DOG AND CAT

  1. A bird is a bird, a dog is a dog, a cat is a person
  2. A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than
    he loves himself.
  3. A dog’s tail never lies
  4. Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed
    a dog.
  5. A few words of friendly advice – suck up to the cat
  6. As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. — Ellen Perry
    Berkeley
  7. Ask me about my granddog
  8. Bad to the bone
  9. Bark if you like dogs
  10. Beware of the dog and don’t trust the cat either
  11. Cat Lover
  12. Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to
    a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from
    insomnia. – Joseph Wood Krutch
  13. Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to
    pull a sled through snow.– Jeff Valdez
  14. Cats aren’t clean, they’re just covered with cat spit. —
    Unknown
  15. Cats leave pawprints on your heart
  16. Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture.
  17. Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any
    harm to ask for what you want.– Joseph Wood Krutch
  18. Cattitude
  19. Caution – dog can’t hold it’s licker
  20. Crazy cat lady (2)
  21. Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are
    subtle  and  will  pee on your computer.–
    Bruce Graham
  22. Dog is my co-pilot
  23. Dog lover
  24. Doggy Dad
  25. Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
  26. Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. —
    Unknown
  27. Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message -and get
    back to you later.– Mary Bly
  28. Dogs drool, cats rule
  29. Dogs have owners, cats have staff
  30. Dogs make the best friends
  31. Dogs leave pawprints on your heart
  32. Don’t shop – adopt!
  33. Don’t sniff someone else’s property until you know them
    better
  34. Drool is cool!
  35. Every thing tastes better with cat hair in it
  36. Everything tastes better with dog hair in it
  37. Feline groovy
  38. For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog
  39. Got fleas?
  40. Got treats?
  41. Great Groomer
  42. Handle every stressful situation like a dog.  If
    you can’t eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.
  43. Happiness is a (breed)
  44. Have you hugged your cat today?
  45. Have you hugged your dog today?
  46. Hot dog!
  47. I ?  my dogs
  48. I ? my cats (see below)
  49. I ? my granddog/cat
  50. I don’t have a favorite chair anymore, but my (breed) does
  51. I feel like shitzu
  52. If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise
  53. If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he
    will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a
    man.
  54. If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog
    biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
  55. I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
  56. I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom
    of cats is infinitely superior. — Hippolyte Taine
  57. I love my (breed)  (see below)
  58. I love my cat more than most people
  59. I love my dog (all kinds of cute pictures)
  60. I love my dog more than most people (2)
  61. I love my mutt
  62. I love my weiner
  63. I make the mortgage payments, but my dog owns the house
  64. I pamper my pet
  65. I pawsitively love dogs/cats
  66. I play with my weiner
  67. I’d rather be playing with my cat
  68. I’d rather be playing with my dog
  69. I’d rather be walking my dog
  70. If it’s not a (breed), it’s just a dog
  71. If my dog doesn’t like you, neither will I
  72. If you want something really bad, beg
  73. If you won’t talk to your cat about catnip, who will?
  74. In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats. — English
    proverb
  75. It’s my cat’s world, I just open the cans
  76. Let me get this straight – my grandchild is a cat?
  77. Let me get this straight – my grandchild is a dog?
  78. Life is short – pet hard!
  79. Love me, love my dogs/cats/pets
  80. Man’s best friend
  81. My brother is a dog
  82. My dog’s cuter than your dog
  83. My husband said it was him or the cat … I miss him
    sometimes.
  84. My illegal alien has papers
  85. My kids have four feet
  86. My kids have fur
  87. No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there
    to welcome me. — Unknown
  88. No pooping on the grass
  89. One cat just leads to another. — Ernest Hemingway
  90. Pawsitivily unconditional love
  91. Peace, love and dogs/cats
  92. People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next
    life. — Faith Resnick
  93. Pet sitter
  94. Pets are not disposable
  95. Plays well with dogs
  96. Please don’t let the cat out no matter what it tells you
  97. Real men have cats (2)
  98. Real men have dogs
  99. Save a life, adopt a pet
  100. Season’s greetings (cat or dog pictures with Santa hats,
    etc.)
  101. See it, throw it, chase it
  102. So many cats, so little time
  103. So many dogs, so little time
  104. Some dogs have a master, my dog has a staff
  105. Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and
    cruel.   True, and they have many other fine
    qualities as well. — Missy Dizick
  106. Talk to the paw
  107. The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
  108. The cat doesn’t take too kindly to strangers
  109. The cat hair is free
  110. The cat has too much spirit to have no heart. — Ernest
    Menaul
  111. The difference between a child and a dog is 2 extra legs
  112. The dog hair is free
  113. The more people I meet, the more I love my dog/cat
  114. The paws that refreshes
  115. The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his
    tail instead of his tongue.
  116. There are many intelligent species in the universe. They
    are all owned by cats.– Anonymous
  117. There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life:
    music and cats — Albert Schweitzer
  118. There is no snooze button on a cat/dog who wants breakfast.
    –
  119. There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking
    your face.
  120. Think pawsitive!
  121. This house operates solely for the comfort and convenience
    of the cat
  122. This human belongs to a (breed)
  123. Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats
    have never forgotten this.– Anonymous
  124. Time spent with cats is never wasted. — Colette
  125. Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains
    unawakened.
  126. Wag more, bark less
  127. We got rid of the kids – the cat was allergic.
  128. Who needs a shrink?  I have my dog/cat
  129. Woman’s best friend
  130. World’s best dog dad
  131. World’s greatest groomer
  132. World’s greatest pet sitter
  133. You had me at Meow!
  134. You had me at Prrr!
  135. You had me at Woof!
  136. You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends
    with strange cats.– Colonial American proverb
  1. Basset
  2. Bichon
  3. Chihuahua (2)
  4. Cockapoo
  5. Cocker
  6. Collie (2)
  7. Corgi
  8. Dachshund (2)
  9. Golden
  10. Irish Setter
  11. Jack Russel
  12. Lab (2)
  13. Lbradoodle
  14. Lhasa
  15. Maltepoo
  16. Maltese
  17. Newfy
  18. Papillo
  19. Pom
  20. Poodle (4)
  21. Pug (2)
  22. Pyrenees
  23. Schnauzer (2)
  24. Shelti
  25. Shih Tzu
  26. Springer
  27. Westie
  28. Yorkie (2)

Cats

  1. Fat, Persian, Siamese, Tabby, Tiger
  2. Kitten
  3. Silly