LIBERAL

  1. 3 out of 4 ostriches prefer Fox News
  2. A woman’s place is in the house – and the senate
  3. Against abortion? Don’t have one
  4. Annoy a Republican – think for yourself!
  5. Ban Republican marriages
  6. Barack and Roll
  7. Barack is the new black
  8. Barak atah adonai
  9. Be the change you want to see in your world
  10. Democrats make better lovers
  11. Disabled means differently-abled
  12. Do the right thing – boycott Walmart
  13. Doing my part to piss off the religious right
  14. Don’t believe in gay marriage? Don’t marry a gay
  15. Don’t confuse dying for oil with fighting for freedom
  16. Don’t like the separation of church and state? Join the
    Taliban
  17. Don’t pray in my school, I won’t think in your church
  18. Eracism
  19. Fight terror – support Israel
  20. Free Tibet!
  21. Friends don’t let friends vote Republican
  22. Greed Over People
  23. GREEN
  24. Healthcare, not warfare
  25. Human need, not corporate greed
  26. I don’t care who started it – just stop it! – God
  27. I don’t want to dial “1” for English
  28. I gave at the pump
  29. I support the President – healthcare for all – now
  30. I think, therefore I am dangerous
  31. I think, therefore I watch CNN
  32. I’m a momma for Obama
  33. I’m an Obamacan
  34. Ignore your rights and they’ll go away
  35. Is it global warming in here, or is it just me?
  36. It’s ok to say Merry Christmas to me
  37. Keep your religion off my civil rights!
  38. Less bombs – more art supplies!
  39. Liberal and proud of it
  40. Love is gender-blind
  41. Make coffee, not war
  42. Make music, not war
  43. My God can beat up your God
  44. Never separate the life you live from the words you speak –
    Paul Wellstone
  45. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large
    groups
  46. No child left behind – they are all going to Iraq
  47. No, seriously, why did we invade Iraq?
  48. Obama Mama
  49. Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about
    things that matter
  50. Pay your taxes – 11 million illegal immigrants are relying
    on you
  51. Peace will come when the Arabs love their children more
    than they hate us – Golda Meir
  52. Please keep your religion far away from any law that might
    affect me
  53. Poverty is a weapon of mass destruction
  54. Press 1 for English, press 2 for English, press 3 for
    English
  55. Rich people start wars, poor people die in them
  56. Save Darfur
  57. Spreading Democracy through war is like spreading virginity
    through rape
  58. The Bible isn’t my constitution
  59. There has never been anything false about hope
  60. Tree hugger
  61. War is not pro-life
  62. When did Jesus become a republican?
  63. When Jesus said to love your enemies, he probably meant
    don’t kill them
  64. When you fight evil with evil, evil wins
  65. Who would Jesus bomb?
  66. Who would Jesus torture?
  67. Why do Republicans hate smart people?
  68. Why do we kill people who kill people to show killing
    people is wrong?
  69. Why is pro-life so pro-death?
  70. Why the hell do I have to press 1 for English?
  71. You can’t be pro-life while being pro-war