- I’m in my prime
- I’m never fencing him again (mummy)
- I’m stuck!
- I’m the fencer your coach warned you about
- I’m the fencer your mother warned you about
- I’ve got the build for an epee fencer (skeleton)
- If at first you don’t succeed – redouble
- If fencing was easy, everyone would do it
- If I could offer you only one tip for improving your life –
fencing would be it
- If the enemy is in range, so are you
- If you fenced as well as you whine, you’d be a
winner
- If you give a fencer a cookie…
- Instant fencing parent – just add coffee
- Instant fencing parent – just add tea
- Is that an epee in your pants or are you just happy to see
me?
- Is this how Errol Flynn got started?
- It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s whether I win or lose
- It’s only a fleche wound
- Join the party, learn to parry
- Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you can’t score
- Keep in touch
- Keep moving your feet
- Keep your distance
- King of swords
- Klaatu barada nikto
- Laxatives give a good direct elimination
- Lefty fencer – look out!
- Lefty fencer and proud of it!
- Let your opponent be the one who goofs
- Let’s do lunge
- Let’s fence – the financial crisis can wait
- Let’s hook up!
- Life is a game, but fencing is serious
- Life is fencing, now go and learn it
- Life is more than just fencing
- Life is short – fence hard
- Life is short – fence often
- Life is simple – eat, sleep, fence
- Like good wine, fencers improve with age
- Live dangerously – hug a fencer!
- Look sharp, feel sharp, be sharp – fence!
- Make it a point to fence
- Make my day, fence epee
- Make points for fencing
- Make your point
- Masks, not just for Halloween
- MILF – mother, I’d like to fence
- Motto for dummies – don’t just do something, stand there
- My blood, my sweat, your tears
- My brother fences
- My coach can kick your coach’s ass
- My coach can kick your coach’s touchee
- My daddy fences
- My daughter is a fencer
- My daughter’s a winner
- My family fences
- My fencing fu is strong today
- My fencing kid can beat your fencing kid (girl, boy)
- My girlfriend likes to play with sharp, pointy objects –
envious?
- My grandma fences
- My grandpa fences
- My inner child wants to fence
- My kid can beat your kid (girl, boy)
- My kid can stab your honor kid
- My kid, my money (girl, boy)
- My knight in shining armor fences saber
- My master can kick your master’s ass
- My mommy fences
- My sister is a fencer
- My son is a fencer
- My son’s a winner
- My uncle fences
- Never touch me there again
- Next time I shall wear my old clothes
- No offence
- No one argues with a sharp point
- No one is really sure of the exact date fencing started
- No, I said fence, not fence (cat on fence)
- Nothing hurts when you fence
- Old fencers never die, they just lose their right of way
- Old fencers never die, they just lose their touch
- One touch at a time
- Only your defeat will ease my pain
- Or maybe…the pellet with the poison is in the flagon with
the dragon
- Out to lunge
- Ow! My eye!
- Pain is temporary, but pride is forever
- Peace, love, out, piste, glove, bout
- Piste de resistance
- Plays well with swords
- Please take my blade and hit me as hard as you can
- Prepare to die
- Proudly and loudly
- Puss ‘n boots (picture)
- Queen of swords
- Reach out and touch someone
- Ready pret go
- Real men fence
- Real men fence epee
- Real men fence foil
- Real men fence sabre
- Real women fence
- Real women fence epee
- Real women fence foil
- Real women fence sabre
- Sabre Demon
- Sabre fencers are better lovers
- Sabre fencers set the tempo
- Sabre grrrl!
- Sabre is never having to say you’re sorry
- Sabre is romance
- Sabre is sensational
- Sabre rattler
- Sabre says it all
- Sabre sucks
- Score!!
- Screw right of way, I got the point!
- Seven days without fencing makes one weak
- Sex is great, but fencing is better
- Sex is the most fun you can have without fencing
- Sex, drugs epee
- Sex, drugs, fencing
- Sex, drugs, foil
- Sex, drugs, saber
- Show me your fleche and I’ll show you my thrust
- Shut up and fence
- Shut up and let me fence
- Simultaneous…not
- Speak softly and carry a big sword
- Stick it to ’em
- Strip poker
- Sword woman
- Take the plunge, do a lunge
- Take your epee and stick it anywhere
- Talk to the blade ’cause the guard ain’t listening
- That which does not kill us does not get a second chance
- That’s inconceivable
- That’s right! Here’s where the talkin’ ends!
- The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true
- The couple that fences together stays together
- The essence of fencing is to give, but by no means to
receive – Moliere
- The life of a fencing addict is hell, but somebody’s gotta
do it
- The lights lie
- The older I get, the better I was
- The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle
- The pen is mightier than the sword, if the pen is sword is
very short and the pen is very long
- The point is to win
- The thinner the blade of the sword, the more swiftly it
cuts through
- The way to a man’s heart is through his sternum
- The way to a woman’s heart is through her rib cage
- There are shortcuts to happiness and fencing is one of them
- There are two types of fencers – those who score, and those
who wish they could
- There is magic to sword play, forget the footwork, forget
the blade, the battle is won in the mind
- There is no jesting with edged tools
- There’s almost no point in fencing sabre
- There is no crying in fencing
- There’s no such thing as a free lunge
- This is my broomstick…groovy!
- Those who can’t fence coach
- Those who can’t fence teach
- Thrust right and see the light
- Time spent fencing is added to one’s life span
- Time spent fencing is not deducted from one’s life span
- Timing is everything
- To beat or not to beat
- To beat or not to beat – what is the question?
- To fence is to live, to live is to fence
- To fence or not to fence, what a stupid question!
- To fence or not to fence, what is the question?
- To live is to fence, to fence is to live
- To the victor go the foils
- Touch my body and you die
- Touché
- Toupee (cartoon of one fencer taking off other’s toupee)
- Trainers can help you wrap it up
- Trust me, I’m a coach
- USFA
- Veteran fencers rock the oldest sport
- Veteran fencers are antique little boys
- Veteran fencers are antique little girls
- Violent femme
- Was there life before epee? Saber?
Foil? Fencing?
- We get better as we get older
- We pay, the kids play
- We’ve been through the mill but we’re not over the hill
- What a bout last night
- What am I doing in this strip joint
- What do you call someone who win’s all day long
15-14? Champion!!
- What’s your point?
- When all else fails, go hard, go fast, scream loud
- When in doubt stick it out
- Who is that masked man?
- Who was that masked man?
- Whoever said may the best man win never lost to a girl
- Winner!
- Winners don’t whine
- Without fencing life would be a mistake
- Women aren’t cheerleaders, they’re warriors
- Work is for people who don’t fence
- Work is what you do to pay for fencing
- Work is what you do when you aren’t fencing
- Working is just a hobby, this is my real job
- World’s best fencing coach
- World’s best fencing dad
- World’s best fencing mom
- Wounds will heal, blood will fade, pride is forever
- Yes we can – fence!
- Yes, I’m a girl
- You call that a nose?
- You can live without fencing, but not as well
- You can’t touch me, I’m engaged
- You fence, I’ll coach
- You, me, strip, now!
- You’ll have to beat me to win
- You’re not that bad, I’m just that awesome!
- Your point is?
- “Z”
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