LIBERAL
- 3 out of 4 ostriches prefer Fox News
- A woman’s place is in the house – and the senate
- Against abortion? Don’t have one
- Annoy a Republican – think for yourself!
- Ban Republican marriages
- Barack and Roll
- Barack is the new black
- Barak atah adonai
- Be the change you want to see in your world
- Democrats make better lovers
- Disabled means differently-abled
- Do the right thing – boycott Walmart
- Doing my part to piss off the religious right
- Don’t believe in gay marriage? Don’t marry a gay
- Don’t confuse dying for oil with fighting for freedom
- Don’t like the separation of church and state? Join the
Taliban
- Don’t pray in my school, I won’t think in your church
- Eracism
- Fight terror – support Israel
- Free Tibet!
- Friends don’t let friends vote Republican
- Greed Over People
- GREEN
- Healthcare, not warfare
- Human need, not corporate greed
- I don’t care who started it – just stop it! – God
- I don’t want to dial “1” for English
- I gave at the pump
- I support the President – healthcare for all – now
- I think, therefore I am dangerous
- I think, therefore I watch CNN
- I’m a momma for Obama
- I’m an Obamacan
- Ignore your rights and they’ll go away
- Is it global warming in here, or is it just me?
- It’s ok to say Merry Christmas to me
- Keep your religion off my civil rights!
- Less bombs – more art supplies!
- Liberal and proud of it
- Love is gender-blind
- Make coffee, not war
- Make music, not war
- My God can beat up your God
- Never separate the life you live from the words you speak –
Paul Wellstone
- Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large
groups
- No child left behind – they are all going to Iraq
- No, seriously, why did we invade Iraq?
- Obama Mama
- Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about
things that matter
- Pay your taxes – 11 million illegal immigrants are relying
on you
- Peace will come when the Arabs love their children more
than they hate us – Golda Meir
- Please keep your religion far away from any law that might
affect me
- Poverty is a weapon of mass destruction
- Press 1 for English, press 2 for English, press 3 for
English
- Rich people start wars, poor people die in them
- Save Darfur
- Spreading Democracy through war is like spreading virginity
through rape
- The Bible isn’t my constitution
- There has never been anything false about hope
- Tree hugger
- War is not pro-life
- When did Jesus become a republican?
- When Jesus said to love your enemies, he probably meant
don’t kill them
- When you fight evil with evil, evil wins
- Who would Jesus bomb?
- Who would Jesus torture?
- Why do Republicans hate smart people?
- Why do we kill people who kill people to show killing
people is wrong?
- Why is pro-life so pro-death?
- Why the hell do I have to press 1 for English?
- You can’t be pro-life while being pro-war
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