- A bird is a bird, a dog is a dog, a cat is a person
- A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than
he loves himself. - A dog’s tail never lies
- Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed
a dog. - A few words of friendly advice – suck up to the cat
- As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. — Ellen Perry
Berkeley - Ask me about my granddog
- Bad to the bone
- Bark if you like dogs
- Beware of the dog and don’t trust the cat either
- Cat Lover
- Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to
a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from
insomnia. – Joseph Wood Krutch - Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to
pull a sled through snow.– Jeff Valdez - Cats aren’t clean, they’re just covered with cat spit. —
Unknown - Cats leave pawprints on your heart
- Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture.
- Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any
harm to ask for what you want.– Joseph Wood Krutch - Cattitude
- Caution – dog can’t hold it’s licker
- Crazy cat lady (2)
- Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are
subtle and will pee on your computer.–
Bruce Graham - Dog is my co-pilot
- Dog lover
- Doggy Dad
- Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
- Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. —
Unknown - Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message -and get
back to you later.– Mary Bly - Dogs drool, cats rule
- Dogs have owners, cats have staff
- Dogs make the best friends
- Dogs leave pawprints on your heart
- Don’t shop – adopt!
- Don’t sniff someone else’s property until you know them
better - Drool is cool!
- Every thing tastes better with cat hair in it
- Everything tastes better with dog hair in it
- Feline groovy
- For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog
- Got fleas?
- Got treats?
- Great Groomer
- Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If
you can’t eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away. - Happiness is a (breed)
- Have you hugged your cat today?
- Have you hugged your dog today?
- Hot dog!
- I ? my dogs
- I ? my cats (see below)
- I ? my granddog/cat
- I don’t have a favorite chair anymore, but my (breed) does
- I feel like shitzu
- If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise
- If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he
will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a
man. - If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog
biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. - I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
- I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom
of cats is infinitely superior. — Hippolyte Taine - I love my (breed) (see below)
- I love my cat more than most people
- I love my dog (all kinds of cute pictures)
- I love my dog more than most people (2)
- I love my mutt
- I love my weiner
- I make the mortgage payments, but my dog owns the house
- I pamper my pet
- I pawsitively love dogs/cats
- I play with my weiner
- I’d rather be playing with my cat
- I’d rather be playing with my dog
- I’d rather be walking my dog
- If it’s not a (breed), it’s just a dog
- If my dog doesn’t like you, neither will I
- If you want something really bad, beg
- If you won’t talk to your cat about catnip, who will?
- In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats. — English
proverb - It’s my cat’s world, I just open the cans
- Let me get this straight – my grandchild is a cat?
- Let me get this straight – my grandchild is a dog?
- Life is short – pet hard!
- Love me, love my dogs/cats/pets
- Man’s best friend
- My brother is a dog
- My dog’s cuter than your dog
- My husband said it was him or the cat … I miss him
sometimes. - My illegal alien has papers
- My kids have four feet
- My kids have fur
- No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there
to welcome me. — Unknown - No pooping on the grass
- One cat just leads to another. — Ernest Hemingway
- Pawsitivily unconditional love
- Peace, love and dogs/cats
- People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next
life. — Faith Resnick - Pet sitter
- Pets are not disposable
- Plays well with dogs
- Please don’t let the cat out no matter what it tells you
- Real men have cats (2)
- Real men have dogs
- Save a life, adopt a pet
- Season’s greetings (cat or dog pictures with Santa hats,
etc.) - See it, throw it, chase it
- So many cats, so little time
- So many dogs, so little time
- Some dogs have a master, my dog has a staff
- Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and
cruel. True, and they have many other fine
qualities as well. — Missy Dizick - Talk to the paw
- The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
- The cat doesn’t take too kindly to strangers
- The cat hair is free
- The cat has too much spirit to have no heart. — Ernest
Menaul - The difference between a child and a dog is 2 extra legs
- The dog hair is free
- The more people I meet, the more I love my dog/cat
- The paws that refreshes
- The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his
tail instead of his tongue. - There are many intelligent species in the universe. They
are all owned by cats.– Anonymous - There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life:
music and cats — Albert Schweitzer - There is no snooze button on a cat/dog who wants breakfast.
– - There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking
your face. - Think pawsitive!
- This house operates solely for the comfort and convenience
of the cat - This human belongs to a (breed)
- Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats
have never forgotten this.– Anonymous - Time spent with cats is never wasted. — Colette
- Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains
unawakened. - Wag more, bark less
- We got rid of the kids – the cat was allergic.
- Who needs a shrink? I have my dog/cat
- Woman’s best friend
- World’s best dog dad
- World’s greatest groomer
- World’s greatest pet sitter
- You had me at Meow!
- You had me at Prrr!
- You had me at Woof!
- You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends
with strange cats.– Colonial American proverb
- Basset
- Bichon
- Chihuahua (2)
- Cockapoo
- Cocker
- Collie (2)
- Corgi
- Dachshund (2)
- Golden
- Irish Setter
- Jack Russel
- Lab (2)
- Lbradoodle
- Lhasa
- Maltepoo
- Maltese
- Newfy
- Papillo
- Pom
- Poodle (4)
- Pug (2)
- Pyrenees
- Schnauzer (2)
- Shelti
- Shih Tzu
- Springer
- Westie
- Yorkie (2)
Cats
- Fat, Persian, Siamese, Tabby, Tiger
- Kitten
- Silly