Coronavirus

  1. 2020 needs to just pull over and let me out – I’ll walk .
  2. 9 pm is the time to remove your day pajamas and put your night pajamas on.
  3. After all the stupid things I’ve done in my life, if I die because I touched my face, I’m gonna be pissed.
  4. Aliens probably ride past earth and lock their doors
  5. Anyone else’s car getting 3 weeks to the gallon at the moment?
  6. Are you out of your house? Is your mask on your face? You know darn well, that’s the proper place
  7. Better safe than sorry
  8. C’mon you guys don’t be dumb, don’t listen to trump, he’ll make you numb
  9. Can we uninstall 2020 and install it again – this version has a virus Coronavirus is hardly desirous. It’s something we don’t need. So keep your distance, this is one instance, it should become our creed
  10. Count to 20 when washing your hands, that’s what Covid 19 demands Covid 19 is really mean
  11. Don’t be stupid. Wear your mask.
  12. Don’t contaminate me bro!
  13. Don’t touch your face or even your eyes, wash your hands and sanitize Fight Coronavirus
  14. Fight fight (fencers)
  15. Fight virus Covid 19 (virus)
  16. For god’s sake-wear your mask. For yours and my sake too. And wash your hands and watch your distance that’s what we all should do
  17. Heads I stay in, tails I don’t go out
  18. Help save the world, fight coronavirus
  19. I swear my fridge just said “what the hell do you want now?”
  20. I ate 11 times and took 5 naps and it’s still today
  21. I don’t like the fact that my chances of survival seem to be linked to the common sense of others.
  22. I know Trump really doesn’t care. But he is just a jerk. Wear your mask, germs don’t share, yep, that’ll really work
  23. I know you can be real smart. Wear your mask – that’s a start
  24. I shouldn’t have to ask – please wear your mask
  25. If a fart can get through underwear and a pair of jeans, how can a mask made of cloth save you from Covid?
  26. If you must be out and about. Keep your distance from others. Wear your mask, don’t shake hands, Watch out for your sisters and mothers
  27. If you think that you’re gonna sneeze, cover your mouth or wear your mask please
  28. In this instance, watch your distance, ’cause Covid 19 can be real mean
  29. In your house you’ll want to stay. You certainly don’t want to end this way (dead)
  30. Is wearing a mask too much to ask?
  31. It is NOT your constitutional right to not wear a mask. Wear the damn mask.
  32. Listen to the scientists, they know of what they say. Do exactly what they tell you, to live another day
  33. My dog just asked if I want the radio left on while she goes out.
  34. My goal this weekend is just to move enough so people know I’m not dead!
  35. My stomach is flat – the L is just silent
  36. No more shaking hands right now. Covid 19 does not allow
  37. Not sure what’s scarier at this moment – taking my temperature or weighing myself
  38. Of all the things I learned in grade school, trying to avoid cooties was the last one I expected to use.
  39. Over the mouth and over your nose, you should know just where it goes
  40. Quarantine and chill
  41. Rest at home is better than rest at peace.
  42. Six feet away please
  43. Stay 6 feet away
  44. Stay at home if you can, get rid of the virus, that’s the plan
  45. Stay at home just in case. As you know that’s the safest place
  46. Thanks for practicing social distancing
  47. The curve help flatten by staying apart, you can do that’n now that’s a start
  48. The toilet paper “crisis” confirms that we have more assholes than we thought.
  49. The virus is so smart, it knows the difference between a grocery store and a hair salon.
  50. The year 2020 – brought to you by the letters W, T and F
  51. This is not just academic, there is really a pandemic. So do your duty and follow the rules, we don’t need no stupid fools
  52. Use soap and water must like you oughter or use an alcohol base.
  53. Wear a mask, I don’t have to ask, and please don’t touch your face
  54. Wash your hands and keep them clean. This helps stop the spread of Covid 19
  55. Wash your hands and wash them good do all the things that you know you should
  56. Wash your hands! There’s a virus called Covid-19. Inspiring us all to be clean, to wash our hand well do all that they tell and to write poetry from quarantine
  57. Washed a load of pajamas. Now I have enough work clothes for the week
  58. Wear your mask, a very small task
  59. Well, what a fucking year this has been
  60. When you sneeze in your house, everyone yells Corona instead of bless you