Coronavirus
- 2020 needs to just pull over and let me out – I’ll walk .
- 9 pm is the time to remove your day pajamas and put your night pajamas on.
- After all the stupid things I’ve done in my life, if I die because I touched my face, I’m gonna be pissed.
- Aliens probably ride past earth and lock their doors
- Anyone else’s car getting 3 weeks to the gallon at the moment?
- Are you out of your house? Is your mask on your face? You know darn well, that’s the proper place
- Better safe than sorry
- C’mon you guys don’t be dumb, don’t listen to trump, he’ll make you numb
- Can we uninstall 2020 and install it again – this version has a virus Coronavirus is hardly desirous. It’s something we don’t need. So keep your distance, this is one instance, it should become our creed
- Count to 20 when washing your hands, that’s what Covid 19 demands Covid 19 is really mean
- Don’t be stupid. Wear your mask.
- Don’t contaminate me bro!
- Don’t touch your face or even your eyes, wash your hands and sanitize Fight Coronavirus
- Fight fight (fencers)
- Fight virus Covid 19 (virus)
- For god’s sake-wear your mask. For yours and my sake too. And wash your hands and watch your distance that’s what we all should do
- Heads I stay in, tails I don’t go out
- Help save the world, fight coronavirus
- I swear my fridge just said “what the hell do you want now?”
- I ate 11 times and took 5 naps and it’s still today
- I don’t like the fact that my chances of survival seem to be linked to the common sense of others.
- I know Trump really doesn’t care. But he is just a jerk. Wear your mask, germs don’t share, yep, that’ll really work
- I know you can be real smart. Wear your mask – that’s a start
- I shouldn’t have to ask – please wear your mask
- If a fart can get through underwear and a pair of jeans, how can a mask made of cloth save you from Covid?
- If you must be out and about. Keep your distance from others. Wear your mask, don’t shake hands, Watch out for your sisters and mothers
- If you think that you’re gonna sneeze, cover your mouth or wear your mask please
- In this instance, watch your distance, ’cause Covid 19 can be real mean
- In your house you’ll want to stay. You certainly don’t want to end this way (dead)
- Is wearing a mask too much to ask?
- It is NOT your constitutional right to not wear a mask. Wear the damn mask.
- Listen to the scientists, they know of what they say. Do exactly what they tell you, to live another day
- My dog just asked if I want the radio left on while she goes out.
- My goal this weekend is just to move enough so people know I’m not dead!
- My stomach is flat – the L is just silent
- No more shaking hands right now. Covid 19 does not allow
- Not sure what’s scarier at this moment – taking my temperature or weighing myself
- Of all the things I learned in grade school, trying to avoid cooties was the last one I expected to use.
- Over the mouth and over your nose, you should know just where it goes
- Quarantine and chill
- Rest at home is better than rest at peace.
- Six feet away please
- Stay 6 feet away
- Stay at home if you can, get rid of the virus, that’s the plan
- Stay at home just in case. As you know that’s the safest place
- Thanks for practicing social distancing
- The curve help flatten by staying apart, you can do that’n now that’s a start
- The toilet paper “crisis” confirms that we have more assholes than we thought.
- The virus is so smart, it knows the difference between a grocery store and a hair salon.
- The year 2020 – brought to you by the letters W, T and F
- This is not just academic, there is really a pandemic. So do your duty and follow the rules, we don’t need no stupid fools
- Use soap and water must like you oughter or use an alcohol base.
- Wear a mask, I don’t have to ask, and please don’t touch your face
- Wash your hands and keep them clean. This helps stop the spread of Covid 19
- Wash your hands and wash them good do all the things that you know you should
- Wash your hands! There’s a virus called Covid-19. Inspiring us all to be clean, to wash our hand well do all that they tell and to write poetry from quarantine
- Washed a load of pajamas. Now I have enough work clothes for the week
- Wear your mask, a very small task
- Well, what a fucking year this has been
- When you sneeze in your house, everyone yells Corona instead of bless you
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