Golf
- #1 Caddie
- A bad day at golf beats a good day at the office
- A bad day at golf beats a good day in class
- A cup is not to drink from
- A golfer is always in the swing
- A hole in one is a whole lot of fun
- Always keep your balls clean and your woods covered
- And we should consider every day lost on which we have not golfed at least once
- Ask me why I golf – ask me why I breathe
- Best golfer
- Blessed is the golfer whose mate golfs
- Born to golf
- Born to golf, doomed to work
- Born to golf, forced to work
- Carpe Swingem
- Closet golfer
- Dare to golf
- Don’t be a putz
- Don’t get tee’d off
- Eat, sleep, golf
- Find your inner golf
- Fore play!
- Fore score
- Fore!
- Get a grip
- Get a grip on it
- Get up and golf
- Going green!
- Golf – my anti drug
- Golf – my drug of choice
- Golf – not just another game
- Golf – the most fun you can have with your pants on
- Golf and you’ll feel better
- Golf as if everyone is watching
- Golf as if no one is watching
- Golf diva!
- Golf fanatic
- Golf fever
- Golf floozy
- Golf forever, work whenever
- Golf girl!
- Golf golf golf
- Golf gypsy
- Golf happens
- Golfers have more drive
- Golf husband
- Golf is a 4 letter word
- Golf is a day spent in strenuous idleness – William Wordsworth
- Golf is a form of foreplay
- Golf is a hole lotta fun
- Golf is foreplay
- Golf is like taxes – you drive hard to get to the green and wind up in the hole
- Golf is my thing
- Golf is romance
- Golf junkie
- Golf now, sleep later
- Golf or die
- Golf well if you can – otherwise, just golf
- Golf widow
- Golf widower
- Golf wife
- Golf with me
- Golf-a-holic
- Golfers do it on the green
- Golfers have a ball
- Golfers have a swinging time
- Golfers have more drive
- Golfers make better lovers
- Golfers swing!
- Golfgasm!
- Golfing fool
- Golfing grandma
- Golfing grandpa
- Golfing husband
- Golfing impaired
- Golfing is as close to heaven as one can get while still alive
- Golfing is awesome
- Golfing is better than chocolate
- Golfing is close to my heart
- Golfing is delightful
- Golfing is for everyone
- Golfing is for lovers
- Golfing is good for your health
- Golfing is life – all the rest is detail
- Golfing is like life. The lessons of one are the lessons of the other
- Golfing is my favorite sport
- Golfing is my life
- Golfing is not a contact sport
- Golfing is not a matter of life or death – it’s more important than that!
- Golfing is not hazardous to your health
- Golfing is sweet
- Golfing is the most fun you can have in a vertical position
- Golfing is the most fun you can have with your clothes on
- Golfing is therapy
- Golfing makes my day
- Golfing Mom
- Golfing princess!
- Golfing wife
- Golfs well with others
- Got golf?
- Gotta golf
- Grandma’s little golfer
- Grandpa’s little golfer
- Happiness is golfing
- Have golf bag will travel
- Here today, golf tomorrow
- He’s just my golf partner
- Holey Moley!
- Hook and Slice Club
- Housework is for women who don’t know how to golf
- How ‘bout a foresome?
- How’s my golfing? Call 1-800 swinging
- I swing!
- I ? golf
- I always follow through
- I am, therefore I golf
- I’d rather be golfing
- I don’t mind iron-ing
- I drive in the right direction
- I golf with all my heart
- I golf with all my soul
- I golf!
- I golf, therefore I am
- I hate golf – if I weren’t married, I’d quit
- I hate golf – oh, nice shot – I love golf!
- I have a problem, my work is starting to interfere with my golfing
- I have two left feet
- I hope you golf
- I love to golf
- I need to golf
- I never met a golfer I didn’t like
- I only golf on days that end in Y
- I swing
- I’d rather be golfing
- I’ll golf for chocolate
- I’ll golf for food
- I’ll golf for sex
- I’m golfing thru life
- I’m tee’d off
- I’m tee-sing you!
- I’ve got balls!
- I’ve spent most of my life playing golf, the rest of it, I’ve wasted
- If golfing was easy, everyone would do it
- If I could offer you only one tip for improving your life – golfing would be it
- If you have to ask me why I golf, you’ll never understand
- If you’re not golfing, you’re wasting your feet
- In the beginning was the golf
- In the hole is a good thing!
- Insanity doesn’t run in our family, it golfs
- Ironclad
- Irons are not for pressing
- It’s just golf, but what more could you ask?
- It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s whether I win or lose.
- Keep on golfing
- Keep on golfing – even if it’s only in your mind
- Keep your head down
- King of the golf gypsies
- Kiss me, I’m a golfer
- Let’s golf – the financial crisis can wait
- Life is a game, but golfing is serious
- Life is golf
- Life is golfing, now go and learn it
- Life is good – I’m golfing!
- Life is short, golf hard
- Life is short, golf often
- Life is simple, eat, sleep, golf
- Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here, we might as well golf
- Life’s too short not to golf
- Like good wine, golfers improve with age
- May the ball lie in green pastures, and not in still waters
- Meet me at the 19th hole
- Member – LBGA – Laid Back Golfers Assn
- Missing – Golfer husband and dog – reward for dog!
- My doctor recommends a daily dose of greens
- My dog loves me no matter what my golf score is
- My family golfs
- My inner child wants to golf
- My wife warned me – her or golf – I’ll miss her
- No romance – just wanna golf
- Nothing hurts when you golf
- Of course I golf!
- Old golfers never die, they just lose their balls
- One more round for the road
- Pity the person who is not a golfer
- Put a smile on your face – golf!
- Putts is good, putz is bad
- Putts is not a putz
- Putt it where the sun don’t shine
- Queen of the golf gypsies
- Real men golf
- Real women golf
- Reality is for those who don’t golf
- Reckless driver
- Score!
- See me smile – I’m golfing!
- Seven days without golfing makes one weak
- Sex is fun, but golfing is better
- Sex is fun, but golfing lasts longer
- Sex is the most fun you can have without golfing
- She just wants to golf
- She’s just my golf partner
- Show me a good loser and I’ll show you a golfer playing with his boss
- Shut up and golf
- Shut up and let me golf
- Slicing is only for meat
- So many courses, so little time
- Soft white sands, calm clear water
- Start out on the right foot
- Swing!!!
- Swingin’ Grandma
- Swingin’ Grandpa
- Talk to the feet
- Teetotaler
- The ball is my friend
- The couple that golfs together stays together
- The life of a golf addict is hell, but somebody’s gotta do it
- The voice inside my head tells me to golf
- There are short-cuts to happiness, and golfing is one of them
- There is a bit of insanity in golfing that does everybody a great deal of good
- Time spent golfing is added to one’s life span
- Time spent golfing is not deducted from one’s life span
- To golf is to live, to live is to golf
- To golf or not to golf, what a stupid question!
- To live is to golf, to golf is to live
- We’re fools whether we golf or not, so we might as well golf
- Weapon of Grass Destruction
- What happens on the golf course stays on the golf course
- When I go out I want to go golfing
- Why ask why – just golf
- Why do I golf? Why do I breathe?
- Without golf, life would be a mistake
- Woodn’t you like to play golf?
- Work is for people who don’t golf
- Work is the curse of the golfing class
- Work is what you do between golf tournaments
- Work is what you do to pay for golfing
- Work is what you do when you aren’t golfing
- Work is just a hobby, this is my real job
- World’s best golfing dad
- World’s best golfing mom
- Yes we can – golf! (Obama symbol)
- You can live without golfing, but not as well
- You don’t stop golfing when you get old, you get old when you stop golfing
- You’ve just got to follow through
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